Sonic the Hedgehog 2

00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:06,219 Don't worry. On Earth, people are very welcoming, 475 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:09,681 and love taking complete strangers into their homes. 476 00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:40,795 Run. 477 00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:45,008 Table for two, please! 478 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,345 What would you like to order? 479 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,139 Two beef stews, please. 480 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:59,772 - Where'd you get all these cool gadgets? - I invented 'em. 481 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,774 That's kinda my thing. 482 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:04,319 In fact, my inventions are how I discovered you. 483 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:07,488 Remember that night at the baseball field? 484 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:11,284 Your energy blast reached all the way to my home planet. 485 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:15,997 I saw you save your whole village from that crazy mustache guy. 486 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,292 Wait, so you've been watching me this whole time? 487 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,960 Even in the shower? 488 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:22,962 That's a trick question. 489 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:25,256 Sonic the Hedgehog prefers bubble baths. 490 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:26,674 Man, you're good! 491 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:29,218 When I learned Knuckles was on your trail, 492 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:32,138 I knew I couldn't just sit back and watch anymore. 493 00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:33,681 I had to come warn you. 494 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,601 What? Hang on one sec. 495 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:38,269 Donut Lord is checking in. 496 00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:43,900 "Just chilling. Watching TV." 497 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,152 Dot, dot, dot. 498 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:48,988 Dot, dot, dot. 499 00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:51,449 Dot, dot, dot. 500 00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:53,326 Dot, dot, dot. 501 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:56,496 Dot, dot, dot. 502 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:57,997 Doctor, 503 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:01,334 why are we working with this imbecile? 504 00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:07,256 Because that simpleminded space trash is the key to something extraordinary. 505 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:10,718 Something to help you get revenge on the hedgehog. 506 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,428 Think bigger, Stone. 507 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:16,307 The emerald he seeks could power my wildest designs. 508 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,768 My genius wouldn't just be recognized on Earth. 509 00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:21,854 It would spread virally to every corner of the galaxy, 510 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:25,191 allowing me to harness all the negative forces of the universe 511 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:28,236 and commune with Darkness itself. 512 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,697 Wow. That sounds big. 513 00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:34,534 It's been on my vision board for years. It's the Law of Attraction. 514 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:35,952 Didn't you see The Secret? 515 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,330 Kaplooey! 516 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:40,456 Kaplooey. 517 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:43,751 "Another boring night at home." 518 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:45,837 The hedgehog has returned home! 519 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,382 Falsa. Which is Latin for "wrong-o." 520 00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:54,303 According to my worldwide network cell tower triangulation, he's lying, 521 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,180 all the way 522 00:41:57,181 --> 00:42:01,144 from the majestic hinterlands of Eastern Siberia. 523 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:05,148 He's a long-distance liar! 524 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,863 Yeah, there's more where that came from. 525 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,451 Tiny magic hedgehog destroyed. 526 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,871 Now let's begin our quest. 527 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:23,916 Wait. 528 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,461 What about your minion? The goat milker. 529 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:29,422 There's no room on the ship for Stone. 530 00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:32,300 I say we ditch him, ghost him, blow him off. 531 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:33,342 Dishonor! 532 00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:37,346 "Dis" is how I roll. 533 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:48,441 I'm sorry, but I asked for the beef stew. 534 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:52,236 Your breath smells like goat poop. 535 00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:54,739 What did you say? 536 00:42:58,493 --> 00:42:59,911 What's going on? 537 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:03,081 Maybe they think it's my birthday? 538 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:07,835 Don't worry, I'll take care of this. Okay, everybody, take it easy. 539 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,962 I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation 540 00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:12,465 for whatever my friend said or did. 541 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,258 Stand back. 542 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:15,885 I just farted. 543 00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:22,183 Meow? 544 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,602 Throw these ...