Ralph Breaks the Internet

512 00:32:04,307 --> 00:32:08,175 Oh, shocker! Players. They beat us to it. 513 00:32:08,211 --> 00:32:13,171 31 hours of continuous gameplay, and we finally found Shank's car. 514 00:32:13,216 --> 00:32:18,176 - Let's jack this ride. - Oh yeah, DirtySocks. It's on. 515 00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:22,283 Jimmy! You're not playing that horrible video game, are you? 516 00:32:22,325 --> 00:32:25,158 No, grandma! I'm doing my homework! 517 00:32:25,161 --> 00:32:28,153 Okay. Like I said, let's jack this ride. 518 00:32:34,059 --> 00:32:36,404 Well, well, well... 519 00:32:36,405 --> 00:32:41,240 While the cat goes away, these mice try to play. 520 00:32:42,746 --> 00:32:44,246 <i>♪ Shank! Shank! Shank! ♪</i> 521 00:32:44,247 --> 00:32:48,149 - Hey. I think that might be Shank. - Listen up, mice. 522 00:32:48,184 --> 00:32:51,244 Anyone who tries to play with this cat ride 523 00:32:51,254 --> 00:32:55,122 - is gonna get got! - You're going down, Shank. 524 00:32:55,224 --> 00:33:00,031 - Pyro. Give those punks the works. - With pleasure. 525 00:33:01,430 --> 00:33:05,332 - End of the road! - Gosh dang it! 526 00:33:05,334 --> 00:33:07,435 Now I gotta start all over! 527 00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:09,631 Ralph, maybe... 528 00:33:09,632 --> 00:33:13,522 - Wait, where are you going? - I am scared. 529 00:33:13,526 --> 00:33:16,289 If we get burnt up in here, that's it, we're dead, we're gone. 530 00:33:16,314 --> 00:33:18,430 So I think we should get out of here right now. 531 00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:20,940 No, wait. I have an idea. 532 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:25,828 - Hey, Shank? - What's up, Pyro? 533 00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:29,672 Do you reckon we're going a bit too hard on the players? 534 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:32,802 Honestly, no. I don't. 535 00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:38,761 Of course I have empathy for players like DirtySocks537 and BabeRaham_Linkin. 536 00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:42,910 But if we just let them win, where's the life lesson, you know? 537 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:48,392 Yeah, but, to Pyro's point, I mean, those players worked 538 00:33:48,468 --> 00:33:50,828 - so hard to get here. - I hear you, Felony, 539 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,864 but imagine a game without challenges. 540 00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:55,925 The same predictable thing every single time? 541 00:33:55,968 --> 00:33:58,386 - Who wants that? - Shank's right. 542 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,986 You know, I just saw a really insightful TEDtalk, 543 00:34:00,987 --> 00:34:03,340 and I can't really remember what the guy said, 544 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:05,476 it was more about how it made me feel, 545 00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:11,347 but I think ultimately the point was, I honor your choice, guys. 546 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:15,217 - And we honor yours, Butcher Boy. - Thank you. 547 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,663 Hey, Shank. Did you ever wonder what it would be like 548 00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:19,924 - if someone actually did get your car? - Well, I know one thing. 549 00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:22,917 Whoever that is, will have to be the best of the rest. 550 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,879 Hm? 551 00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:29,767 - Good day to you, madam. - Who are you? 552 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:32,862 I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise. 553 00:34:33,386 --> 00:34:37,708 And, the thing is, we've been getting some complaints down at HQ. 554 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,310 Larry's the one who takes the calls. 555 00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:42,677 Anyways, someone told Larry that we've been hearing a lot of gun sounds... 556 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:49,261 This is nice! 557 00:34:49,822 --> 00:34:52,365 Where have you been all my life? 558 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:56,820 - ...so I came to check on things. - I'm sorry, who did you say you were again? 559 00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:58,088 Oh, I'm... Larry? 560 00:34:58,089 --> 00:35:00,845 Nah, you said Larry took the calls. 561 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:13,674 - Good job, Larry! - Yeah! Worked like a charm! 562 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,918 Are you kidding me? Someone got Shank's car? 563 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:23,234 And I need yours. Sorry. 564 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,331 I'm just... I'm just gonna go. 565 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:32,373 This is the worst day of my life! 566 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:36,733 It's a shame we have to leave so soon. This game is cool! 567 00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:38,903 Just get us out of here so we can get this car to Spamley 568 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:41,345 - And get paid. - No problem! 569 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:47,253 Look at this guy coming in hot. 570 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:05,886 You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl! 571 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,345 You still have value, Butcher Boy. 572 00:36:15,338 --> 00:36:19,206 Oh, no! It's that Shank lady! She ...