Ice Age: Continental Drift

637 00:30:20,886 --> 00:30:21,944 (CREW PLAYING UPBEAT POLKA MUSIC) 638 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,852 (SINGING) <i>Here you are on a boat You're adrift, you're afloat</i> 639 00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:25,549 <i>One might even say you're stuck</i> 640 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:27,988 <i>Well, I don't want to gloat But I would like to note</i> 641 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:29,425 <i>That you're in luck</i> 642 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:31,826 <i>You've been saved by the ape That rules these waters</i> 643 00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:33,759 <i>So forget about Your wives and daughters</i> 644 00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:37,058 <i>First Mate introduce me to them, please</i> 645 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:38,900 Aye-aye, Captain Gutt. 646 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,539 <i>-He's the big and scary -Elegant yet hairy</i> 647 00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:43,641 <i>-Fear-inspiring -Years from retiring</i> 648 00:30:43,809 --> 00:30:45,709 <i>-Looting, stealing -Banana peeling</i> 649 00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:48,403 <i>Undisputed Master of the Seas</i> 650 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,470 Oh, jeez. 651 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:50,538 <i>-That's me -'Tis he</i> 652 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:51,605 <i>-That's me -'Tis he</i> 653 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,673 <i>-That's me -'Tis he</i> 654 00:30:52,751 --> 00:30:53,741 Okay, okay. 655 00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:58,616 <i>I'm a primate pirate pioneer And these are my brave buccaneers</i> 656 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:01,316 <i>All of whom were once Lost souls like you</i> 657 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:02,483 <i>It's true</i> 658 00:31:02,627 --> 00:31:04,459 <i>-He rescued us -He saved our butts</i> 659 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,461 <i>For that we owe our lives to Gutt</i> 660 00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:08,690 <i>And assuming he doesn't kill you</i> 661 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,097 <i>You will owe him, too</i> 662 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:12,634 Kill them? (CHUCKLES) 663 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:14,533 Me? No, no. 664 00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:19,273 Well, at least not this very large, useful mammoth. 665 00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:20,843 Hey, hands off. 666 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:22,207 Anyway... 667 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,440 <i>Here we are on a ship Moving at quite a clip</i> 668 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:25,984 <i>Through the ever-shifting ice</i> 669 00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:27,342 <i>Come along on a trip</i> 670 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:28,443 <i>-That's a hint -That's a tip</i> 671 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,510 <i>That's good advice</i> 672 00:31:30,455 --> 00:31:34,358 <i>In a world that's going under To survive you must learn to plunder</i> 673 00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:36,654 <i>Luckily that's my field of expertise</i> 674 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:37,752 He's the best. 675 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,990 <i>-He's a robbing, thieving</i> -We really should be leaving. 676 00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:41,963 <i>-Weapon throwing</i> -We got to get going. 677 00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:44,125 <i>-Sloth-slaying</i> -Wish we could be staying. 678 00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:45,963 <i>Undisputed Uncontested</i> 679 00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:48,129 <i>-Monkey suited - Yeah, you guessed it</i> 680 00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:50,741 <i>Master of the seas</i> 681 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:51,833 Oh, please. 682 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:52,900 <i>-That's me -'Tis he</i> 683 00:31:52,978 --> 00:31:53,968 <i>-That's me -'Tis he</i> 684 00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:55,035 <i>-It's who? -It's you</i> 685 00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:56,137 Just testing, I knew. 686 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:58,478 <i>It's me</i> 687 00:31:58,550 --> 00:31:59,915 Good shanty, sir. 688 00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:02,810 "Captain Gutt"? (CHUCKLES) Really? 689 00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:06,889 I have a little paunch, too, but I wouldn't name myself after it. 690 00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:08,355 (LAUGHS) 691 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,657 That's funny. You're a funny guy. 692 00:32:10,829 --> 00:32:12,888 But that's not how I got my name. 693 00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:15,032 These got me my name. 694 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,861 -SID: I don't get it. -No? 695 00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:18,434 -Okay. -(GASPS) 696 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:19,937 Let me give you a visual aid. 697 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,039 I just gently press here. 698 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:26,203 -(LAUGHS) That tickles. -And go down like this. 699 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:27,473 (GASPS) 700 00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:31,574 And then your innards become your outards. (LAUGHS) 701 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:33,949 Um, I still don't get it. 702 00:32:34,019 --> 00:32:37,387 Look, as much as I'm tempted to join a monkey... 703 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:41,456 the Easter Bunny and a giant bag of pudding... 704 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:42,923 I'll pass. 705 00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:44,985 No one's going to stop me from getting back to my family. 706 00:32:45