The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

I also DJ on the side and wear women's jeans. 830 00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:57,875 Wow! 831 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,411 Guys, we have to stay tough and gritty. 832 00:38:00,478 --> 00:38:02,246 Do not let them soften you up-- 833 00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:06,550 Oh, yeah. I love getting barnacles scrubbed off me bilge pump. 834 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,119 Really? Right into it. 835 00:38:08,185 --> 00:38:09,287 [laughing] Oh, oh! It tickles. 836 00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:11,122 -[whirring] -Whee! 837 00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:15,393 Oh, yeah, I carry my tortured past in my chiseled glutes. 838 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:17,128 [scoffs] Even you? 839 00:38:17,194 --> 00:38:19,297 What? I mean, I'm not gonna turn down a free massage. 840 00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:21,399 She needs extra treatment. 841 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,100 -No! -Yes. 842 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,602 -First, you'll get a hot gem massage. -[Wyldstyle exclaiming] 843 00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:26,937 Then an exfoliating flower beatdown. 844 00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:29,006 -Popsicle face mask and peel. -[grunting] 845 00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:31,609 -Room-temperature stone contusion. -[muffled] Hey! 846 00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:33,277 Vegetable observation... 847 00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:34,679 And be cleansed with a glitter scrub 848 00:38:34,745 --> 00:38:36,380 -and sparkle rinse. -Ah! 849 00:38:36,447 --> 00:38:37,748 -Next-- -[screams] 850 00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:39,116 -Your hair! -It's... 851 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,620 -It's beautiful. -Wait, what? 852 00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:44,322 -[all gasp] -Oh, no, no, no, no. 853 00:38:44,388 --> 00:38:45,823 -[Unikitty] What? Wow! -[Wyldstyle chuckles nervously] 854 00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:47,725 Guys, this is not what you think. 855 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:50,428 It's so adorable and cute! 856 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,997 Are you covering up some un-dark past? 857 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:56,067 No. It's not who I am. It's just hair. 858 00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:58,769 Look, if I pop it off, am I Bruce Willis now? 859 00:38:59,403 --> 00:39:00,604 I don't think so. 860 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:03,607 Well, well, well. I thought ye were tough. 861 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:05,643 Looks like the peg's on the other leg. 862 00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:07,411 -I didn't-- -Is she secretly cutesy? 863 00:39:07,478 --> 00:39:09,246 Look, they did this, okay? Not me! 864 00:39:09,313 --> 00:39:12,383 [laughing] I mean, what? I sat in the mirror years ago in shame 865 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:13,851 and took a permanent marker, 866 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:16,320 and hair by hair just, you know, recolored it? 867 00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:19,790 I mean, what kind of crazy person would do that? Ugh! 868 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,993 Pardon my language, but she's a real grumpledumpuss. 869 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,963 -[all gasp] -Take her for some music therapy. 870 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:29,467 Then she'll be willing to join our ceremony. 871 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:43,314 Lucy, where are you? 872 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,483 I'm so sorry. 873 00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:48,319 You're not gonna find her whispering into a window. 874 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,620 It's time to take action. 875 00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:51,055 Which planet do you wanna try first? 876 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:52,757 Um... What do you think? 877 00:39:52,823 --> 00:39:54,992 A tough guy doesn't ask where to go. 878 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,194 Just pick any of 'em and act like you're sure. 879 00:39:57,261 --> 00:39:59,130 That's called leadership. 880 00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:00,631 Okay. That one. 881 00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:02,133 Now you're getting it! 882 00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:04,802 -[both whooping] -[raptors screeching] 883 00:40:05,770 --> 00:40:07,405 Yeah! Now I feel it! 884 00:40:07,471 --> 00:40:09,673 I am feeling it and I like it! 885 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:12,643 -Everyone, suit up! -[raptors screech] 886 00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:16,147 [roars] 887 00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:20,584 Only the toughest 888 00:40:20,651 --> 00:40:22,119 are gonna get out of there alive. 889 00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:23,988 [Emmet] Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 890 00:40:24,054 --> 00:40:26,991 -[raptor squealing] -[laughs] Yes, you are. 891 00:40:40,037 --> 00:40:43,274 It's 4:30. The ticking clock is ticking. 892 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:45,142 Let's go find your friends. 893 00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:50,581 Just a couple of tough guys being tough. [yelps] 894 00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:52,650 [grunting] Planned that. 895 00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:53,918 [raptors screeching] 896 00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:58,456 [Rex] We'll find some answers this way. 897 00:40:58,522 --> 00:41:00,624 -[raptor yelps] -[gasps] 898 00:41:00,691 --> 00:41:02,393 -Where's Cobra? -[raptors yelping] 899 00:41:02,460 --...