My Babysitter's a Vampire

498 00:26:08,675 --> 00:26:11,875 [They snarl and roar] 499 00:26:11,908 --> 00:26:14,756 Come on! You're good. 500 00:26:14,788 --> 00:26:17,253 I don't think she's winning. 501 00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:19,845 Of course she's not winning; She's not a real vampire yet! 502 00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,861 She's a vampire? 503 00:26:21,895 --> 00:26:24,198 Uh... 504 00:26:24,232 --> 00:26:26,695 Why is the pizza guy acting all crazy? 505 00:26:26,728 --> 00:26:32,008 Uh, he's just upset about not getting paid. It'll be fine. 506 00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:35,049 [Pizza man growling] 507 00:26:35,082 --> 00:26:36,554 [She snarls] 508 00:26:36,586 --> 00:26:40,234 - I'm calling Mom and Dad. - No, no, no, don't. 509 00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:43,787 You just have to trust me on this one. 510 00:26:46,221 --> 00:26:49,676 You make my bed for a whole week. 511 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,789 It's a deal. 512 00:26:51,822 --> 00:26:53,390 Thank you. 513 00:26:55,855 --> 00:26:58,671 Somebody's coming. Quick! Come on! Get the bed! 514 00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:02,928 [Grunting with effort] 515 00:27:02,961 --> 00:27:05,873 - [Sarah]: Let me in! Hurry! - [Benny]: Oh! Okie-dokie. 516 00:27:05,906 --> 00:27:07,921 [Grunting with effort] 517 00:27:14,387 --> 00:27:17,075 What happened? Where is he? 518 00:27:17,108 --> 00:27:20,276 Let's just say I introduced him to some of your mom's good silverware. 519 00:27:24,406 --> 00:27:26,870 What do you have for weapons? Um... 520 00:27:26,903 --> 00:27:29,431 I don't know. Um... 521 00:27:29,463 --> 00:27:31,351 Uh... Hah! 522 00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:33,687 Ha! Ha! Ha! How about this? 523 00:27:33,721 --> 00:27:36,440 A debating trophy?! 524 00:27:36,473 --> 00:27:38,169 It's the pointiest! 525 00:27:38,202 --> 00:27:40,825 - Ugh! - Hey, hey, hey. 526 00:27:40,858 --> 00:27:42,233 We can make a stake out of this. 527 00:27:42,267 --> 00:27:44,762 No, no, no, no, no. That is autographed! 528 00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:47,035 By... by who? 529 00:27:47,068 --> 00:27:50,044 Ryan Seacrest?! Really? 530 00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:04,159 <i>...really confusing when you're in love with a creature</i> 531 00:28:04,192 --> 00:28:07,104 <i>of the night. All you want to do is be with—</i> 532 00:28:07,136 --> 00:28:09,601 These are perfect! Sharp and wooden! 533 00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:12,929 Great! If we're fighting vampire squirrels! 534 00:28:12,962 --> 00:28:14,946 Guys, he's coming! Hurry! 535 00:28:14,978 --> 00:28:17,922 Did anybody ever tell you you are a really bad babysitter? 536 00:28:17,955 --> 00:28:19,299 I'm new at this. 537 00:28:19,332 --> 00:28:22,051 [Cell phone rings] 538 00:28:22,085 --> 00:28:23,363 Don't answer it! 539 00:28:23,397 --> 00:28:25,348 - [Vampire]: Oh, Sarah! - Hello? 540 00:28:25,381 --> 00:28:28,773 Hi, Ethan? Hi, honey, it's Mom. 541 00:28:28,806 --> 00:28:32,454 [Vampire growling] Hey, Ma! 542 00:28:32,487 --> 00:28:35,047 Yeah, hi. Sweetie, could you put the sitter on, please? 543 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,615 She can't really talk now— 544 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,952 Ethan, now is not a good time to argue with me. 545 00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:41,545 <i>- Can you just please put her on? = Okay...</i> 546 00:28:41,577 --> 00:28:44,457 - Hello? - Hi, Sarah. It's me. 547 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:46,473 Look, we're going to be a little bit late tonight. 548 00:28:46,506 --> 00:28:49,386 I side-kicked Ethan's dad in the head, 549 00:28:49,419 --> 00:28:51,306 and, uh... What is that noise? 550 00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:54,316 Oh, uh, they're playing a video game. 551 00:28:54,348 --> 00:28:57,100 - [Vampire]: Let me in! - Hey, keep it down, you guys! 552 00:28:57,133 --> 00:28:59,437 Okay, I know that we said we'd be home by 10 o'clock, 553 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:01,421 but could you stay for an extra hour or two? 554 00:29:01,454 --> 00:29:05,134 Okay, sure, that's fine. See you then. Bye. 555 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:08,879 [Screaming] 556 00:29:08,912 --> 00:29:10,671 [Yells in pain] 557 00:29:12,497 --> 00:29:15,153 A debating trophy? 558 00:29:15,186 --> 00:29:17,713 [Grunts] 559 00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:24,691 [Snarls] 560 00:29:24,724 --> 00:29:27,699 [Roars] 561 00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:29,300 [Gushing, and vampire roaring] 562 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:30,773 Okay... 563 00:29:30,806 --> 00:29:32,949 She may be a lousy babysitter, 564 00:29:32,982 --> 00:29:34,998 but that was the bomb! 565 00:29:41,592 --> 00:29:44,600 Good luck cleaning this up before your folks get home. 566 00:29:47,001 --> 00:29:52,090 What, this? This is nothing... 567 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:54,906 It's amazing she can sleep now. 568 00:29:54,939 --> 00:29:57,403 Yeah, Grandma's got the magic touch. 569 00:29:57,436 --> 00:29:59,324 When I was six and scare