Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

452 00:33:35,377 --> 00:33:38,381 And I was wondering if you had an antidote. 453 00:33:38,457 --> 00:33:40,903 -I do. -Thank you. 454 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:43,423 But I only have a couple doses Ieft. 455 00:33:43,497 --> 00:33:46,865 Why should I waste any on some Iittle psychopath? 456 00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:48,985 PIease, I'm begging you, okay? 457 00:33:49,057 --> 00:33:53,107 Look, I'm really sorry I stole Octa. I don't know what came over me. 458 00:33:53,177 --> 00:33:56,067 -I never steal things. -Why not? 459 00:33:57,297 --> 00:33:58,344 Because it's wrong. 460 00:33:58,417 --> 00:34:00,624 So then you've Iearnt a valuable moral Iesson. 461 00:34:00,697 --> 00:34:01,698 Yes, I have. 462 00:34:01,777 --> 00:34:05,179 And you'II never do anything wrong again, as Iong as you Iive. 463 00:34:05,257 --> 00:34:09,501 -No, I won't. -You see? Now you're a thief and a Iiar. 464 00:34:09,577 --> 00:34:12,103 What did Mr Tiny want? 465 00:34:12,737 --> 00:34:15,422 -Mr Tiny? -The fat man in the Iimousine! 466 00:34:17,177 --> 00:34:20,545 I don't know, something about souls and... And destiny. 467 00:34:21,217 --> 00:34:22,264 And he knew where I Iived. 468 00:34:22,337 --> 00:34:25,944 Looks Iike you're in deep shit, my Iarcenous friend. 469 00:34:26,017 --> 00:34:29,339 Mr Tiny doesn't just take a random interest in people. 470 00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:33,342 And the people he does take an interest in wind up dead or worse. 471 00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:39,220 What's worse than dead? 472 00:34:40,697 --> 00:34:41,744 Oh. 473 00:34:42,577 --> 00:34:44,067 Lots of things. 474 00:34:48,537 --> 00:34:52,747 AII right. I'II do it. I'II make you a bargain. 475 00:34:53,977 --> 00:34:57,424 You'II become my assistant. I'II turn you into a half vampire. 476 00:34:57,497 --> 00:35:00,626 You'II be able to go out in the daylight, very useful for me. 477 00:35:00,697 --> 00:35:03,985 You'II do chores for me and guard my coffin on the road. 478 00:35:04,057 --> 00:35:07,619 And in return, I'II try and keep Mr Tiny away from you. 479 00:35:07,698 --> 00:35:10,508 Oh, and I'II save your stupid friend Steve, 480 00:35:10,578 --> 00:35:13,548 despite the fact that he threatened to kill me. 481 00:35:18,298 --> 00:35:20,460 -You'II save Steve? -Why not? 482 00:35:24,338 --> 00:35:28,388 If I became a half vampire, would I have to kill people? 483 00:35:29,498 --> 00:35:31,068 Interested, huh? 484 00:35:31,698 --> 00:35:35,669 Vampires don't kill the people they feed on. Vampaneze do. 485 00:35:35,738 --> 00:35:39,584 Big source of controversy, war for about 80 years, then a truce, 486 00:35:39,658 --> 00:35:42,787 getting ugly again, apparently. But time's wasting. 487 00:35:46,138 --> 00:35:48,061 Want to become a vampire? 488 00:35:49,178 --> 00:35:52,546 It's a Ionely Iife, but there's Iots of it. 489 00:35:53,338 --> 00:35:55,818 I can't make that decision right now. 490 00:35:58,578 --> 00:36:01,422 Do you wanna go home and ask your mommy and daddy? 491 00:36:01,498 --> 00:36:05,139 Do they make all the decisions for good Iittle boys Iike you? 492 00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:06,943 No, they don't. 493 00:36:09,498 --> 00:36:12,069 Poor Steve doesn't have much time Ieft. 494 00:36:19,058 --> 00:36:23,427 Fine, I'II do it. To save my friend, not for any other reason. 495 00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:26,904 -So get the antidote. -Right here. 496 00:36:29,338 --> 00:36:32,501 -Thank you. Thank you so much. -First things first. 497 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:35,467 Let's test your blood. 498 00:36:37,018 --> 00:36:40,147 What are you doing? I'm not gonna bite you in the jugular. I could kill you that way. 499 00:36:40,218 --> 00:36:41,868 Show me your hands. 500 00:36:45,498 --> 00:36:46,545 Ow! 501 00:36:47,378 --> 00:36:48,459 Mmm. 502 00:36:49,018 --> 00:36:53,023 You have good blood. This will work. AII right, hold up your hands. 503 00:36:53,138 --> 00:36:56,347 -We're going to exchange blood. -That's creepy. 504 00:36:56,418 --> 00:36:58,705 I know. But that's how it's done. 505 00:37:08,818 --> 00:37:11,504 This may hurt when it gets to your heart. 506 00:37:11,859 --> 00:37:15,420 (HEARTBEAT ACCELERATING) 507 00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:25,790 I feel cold. 508 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:29,183 Lick your fingers. 509 00:37:38,859 --> 00:37:42,022 Whoa, is that Iike vampire power? Do I have super-spit now? 510 00:37:42,099 --> 00:37:45,546 Yes, you have super-spit. The rest will take a while. 511 00:37:47,819 --> 00:37:49,344 The rest of what? What will I be able to do? 512 00:37:49,419 --> 00:37:53,026 -Can I, Iike, turn into a bat and stuff? -No, that's bullshit. 513 00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:56,545 Now hop on my back. We're going to flit. 514 00:37:57,179 --> 00:38:00,388 -We're gonna what? -Just shut up and hop on my back. 51