Love and Monsters

00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:58,823 All right, what, so I'm a fool because I believe in true love? 600 00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:01,325 No, you're a fool because you're out here alone, 601 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:03,411 you don't know a thing about survival… 602 00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:06,080 [Joel] Wind. 603 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,415 …you shoot for shit, 604 00:36:08,207 --> 00:36:12,628 yet you got an attitude like you're some kind of noble warrior 605 00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:15,089 floating on the wings of love. 606 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,717 - Doesn't work like that. - Okay. 607 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,720 Super encouraging speech. 608 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:29,770 - Damn it. - You're braining out. 609 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,857 - Huh? - Braining out. Thinking too much. 610 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:36,152 I always clear my mind and say to myself, 611 00:36:36,235 --> 00:36:37,486 "a needle through water." 612 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,280 "A needle through water"? 613 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:42,575 Trust me. My dad was the best archer in my colony. 614 00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:46,787 Oh, really? Okay. Then how come he's not the one giving me the lessons? 615 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,331 'Cause I'm not her dad. 616 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:50,458 Yeah, my dad got killed. 617 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,793 Back when we lived in the subway station. 618 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,378 Along with Elliot. 619 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:56,255 Uh, wh-who's Elliot? 620 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:57,465 My son. 621 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:01,385 - Oh, I'm sorry. - No need to be sorry. 622 00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:04,972 We all have stories like that. Don't we? 623 00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:13,022 Needle through water. 624 00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,442 [mutters] Needle through water. 625 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,615 Hey, that was pretty close. 626 00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:24,825 - It was better. - It was really good, right? 627 00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:26,953 Right? 628 00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:31,374 [Clyde] Tell you what, kid. You gonna hang with us, you need to know stuff. 629 00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:32,667 Yeah. Okay. 630 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,877 - First lesson. - Yeah. Hit me. 631 00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:37,296 Always survey from high ground when possible. 632 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:38,756 - Always. - [Joel] Always. 633 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,341 Helps you spot the big ones in advance. 634 00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:42,385 Nice to know that thing's not following us anymore. 635 00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:45,596 No, no, it's definitely still following us. Just saw it. 636 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,223 - What-- - Yeah. 637 00:37:47,306 --> 00:37:49,016 - Chumbler. - I knew it. 638 00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:53,062 - Big son of a bitch too. - Big sumanabitch. 639 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:55,106 - [groans] - [Clyde] Got your scent too, man. 640 00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:58,359 - It's gonna be hard to shake. - Then why are we still standing here? 641 00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:00,945 Relax. Chumblers aren't fast. 642 00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:02,822 - We gotta keep moving. - Mmm. 643 00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:04,573 Should've already been gone. 644 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,577 - It's got my scent. - [Clyde] Oh, yeah, it does. 645 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:15,126 [growling] 646 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,298 - [Clyde] Comin'? - Yeah! 647 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:24,510 - Where you guys headed anyway? - [Clyde] North. 648 00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:26,887 - To the mountains. - What's up there? 649 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:29,598 A, uh, place called Snow Mountain Wilderness. 650 00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:32,852 Supposed to be some kind of colony up there full of survivors. 651 00:38:32,935 --> 00:38:35,730 The cold and elevation help to keep the monsters away. 652 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:38,065 You should definitely come with us. 653 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,775 Well, I would, but, you know-- 654 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:41,861 You gotta go find your girlfriend. 655 00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:43,279 - Yeah, yeah. - [Joel] Uh… 656 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:47,700 Minnow. 657 00:38:48,909 --> 00:38:51,912 If you knew her, you'd really like her. She's a super cool person. 658 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,622 Well, she's not gonna like you, 659 00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:56,584 'cause you can't even get out of a Sandgobbler's nest. 660 00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:59,837 And honestly, I just like you 'cause you have a really cute dog. 661 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:03,382 - Hurts my feelings. - You're so useless. 662 00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:05,134 [Clyde grunts] 663 00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:07,762 It just means she likes you, man. 664 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:10,139 She's, uh-- She's been through a lot. 665 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,225 Yeah. 666 00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:15,311 So annoying. 667 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,397 - Joel. - What? 668 00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:21,025 Don't move. 669 00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:23,361 - Oh, my God. Why? - Give me your shirt. 670 00:39:23,444 -->