The Right Kind of Wrong

thrill these give me. 414 00:32:16,071 --> 00:32:18,094 She's moving from an Air stream in the woods! 415 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:19,617 One more reason she's 416 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,847 way too interesting to be with that... 417 00:32:21,871 --> 00:32:24,019 Lawyer-Olympian-camp for kids founder? 418 00:32:25,591 --> 00:32:26,687 What are you doing? 419 00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:29,018 Pretending to deliver the Honker while I spy on my wife. 420 00:32:29,071 --> 00:32:31,967 Look at him. Giving her thoughts on her work, sharing a laugh. 421 00:32:31,991 --> 00:32:34,697 I give her feedback. Feedback is our thing. 422 00:32:34,751 --> 00:32:37,607 - I'm sure she has her reasons. - Oh, yeah, I'm sure she does. 423 00:32:37,631 --> 00:32:41,702 Look at me. I wanted to publish books. Niche work with integrity. 424 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:45,458 Instead, I publish something more people urinate on than read. 425 00:32:45,511 --> 00:32:46,976 Aw, shit! 426 00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:48,098 They saw us. Great! 427 00:32:48,191 --> 00:32:51,056 Move your bike. Look, try not to act like the dick 428 00:32:51,151 --> 00:32:52,167 who crashed his best friend's wedding. 429 00:32:52,191 --> 00:32:54,612 - Hi! Hey, babe! - Hey, hon. 430 00:32:54,671 --> 00:32:59,459 - Hey, here are your Honkers, man. - Hi. Okay. Okay. Leo. 431 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:00,511 Jill. 432 00:33:00,551 --> 00:33:02,813 You look different. Not on your back, whimpering. 433 00:33:02,871 --> 00:33:05,487 Oh, half-of-the-Troys, can we start over? 434 00:33:05,511 --> 00:33:08,376 That is a gorgeous scarf. 435 00:33:08,591 --> 00:33:12,218 I've been looking everywhere for a white silk scarf. 436 00:33:12,271 --> 00:33:15,056 - Leo, shut up. - Great work. 437 00:33:15,111 --> 00:33:16,622 - We'll talk soon. - Great. 438 00:33:18,151 --> 00:33:21,007 - Thanks for that, Leo, you child. - Child? Really? 439 00:33:21,031 --> 00:33:24,135 Uh, recent Tweets from your husband's balls. 440 00:33:25,951 --> 00:33:27,052 "I itch. 441 00:33:27,431 --> 00:33:29,932 Neil won't stop touching me. 442 00:33:30,271 --> 00:33:32,977 Anyone have a good recipe for salmon? 443 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,578 I..." 444 00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:42,807 What's that? 445 00:33:42,831 --> 00:33:44,137 My new theme. 446 00:33:44,911 --> 00:33:48,140 It's what I'm in with Colette. 447 00:33:48,471 --> 00:33:51,575 The key? Seemingly chance encounters 448 00:33:51,631 --> 00:33:54,735 where she sees how right we are for each other. 449 00:33:54,791 --> 00:33:57,371 When I met Poojah, she was betrothed 450 00:33:57,431 --> 00:33:59,772 to a bricklayer's son cum-Internet millionaire. 451 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:03,259 - So what did you do? - Challenged him to a duel. 452 00:34:03,991 --> 00:34:06,458 Jesus. You dueled him? 453 00:34:06,511 --> 00:34:09,979 No. I just love how you believe any crazy shit I say about India. 454 00:34:10,031 --> 00:34:11,815 No, what you need to do 455 00:34:11,871 --> 00:34:14,702 is show her something you can do. 456 00:34:14,871 --> 00:34:19,021 Something great, that, uh, no one else can. 457 00:34:19,711 --> 00:34:21,620 - What would that be? - Heads up. 458 00:34:29,031 --> 00:34:31,293 We've got some new ideas for the tour. 459 00:34:31,431 --> 00:34:34,933 Uh, that woman wrote in again about her racy doll collection 460 00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:38,135 and another guy sent in a picture of his penis, 461 00:34:38,191 --> 00:34:41,773 - with times it'll be available for viewing. - That was nice of him. 462 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:44,577 But this one's actually interesting. 463 00:34:49,631 --> 00:34:51,460 "To whom it may concern, 464 00:34:51,511 --> 00:34:54,727 I am writing to inform you of a unique and wonderful colleague 465 00:34:54,751 --> 00:34:58,822 of mine who would make a great attraction on your tour." 466 00:35:03,631 --> 00:35:06,177 For sure. It's the Mary Jane. 467 00:35:16,231 --> 00:35:18,652 I'm coming. I'm coming! 468 00:35:20,111 --> 00:35:23,818 - Know where I can get some schlook? - Maybe a white-haired lady? 469 00:35:26,631 --> 00:35:30,178 "The Slang That Kills." Look it. 470 00:35:30,231 --> 00:35:32,140 The pot is for my cat's arthritis. 471 00:35:32,191 --> 00:35:36,247 You're still a part of an underground economy where bad-ass mofos... 472 00:35:36,271 --> 00:35:39,978 - It's slang for dealers. - Threaten, even kill. 473 00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:48,087 Man deep, your kids were at my house this morning 474 00:35:48,111 --> 00:35:49,576 harassing me about drugs. 475 00:35:49,671 --> 00:35:51,487 - Is that weird? - No, no. 476 00:35:51,511 --> 00:35:55,252 They're doing a unit on drugs in school. They're very into it. 477 00:35:56,631 --> 00:35:58,256 How ya doin', Jess? 478 00:35:59,151 --> 00:36:02