Good Advice

583 00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:28,679 I can't do that. 584 00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:31,214 It's easy. Just pretend you're walking in, 585 00:32:31,216 --> 00:32:33,016 except go the other way. 586 00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:37,254 <i>Just give me two minutes.</i> 587 00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:38,655 I'm entertaining. 588 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,590 No, you're not. 589 00:32:42,027 --> 00:32:43,593 I'll... call the police. 590 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,629 No, you won't. 591 00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,664 This is my home, Mr. Turner. 592 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:50,000 I don't mix business and pleasure. 593 00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:52,736 I don't think you mix pleasure and pleasure. 594 00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:55,238 You are way out of line. 595 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,676 Just give me two minutes, and I promise I'll never bother you again. 596 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:01,478 I came to... 597 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,380 apologize. 598 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:10,087 Two minutes. 599 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,758 And the tock is clicking. 600 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,431 Entertaining, huh? 601 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,639 Nice place... 602 00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:31,708 I'm sure you came with a point. 603 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:35,545 I can't go back to cindy and tell her she lost her column. 604 00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:38,281 I see. where will you be going then? 605 00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:40,617 Cindy is very sick. 606 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:43,186 Please, have a little empathy. 607 00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,222 Empathy? 608 00:33:45,224 --> 00:33:48,692 Every cent I could beg and borrow went into my paper. 609 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:52,095 Cindy's column has never really fit in with my vision. 610 00:33:52,097 --> 00:33:55,198 She lacks warmth, insight, 611 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,268 and most important, sensitmty. 612 00:33:58,270 --> 00:33:59,669 People change. 613 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:03,473 People's lives change. People, I'm not so sure about. 614 00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:06,176 Things happen that change people. 615 00:34:07,512 --> 00:34:09,746 Give her one more chance. 616 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:12,616 As a favor to me? 617 00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,518 And what do I owe you? 618 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:20,390 When was the last time you put on lipstick at this hour? 619 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,159 I'm not wearing lipstick. 620 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:25,128 Yes, you are. 621 00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:27,564 I might be going out later. 622 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,232 No, you're not. 623 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:31,568 If I put my makeup on at night, 624 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,404 it saves me 20 minutes in the morning. 625 00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:39,209 Time's up. 626 00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:41,578 Okay. 627 00:34:47,151 --> 00:34:48,752 Hey. 628 00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:52,656 One more chance. 629 00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:55,325 See, you do have a soft spot. 630 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:57,561 And right now, I'm starting to think 631 00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,830 someone dropped me on it. 632 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:10,774 - "Dear Cindy... " - Now remember, you've got 633 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,710 to reach down, way past that cynicism. 634 00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:15,579 "Dear Cindy..." 635 00:35:15,581 --> 00:35:19,783 past those hardened layers of egomaniacal self-absorption. 636 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:21,685 "Dear Cindy..." 637 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:23,520 you're a girl... 638 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:26,623 - I get it. Thanks. - I'm saying be sensitive. 639 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,525 "Dear Cindy, my ex and I broke up, 640 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:30,694 but I still can't stop thinking about him. 641 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:33,563 Is four months too much time to grieve my lost love? 642 00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:36,366 Signed, not a mourning person." 643 00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:39,302 oh good, a neurotic one. 644 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,606 Now you, being a sensitive woman, say... 645 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,642 "Four days is too much time. 646 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:50,714 The best way to get over a man, is to get under a new one." 647 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:53,250 No, you can't say that. 648 00:35:53,252 --> 00:35:54,651 I just did. 649 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:57,287 - It's not sensitive. - Maybe it is to a woman. 650 00:35:57,289 --> 00:36:01,591 No, say "He probably left you 'cause your ass got too big." 651 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:06,329 Say that, then tell her I can fix it. put in my name and office number. 652 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,665 - This isn't about you. - Well, it could be. 653 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,600 And I'll give you a finder's fee. 654 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,435 Barry, no. 655 00:36:12,437 --> 00:36:14,504 Fine. read the next one. 656 00:36:17,642 -->