In Venice, a millionaire hires an actor to help him prank three greedy exes into thinking he's dying and leaving his fortune to one of them.
The Honey Pot is a Comedy, Mystery, Crime film released in 1967.
3 subtitle releases available in English. 1 release includes Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
Attila the Hun, Hitler...
617
00:41:54,187 --> 00:41:57,907
Silly boy. I wouldn't look
twice at Hitler.
618
00:42:12,385 --> 00:42:14,265
Handle him easy, boys.
619
00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:17,266
What are you doing
in his room?
620
00:42:17,586 --> 00:42:18,986
Mr. Fox invited me.
621
00:42:20,465 --> 00:42:22,345
A likely story.
622
00:42:22,745 --> 00:42:25,025
Get out of here,
but don't leave the house.
623
00:42:25,225 --> 00:42:26,865
I might want to search
your luggage.
624
00:42:27,146 --> 00:42:30,266
You're not giving any orders yet,
Mr. Fox isn't dead yet.
625
00:42:31,145 --> 00:42:33,225
He looks stiff as a mackerel
to me.
626
00:42:33,865 --> 00:42:36,625
Sarah, go see if there
are any signs of life left.
627
00:42:36,864 --> 00:42:38,224
Come on boys, snap it up.
628
00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:43,945
Mrs. Sheridan, this is outrageous.
What are you doing here?
629
00:42:44,144 --> 00:42:46,304
High time somebody did something
around this place.
630
00:42:46,505 --> 00:42:49,945
A man laying there about to...
Or just did... die.
631
00:42:50,184 --> 00:42:52,544
These two harpies running in and out
like mice...
632
00:42:54,024 --> 00:42:55,424
I've sent for an ambulance...
633
00:42:55,623 --> 00:42:57,303
His doctors say Mr. Fox
is not to be moved.
634
00:42:57,504 --> 00:43:00,544
I asked about those doctors,
Strauss and Strauss.
635
00:43:00,743 --> 00:43:03,103
Nobody at Venice hospital
ever heard of them.
636
00:43:03,824 --> 00:43:05,024
Is he still with us, Sarah?
637
00:43:05,224 --> 00:43:08,864
He seems to have a very good pulse,
but it's terribly fast.
638
00:43:09,063 --> 00:43:11,823
Running lickety-split to
Judgement Day, that's why.
639
00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:14,023
OK, boys, take him out.
640
00:43:48,421 --> 00:43:49,661
<i>Halt. Rimettetelo.</i>
641
00:43:50,141 --> 00:43:51,701
Are you still trying to make
trouble?
642
00:43:51,901 --> 00:43:55,941
Only if you force me to. I've had
three years of law school.
643
00:43:56,461 --> 00:44:00,741
If you move Mr. Fox against
the orders of his physicians...
644
00:44:00,981 --> 00:44:04,181
and if, as a result of your meddling,
his death is hastened by 5 minutes...
645
00:44:04,381 --> 00:44:05,461
I'll hold you fully accountable.
646
00:44:05,661 --> 00:44:07,181
I'm doing what I think is right.
647
00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:08,420
Even if it's wrong?
648
00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:14,260
Being a common law wife does not
entail a right to commit murder.
649
00:44:31,499 --> 00:44:33,179
You complained
of the cold and damp.
650
00:44:33,380 --> 00:44:36,180
For your information, the jails
in Venice are under water.
651
00:44:39,618 --> 00:44:40,218
OK.
652
00:44:41,098 --> 00:44:43,698
If ever I needed a good night's
sleep, it's tonight...
653
00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:48,460
because, in the morning,
out you go, all of you.
654
00:44:48,979 --> 00:44:50,019
Come on, Sarah.
655
00:45:11,938 --> 00:45:15,218
I haven't seen anything like you
since the last appearance of Houdini.
656
00:45:15,778 --> 00:45:17,578
For a while there
you were out of a job.
657
00:45:17,778 --> 00:45:19,378
I just couldn't find
a cue to pick up.
658
00:45:19,577 --> 00:45:23,217
Inspiration struck. There's a fat
bonus awaiting you, my boy.
659
00:45:24,377 --> 00:45:25,537
Get me a cigar, will you?
660
00:45:30,976 --> 00:45:33,256
I find you a young man of infinite
resource, McFly.
661
00:45:33,977 --> 00:45:35,537
That's what you advertised for,
remember?
662
00:45:35,737 --> 00:45:38,617
I do hope Lone-Star sleeps well,
as I intend to.
663
00:45:39,136 --> 00:45:40,816
So that when we meet
in the morning...
664
00:45:41,936 --> 00:45:44,376
There's been nothing like it
since Waterloo.
665
00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:48,096
As I see it, we're
in the middle of Act III.
666
00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:50,696
Any particular play?
667
00:45:50,896 --> 00:45:54,816
A 17th century classic
by Ben Jonson, no less.
668
00:45:55,015 --> 00:45:59,935
Volpone, by Act III, has promised his
fortune to two greedy old friends.
669
00:46:00,976 --> 00:46:04,536
Check. He looks forward to
bamboozling a third. Check.
670
00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:07,495
They've all bought him expensive
gifts. Check.
671
00:46:08,175 --> 00:46:10,895
He's wheedled additional dough
out of one or more.
672
00:46:11,175 --> 00:46:13,455
Check. Probably.
673
00:46:13,654 --> 00:46:15,134
For an actor, you're bright.
674
00:46:15,455 --> 00:46:17,295
It doesn't take a bright one
to recognise "Volpone".
675
00:46:17,495 --> 00:46:21,135
Even stupid actors dream of playing
Mosca, his loyal servant.
676
00:46:21,895 --> 00:46:22,935
Volpone is the better part.
677
00:46:23,135 --> 00:46:23,615
Not in the play.
678
00:46:23,815 --> 00:46:24,895
In my version, it is.
679
00:46:25,094 --> 00:46:26,174
I...
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