The Wrong Missy

00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:14,416 So we might have to hook up a little mixed doubles match 652 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:15,666 with you and your little lady. 653 00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:18,291 Oh, yeah, a little afternoon foursome sounds fun. 654 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,333 Uh, hi... 655 00:29:19,416 --> 00:29:21,125 Oh! Winstone. 656 00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:23,500 You didn't tell me he was a porker. He's a little pork pie. 657 00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:25,125 No... 658 00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:27,750 -This is, uh, Mr. Winstone, right here. -Oh, that makes more sense. 659 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:29,166 I'm sorry. You are? 660 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:32,083 She who makes Tim cream his shorts. 661 00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:33,500 I'm Missy. I'm Tim's little lady. 662 00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:37,041 Honey, you've had a little champagne today. 663 00:29:37,125 --> 00:29:38,250 -No, no. 151. -Okay. 664 00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:40,791 -Uh, can I talk to you for one second? -Oh, yeah. 665 00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:42,125 We're planning a surprise party. 666 00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:45,041 Oh, I'm getting a tongue lashing, not the good kind. 667 00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:47,291 Okay, that old guy is a dark cloud. 668 00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:49,000 He's putting out some real negative energy. 669 00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:52,000 -That dark cloud is my new boss. -Oh, shit. 670 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:53,958 No shit, "Oh, shit." 671 00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:56,125 Toe shit, no shit, oh, shit. 672 00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:57,416 What? 673 00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:59,208 Tim. I'm so sorry. 674 00:29:59,291 --> 00:30:02,083 You two are not a good match. I don't think you should work here anymore. 675 00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:04,125 I'm working here. I've worked here for 20 years. 676 00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:05,125 So? 677 00:30:05,208 --> 00:30:09,166 Listen. I may have gone a little bit overboard in bragging about you, 678 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:11,375 saying you were a two-sport collegiate athlete, 679 00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:14,291 and you may or may not have won a beauty contest in the past. 680 00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:17,125 Oh, my God. 681 00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:19,083 You're obsessed with me. 682 00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:20,833 Oh, my God. Okay. 683 00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:22,625 Um, we're either gonna end up married, 684 00:30:22,708 --> 00:30:25,625 or I'm gonna end up naked and dead in a ravine somewhere. 685 00:30:26,791 --> 00:30:29,500 -I-I don't see that happening. -Which one? I'm down for either. 686 00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:30,541 Would you do me a favor? 687 00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,750 This is my company's corporate retreat. It's a big deal. 688 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,916 -Yeah, huge. Yeah. -So, please, 689 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,500 will you keep things cool, calm, and very collected. 690 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:39,958 You're so worried, Tim. 691 00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:42,666 Okay, I'm a people-person. Have you not noticed that? 692 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:43,708 Yeah. 693 00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:47,083 I'm gonna have all these boring bankers eating out of the palm of my hand. 694 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:51,208 <i>♪ Feeling good, feeling good</i> <i>Feeling good ♪</i> 695 00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:52,333 <i>♪ All right... ♪</i> 696 00:30:52,416 --> 00:30:53,916 -I think about-- -Excuse us real quick. 697 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,250 Sorry, <i>mahalo, </i>everybody. Many, many <i>mahalos.</i> 698 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:58,916 You've got to get Nostradamus the fuck out of here. 699 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,500 -Who? -Missy! 700 00:31:00,583 --> 00:31:03,125 She's giving psychic readings to the entire company. 701 00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:06,208 Could be a lot of horrible things coming, and it could happen at any point. 702 00:31:06,291 --> 00:31:09,125 I just talked to her! God damn it! 703 00:31:09,208 --> 00:31:10,041 Um... 704 00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:12,333 I'm seeing a little boy. His name's Calvin. 705 00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:13,666 Yes, that's Cal Jr. 706 00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:15,958 I'm Cal Sr. You're visualizing my son. 707 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,958 He's standing next to your grave. 708 00:31:18,541 --> 00:31:20,958 -What? I'm dead? -Mm-hmm. 709 00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:24,791 Yeah, you can live. Just don't get on a plane in the next five months. 710 00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:27,666 Well, we're on an island. How am I supposed to get back to Portland? 711 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,958 Get on my plane. I'm gonna live a long, long, long time. 712 00:31:30,041 --> 00:31:32,791 -Excuse me. Hey. Can I steal her? -That's my boyfriend. 713 00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:35,250 You're fucked, dude. 714 00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,250 What happened to being cool, calm, and collected? 715 00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:39,166 -Hey. Missy. -Ooh, yeah.