Good Luck Chuck

-That's not true. -Who cares if it's true? 466 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:44,379 Wake up, man. You got it made. 467 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:46,715 What is it that all women want? 468 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:51,261 To get married. Raise crib midgets. 469 00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:55,390 And apparently, buddy, you got the ticket to the big show. 470 00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:57,476 Do you know what this means? 471 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:58,727 Trim. 472 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,772 You're gonna be seeing trim like Tommy Lee. Like Colin Farrell. 473 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:05,984 Like Ellen DeGeneres. Just: 474 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:11,364 Have you considered the reason you haven't been laid... 475 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:14,201 ...has something to do with your use of the word "trim"? 476 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:18,663 Yeah! Seven days a week, 56 weeks a year, trim! 477 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:22,751 That's my bad. 478 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,170 Where's your manners, shithead? 479 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,589 What did you just say to me? 480 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:30,634 Little help here, honey? 481 00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:35,931 Look, you and I are different, okay? 482 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:39,893 Besides the fact that I'm not retarded, I don't want to take advantage. 483 00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,102 -Dude. -Yeah? 484 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:43,939 Was Martin Luther King, Jr. taking advantage... 485 00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:46,358 ...when he said that thing in that place? 486 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,109 I don't think so. 487 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:52,030 Was Gandhi taking advantage when he was doing his thing? 488 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,240 No. 489 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:57,285 Don't tell me that Gandhi didn't score some sweet-ass Native American trim. 490 00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:59,162 Gandhi was Indian. 491 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:01,414 They don't like to be called that. 492 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,959 Dude, I thought you wanted to feel love. 493 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:05,168 I do. 494 00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:09,297 So stop dipping your foot in the pool and dive the fuck in. 495 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,840 And think about this, man. 496 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,301 You'll be providing a much-needed public service. 497 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:16,972 You'll be helping women find love. 498 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,391 Don't bitch to me you haven't found Miss Right... 499 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:23,895 ...if you got women lining up, and you're turning your back on them. 500 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:29,693 Nice. 501 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:34,781 I guess. If I did it for the right reasons. 502 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:38,451 Whatever helps you sleep at night, biz-natch. 503 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,106 Did you see it? 504 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:12,986 No, no, no. Don't take off my top. 505 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:14,195 Is something wrong? 506 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,948 They're for the baby. 507 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:18,700 You have a baby? 508 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,703 No. But I will someday. 509 00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,628 -That's really good. -Yeah. 510 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:31,296 Fuck me. 511 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:35,342 Fuck me harder. 512 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,218 Harder. Harder. 513 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:38,845 Oh, yeah. 514 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:40,055 Fuck me! 515 00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:42,682 -Fuck me! -I'm fucking. 516 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:45,352 Fuck me, you cock-sucking, come-guzzling shithead! 517 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:49,648 Split my pussy in two, you motherfucking asshole! 518 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:54,486 Is something wrong? 519 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,566 -Oh, God. -Oh, God. 520 00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,568 -Oh, God. -God! 521 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,112 Oh, God. 522 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:40,490 -Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty. -Jesus Christ. Yeah. 523 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:42,826 God, my savior... 524 00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:47,956 ...I shall adore thee from now until forevermore. 525 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,583 Amen. 526 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,294 Would you like to pray with me now? 527 00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:56,464 No. 528 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,657 Yeah, I don't do that with men. 529 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:33,209 -Oh, yeah, that's it. -I know. 530 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:36,713 That's it. That's definitely it. 531 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,466 That'll be my wedding dress. What do you think? 532 00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,320 Megan, I swear I know you from someplace. 533 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,989 We went to high school together. 534 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:06,785 Megan. What's your last name? 535 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:09,746 -Gillis. -Gillis. 536 00:38:09,913 --> 00:38:12,540 I knew a Matthew Gillis. God, you do look like him.