The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!

00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:17,390 (ANCHOR CLANKS) Ow. 624 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:18,934 Right, then. We'll be off. 625 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:20,697 I'll bring her back tomorrow straight after the show. 626 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,171 Well, don't be daft, Charles. I'll be presenting Polly. 627 00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:24,701 You? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 628 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,902 I always fancied trying my hand at a spot of science. 629 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:28,806 But you can't. I mean, 630 00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:31,473 the streets of London are no place for pirates. 631 00:29:31,536 --> 00:29:33,072 Pirates? What pirates? 632 00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:34,242 (GAS PS) 633 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,577 Nobody here but us Girl Guides. 634 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,744 Yes! 635 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:39,816 I've got a badge for looting. 636 00:29:39,878 --> 00:29:42,950 We're not really Girl Guides. It's us, the pirates. 637 00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:44,721 We're masters of disguise. 638 00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:46,989 How ingenious. 639 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:50,328 But all the same, Captain, best we lie low for the night. 640 00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:51,799 Perhaps at my house. 641 00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:53,961 Captain, I really think... Good plan, Chuck. 642 00:29:54,025 --> 00:29:56,767 Be fun to see how you boffin types live. 643 00:29:56,828 --> 00:29:57,829 Mmm-hmm. 644 00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:01,571 Well, come on. Taxi! 645 00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:05,205 Evening, Officer. 646 00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:06,772 Hidey-ho, ladies. 647 00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:07,873 (GIGGLES) 648 00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:12,680 (SNIFFING) 649 00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:15,984 ALBINO PIRATE: London smells like Grandma. 650 00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:23,661 Whoa. (HORSE NEIGHS) 651 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:26,125 Here we are. 652 00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:28,137 Home, sweet home. 653 00:30:32,463 --> 00:30:35,637 You don't get many women back here, do you, Charles? 654 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,140 People who live alone are always serial killers. 655 00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:40,205 (GAS PS) 656 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,677 (GAS PS) 657 00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:48,180 PIRATE CAPTAIN: Sweet Neptune on a bike! 658 00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:50,785 DARWIN: Oh, don't mind Mr. Bobo. 659 00:30:50,982 --> 00:30:52,052 Just an old project of mine. 660 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:53,151 Project? 661 00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:54,961 Yeah, I had this theory. 662 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,827 I thought that if you took a monkey, gave him a monocle 663 00:30:57,889 --> 00:30:59,800 and covered up his gigantic, unsightly ass, 664 00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:02,460 then he would cease to be a monkey and become more of a... 665 00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:05,670 A man-panzee, if you will. 666 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:06,765 Bold theory. 667 00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:08,833 I don't like the monkey. 668 00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:11,708 But to be honest, monkeys are 10 a penny. 669 00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:13,771 He's not a patch on Polly here. 670 00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:15,078 Oh! 671 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:16,943 Anyhow, big day tomorrow. 672 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:18,213 We all need our rest. 673 00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:21,257 Let me show you to your room, Captain. 674 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:23,787 PIRATE CAPTAIN: Right behind you, Chuck. 675 00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:25,088 (GRUNTS) 676 00:31:26,951 --> 00:31:29,625 (TOILET FLUSHES) 677 00:31:31,489 --> 00:31:32,695 (GAS PS) 678 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:36,628 DARWIN: (WHISPERING) Now, shh, here's the plan. 679 00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:40,437 You know what to do. Wait until the bearded idiot is asleep, 680 00:31:40,498 --> 00:31:41,738 then sneak into his room and... 681 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:44,979 Shh! 682 00:31:46,004 --> 00:31:47,312 (FLOORBOARD CREAKS) 683 00:31:54,312 --> 00:31:55,450 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 684 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:57,783 Captain. 685 00:31:57,849 --> 00:32:00,853 It's... It's Mr. Darwin, sir. I'm sure he's up to no good. 686 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,899 Oh, honestly, Number Two, what's got into you? 687 00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:06,163 Thanks to Charles, we're about to win lavish untold riches, 688 00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:08,534 and here you are trying to find fault with the poor fellow. 689 00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:10,669 Yes, but... No, no, no. Not another word. 690 00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:14,335 A future Pirate of the Year needs his beauty sleep. 691 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:17,209 Do you think you could make nautical noises until we drop off? 692 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:23,243 (MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS) 693 00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:26,086 Oh, that's lovely. Now, that is lovely. 694 00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:27,621 Can you do the shiver a timber? 695 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:28,680 (SIGHS) 696 00:32:28,746