Monsters vs Aliens

333 00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:12,721 Her entire body radiates with pure energy, 334 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:15,307 giving her enormous strength and size. 335 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:20,771 Sir, these monsters are our best and only chance to defeat that robot. 336 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:23,440 Don't we already have an alien problem, General? 337 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,610 I don't think we need a monster problem, too. 338 00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:28,862 You got a better idea, nerd? 339 00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:34,451 OK. Stay where you are. 340 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:38,038 General, I propose we go forward 341 00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:41,458 with your monsters-versus-aliens idea... thingy. 342 00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:43,293 Go fish. 343 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,220 Do you... 344 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,722 ...have any... 345 00:32:57,183 --> 00:32:58,225 ...threes? 346 00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:01,603 Yes. I do! How are you doing this? 347 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:05,065 - You're the luckiest guy I know. - Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it. 348 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,360 What the...? Hey! 349 00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:16,576 They called me crazy, but I'll show them. I'll show them all! 350 00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:22,749 Doctor, I'd prefer you didn't do your mad scientist laugh 351 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,751 while I'm hooked up to this machine. 352 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:28,714 You're right, Insecto. 353 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:32,467 You've let that quack experiment on you for over a month. 354 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:36,722 I'm not a quack! I'm a mad scientist! There is a difference. 355 00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:41,935 Guys, what choice do I have? If he can make me normal, or even six foot eight, 356 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:45,355 I can get out of here, get back to the life I'm supposed to have. 357 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,733 - I should be in... - Let me guess, Fresno? 358 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:51,528 Well, Fresno is just a stepping stone. Next stop, Milwaukee. 359 00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:54,948 - Then New York, then hopefully... - Yeah, we know. Paris. 360 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:58,785 Throw the switch, Doctor, but don't do the laugh. 361 00:33:59,078 --> 00:34:02,289 Now you're going to feel a slight pinch in the brain. 362 00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,207 Sorry. 363 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:16,678 Susan! 364 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:19,723 Am I small again? 365 00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:21,975 I'm afraid not, my dear. 366 00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:30,150 In fact, you may actually have grown a couple of feet. 367 00:34:33,654 --> 00:34:36,656 That's OK, Doc. We'll try again tomorrow. 368 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:41,912 You really don't get it, do you? No monster has ever gotten out of here! 369 00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:44,498 That's not true! The Invisible Man did. 370 00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:48,460 No, he didn't. We just told you that so you wouldn't get upset. 371 00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:51,546 He died of a heart attack 25 years ago. 372 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:52,672 No! 373 00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:55,509 Yeah... in that very chair. 374 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,136 He's still there. 375 00:35:01,015 --> 00:35:04,851 You see what I'm saying? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's ever getting out. 376 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:08,146 Good news, monsters! You're getting out! 377 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:09,815 Until today. 378 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:17,114 So let me get this straight, Monger. 379 00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:19,825 You want us to fight an alien robot. 380 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:23,161 And, in exchange, the president of these United States 381 00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:25,831 authorized me to grant you your freedom. 382 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:30,127 I can't believe it! Soon, I'll be back in Derek's arms... 383 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,045 ...or he'll be in mine. 384 00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:35,132 I can't wait for spring break back at Cocoa Beach, just 385 00:35:35,716 --> 00:35:37,467 freaking everybody out. 386 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:41,429 And I'll go back to my lab and finally finish my experiments. 387 00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:43,056 No! That's me, B.O.B. 388 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:47,894 - Then I'll be a really giant lady. - That's Susan, B.O.B. 389 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:52,149 Fine. Then I'll go back to Modesto and be with Derek. 390 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,817 That's still Susan, B.O.B. 391 00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:56,945 I think I, at least, deserve a chance to be with Derek! 392 00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:58,196 All right, let's go! 393 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:24,973 Everybody move in an orderly fashion! This is an emergency! 394 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:27,017 We are evacuating the city! 395 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:30,103 Exact change is appreciated, but not necessary! 396 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:01,593 Let's move out! 397...