Shrek Forever After

Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne! 438 00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:09,665 - [cackles] - [Shrek] Stiltskin! 439 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,084 Oh! Shrek! 440 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,919 - [all gasp] - [music stops] 441 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:18,590 - There he is! - [moans] So close! 442 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,677 [laughs] Have I been waiting for you! 443 00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:25,722 Ladies, this is the guy that 444 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:29,768 - made all of this possible! - [indistinct chattering] 445 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,271 So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day? 446 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,524 All right, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done? 447 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,861 No, Shrek, it's not what I've done. It's what you've done. 448 00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:41,154 Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed 449 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:44,449 - their kingdom over to me. - They would never do that. 450 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:49,288 They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. [chortles] 451 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:55,794 <i>- And then they disappeared!</i> - [both moaning] 452 00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:04,761 They would have done anything if they thought it would 453 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:08,640 - end their daughter's curse. - I ended Fiona's curse! 454 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:12,144 How could you when you never existed? 455 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,314 You better start making sense, you dirty little man! 456 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,774 Here, let me spell it out for you! 457 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:22,321 You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn't even remember. 458 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:26,491 A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. 459 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:31,914 - [humming] - You took the day I was born. 460 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,042 No, Shrek. You gave it to me. 461 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:38,795 Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up... 462 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:41,632 But you haven't heard the best part. 463 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:45,469 Since you were never born, once this day comes to an end, 464 00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:49,056 - so will you. - [laughter] 465 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,185 Where's Fiona? 466 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,103 Where's my family? 467 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:58,482 Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? 468 00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:01,193 You see, you were never born. 469 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:07,199 You never met Fiona. Your kids don't exist. 470 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,993 [witches cackling] 471 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,330 How's that for a metaphysical paradox? 472 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,626 Looks like you got exactly what you wanted! 473 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:21,672 - Happy Ogre Day! - Rumpel! 474 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:25,133 Oh! Oh! Oh, oh! Get him, witches! 475 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,519 [grunts] 476 00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:38,897 You know what'd help morale around here? Flip-flop Fridays. 477 00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:41,566 Feet be comfortable with the breeze on your toes. 478 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,819 [yelling] Whoa! 479 00:31:43,986 --> 00:31:47,531 [♪ Light FM Featuring Lloyd Hemmings: <i>Click Click]</i> 480 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,741 Come on, girls! 481 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,994 - [cackling] - Yeah! 482 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:04,923 Lock all the doors, you worthless witches! Do it! 483 00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:09,177 I'll be right back, Donkey! 484 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:12,639 I don't know you! I don't know him! 485 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,107 [grunts] 486 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,244 I'm glad I'm not you. 487 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,665 [Donkey screaming] 488 00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:42,294 Help me! Help! Oh, no. Help! 489 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,596 No, not my pretty ball! 490 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:59,227 Watch out! 491 00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:03,356 [all screaming] 492 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,860 [Donkey screaming] 493 00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:11,948 - [hollow thump] - Wolfie? 494 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,451 My angry wig. 495 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,627 [Shrek muttering] 496 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:26,463 [Donkey] Help! I've been kidnapped by a deranged, unbalanced ogre! 497 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:28,048 Donkey! Get off of me! 498 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:30,967 Watch it with your pointy hooves! 499 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,220 [both shouting] 500 00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:35,931 [groans] 501 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,810 - Just take my wallet! - Hey! 502 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:42,437 I'm being ass-napped! 503 00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:43,772 Animal cruelty! Help! 504 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:46,024 You need to calm down! 505 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,318 - I'm your friend. - [mumbling] 506 00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,028 I'm not gonna hurt you, ...