Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.

578 00:31:34,411 --> 00:31:35,629 Oh, hello. 579 00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:36,717 Hello. 580 00:31:36,718 --> 00:31:39,721 Look at you. Working the land. 581 00:31:40,722 --> 00:31:42,288 Heavy machinery, ouch. 582 00:31:42,289 --> 00:31:44,377 Be better if I take my shirt off or it's too much? 583 00:31:44,378 --> 00:31:45,640 Not for me. 584 00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:47,467 Ooh. 585 00:31:47,468 --> 00:31:48,904 There it is, yeah. 586 00:31:51,211 --> 00:31:53,125 You ever been kissed in the suburbs? 587 00:31:53,126 --> 00:31:54,127 No, sir. 588 00:32:12,145 --> 00:32:15,539 I'm Laura Danker. What's your name? 589 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,121 God damn it! 590 00:32:33,122 --> 00:32:36,037 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you lose a finger? 591 00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:39,954 It does say, "Stop the engine motor 592 00:32:39,955 --> 00:32:41,869 "before cleaning the mower, unclogging the chute." 593 00:32:41,870 --> 00:32:43,218 Whose side are you on? 594 00:32:43,219 --> 00:32:44,742 Well, no, you turn off the motor before you... 595 00:32:44,743 --> 00:32:45,873 I'm fine. 596 00:32:45,874 --> 00:32:47,571 You have to turn the motor off, Dad. 597 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,960 <i>Well, time for Boy Books, everyone.</i> 598 00:32:59,409 --> 00:33:00,496 Who wants to go first? 599 00:33:00,497 --> 00:33:01,846 Like it matters. 600 00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:04,066 We all already know who everyone put down. 601 00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,851 Philip Leroy! 602 00:33:06,852 --> 00:33:08,287 He's so cute. 603 00:33:08,288 --> 00:33:09,679 It's been the same since second grade. 604 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,029 Well, he looks better this year. 605 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,639 - Really? - Yes. He must have gone 606 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,032 - to the beach or something. - He doesn't look 607 00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:16,034 - any different. - Who'd you put down, Margaret? 608 00:33:16,035 --> 00:33:18,819 Yeah, I put him, too. 609 00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:20,255 All right, well, that was quick. 610 00:33:20,256 --> 00:33:23,955 Now it's time to check for the bras. 611 00:33:23,956 --> 00:33:25,652 Gretchen has a bra. 612 00:33:25,653 --> 00:33:27,133 Janie has a bra. 613 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,917 Margaret has a bra. Huh. 614 00:33:29,918 --> 00:33:31,614 Now, let's go around and tell our sizes. 615 00:33:31,615 --> 00:33:35,270 Well, mine didn't say it had a size. 616 00:33:35,271 --> 00:33:37,229 It just said it was a Gro-Bra. 617 00:33:37,230 --> 00:33:38,926 Yeah, I got that one, too. 618 00:33:38,927 --> 00:33:40,319 Oh, same here. 619 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,711 Well, not me. 620 00:33:41,712 --> 00:33:43,192 I'm a 32, double-A. 621 00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:47,195 If you want to get out of those small bras, 622 00:33:47,196 --> 00:33:48,327 you're going to have to do 623 00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:49,981 the same exercising technique I do. 624 00:33:49,982 --> 00:33:52,461 - There's an exercise? - Of course there is. 625 00:33:52,462 --> 00:33:54,072 You hold your arms out like this 626 00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:57,815 and you say, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust. 627 00:33:57,816 --> 00:34:00,948 "I must, I must, I must increase my bust." 628 00:34:00,949 --> 00:34:03,472 - Does that really work? - I'm living proof. 629 00:34:03,473 --> 00:34:06,388 Now come on, get up. Get up! Get up! Get up! 630 00:34:06,389 --> 00:34:08,608 You'll see. Get up. 631 00:34:08,609 --> 00:34:11,785 I must, I must, I must increase my bust. 632 00:34:11,786 --> 00:34:14,048 I must, I must increase my bust. 633 00:34:14,049 --> 00:34:15,484 Chin up! 634 00:34:15,485 --> 00:34:19,010 We must, we must, we must increase our bust. 635 00:34:19,011 --> 00:34:22,970 We must, we must, we must increase our bust. 636 00:34:22,971 --> 00:34:24,537 "We must, we must, 637 00:34:24,538 --> 00:34:26,844 "we must increase our bust." 638 00:34:26,845 --> 00:34:29,150 Shut up! You're so stupid! 639 00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:30,282 - Shut up! - I can feel it working! 640 00:34:30,283 --> 00:34:32,154 Mom! 641 00:34:33,764 --> 00:34:34,982 Grandma said she'll pick you up 642 00:34:34,983 --> 00:34:36,114 right where you pull in. 643 00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,463 - Yes. - I don't want you to talk to 644 00:34:37,464 --> 00:34:38,551 anybody on the bus. 645 00:34:38,552 --> 00:34:39,769 - Especially men. - Right. 646 00:34:39,770 --> 00:34:40,988 And you find a nice seat by yourself... 647 00:34:40,989 --> 00:34:42,860 - Okay. Okay, Dad. - ...by the bus driver. 648 00:34:42,861 --> 00:34:44,383 Um, excuse me, sir, this young lady, 649 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:46,037 she's traveling by herself today 650 00:34:46,038 --> 00:34:47,255 and I was just wondering if you could keep an eye on her? 651 00:34:47,256 --> 00:34:48,387