You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah

705 00:31:26,075 --> 00:31:28,907 Stacy, it's not that big of a deal. Just take my sweatshirt. 706 00:31:28,908 --> 00:31:31,824 Not a big deal? That was humiliating! Andy looked at me like-- 707 00:31:31,825 --> 00:31:34,199 You're a badass! That's all anyone was thinking. 708 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,617 No, whatever. I'm over him. 709 00:31:38,450 --> 00:31:39,616 Call it. 710 00:31:39,617 --> 00:31:42,242 - Stacy, think this through. - I did. Call it. 711 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:43,867 <b><font color="#ca004c">[LYDIA SCOFFING]</font></b> 712 00:31:46,075 --> 00:31:47,157 5:23. 713 00:31:47,158 --> 00:31:50,741 Stacy Friedman's crush on Andy Goldfarb has ended. 714 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:54,032 Time of death, 5:23 p.m. 715 00:31:54,033 --> 00:31:55,782 Okay, let's just go. 716 00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:57,741 No, you just stay with your new friends. 717 00:31:57,742 --> 00:31:59,366 What? What are you talking about? 718 00:31:59,367 --> 00:32:01,699 Oh my God, stop! You didn't have my back. Just admit it! 719 00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:04,324 You stop. I told you not to jump. I didn't even want to be here. 720 00:32:04,325 --> 00:32:06,699 Only because you already got them to come to your party! 721 00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:10,117 - You're being so dramatic right now! - You're such a wannabe right now! 722 00:32:11,742 --> 00:32:13,324 I'm freezing. I'm gonna go. 723 00:32:13,325 --> 00:32:16,074 Wow, Stacy. I can't even. 724 00:32:16,075 --> 00:32:17,574 I can't even, even more. 725 00:32:17,575 --> 00:32:19,658 <b><font color="#ca004c">[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]</font></b> 726 00:32:20,450 --> 00:32:21,491 <b><font color="#ca004c">[MUSIC FADES]</font></b> 727 00:32:21,492 --> 00:32:22,699 <b><font color="#cf685c">DANNY:</font></b> What you gonna do, sweets? 728 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:24,407 <b><font color="#cf685c">BREE:</font></b> Sending out the invitations today. 729 00:32:24,408 --> 00:32:27,116 I have to get my hair dyed-- Oh, will you call DJ Schmuley? 730 00:32:27,117 --> 00:32:29,866 He's asking for a green room and per diem. 731 00:32:29,867 --> 00:32:31,782 And he may or may not have hit on me. 732 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,699 Well, I may or may not punch him in the face. 733 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:35,699 - Yeah, okay. <b><font color="#ca004c">[CHUCKLING]</font></b> - Let me handle Schmuley. 734 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,908 So, you, I'm going to the movies. You want to come? 735 00:32:38,617 --> 00:32:41,157 Too weird being at a movie theater alone with my dad. 736 00:32:41,158 --> 00:32:44,116 Okay, you never want to be with me again? What are you gonna do all day? 737 00:32:44,117 --> 00:32:48,033 Zaara's coming over, and we're going to online shop and then take a nap outside. 738 00:32:48,783 --> 00:32:49,991 And that's not weird to you? 739 00:32:49,992 --> 00:32:52,492 We're tired from frickin' school all week! 740 00:32:53,658 --> 00:32:57,366 Honey, go have quality time with your younger daughter who still loves you. 741 00:32:57,367 --> 00:32:58,824 - <b><font color="#cf685c">DANNY:</font></b> Yeah. - Okay? Have a good day. 742 00:32:58,825 --> 00:33:00,783 This one scares me. 743 00:33:03,992 --> 00:33:06,408 - Miss you already, Daddy! - <b><font color="#cf685c">DANNY:</font></b> Do ya? Great. 744 00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:09,033 <b><font color="#ca004c">[MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE]</font></b> 745 00:33:11,575 --> 00:33:13,575 <b><font color="#ca004c">[INDISTINCT CHEERING, CHATTER ON PHONE]</font></b> 746 00:33:15,575 --> 00:33:17,532 <i>Oh my God!</i> 747 00:33:17,533 --> 00:33:19,825 <b><font color="#ca004c">[INAUDIBLE]</font></b> 748 00:33:24,325 --> 00:33:27,617 <b><font color="#ca004c">[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]</font></b> 749 00:33:32,283 --> 00:33:33,325 <b><font color="#ca004c">[CELL PHONE CHIMING]</font></b> 750 00:33:36,408 --> 00:33:37,657 <b><font color="#ca004c">[KNOCKING ON DOOR]</font></b> 751 00:33:37,658 --> 00:33:40,242 - We ready in there, buddy? - <b><font color="#cf685c">STACY:</font></b> One second, Dad! 752 00:33:41,033 --> 00:33:42,200 <b><font color="#ca004c">[STACY EXHALING]</font></b> 753 00:33:52,992 --> 00:33:54,325 <b><font color="#ca004c">[CELL PHONE BEEPING]</font></b> 754 00:33:56,408 --> 00:33:57,325 <b><font color="#ca004c">[KNOCKING ON DOOR]</font></b> 755 00:33:57,326 --> 00:33:59,866 Don't do this to me. Let's go! 756 00:33:59,867 --> 00:34:01,033 <b><font color="#cf685c">STACY:</font></b> Coming! 757 00:34:04,617 --> 00:34:05,699 <b><font color="#cf685c">DANNY:</font></b> <i>Bubie</i>, I'm psyched. 758 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:08,658 I'm psyched about the popcorn. Lots of butter. 759 00:34:09,450 --> 00:34:11,407 Lots of anger after I finish it. 760 00:34:11,408 --> 00:34:14,574 - Lots of oil on my face. - Dad, can I skip the movies? 761 00:34:14,575 --> 00:34:17,657 You wan