Sarah's Oil

00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,540 [RUMBLING] 681 00:33:42,541 --> 00:33:45,832 - Bert, she's gonna blow! - Sarah, get back! Get back! 682 00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:47,250 Get inside, now! 683 00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:50,333 - [HISSING] - [RATTLING] 684 00:33:52,791 --> 00:33:55,332 [CRASHES] 685 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:58,040 - MACE: Ah! Help me up, Bert! - Come on, Mace. Come on. 686 00:33:58,041 --> 00:33:59,374 - MACE: Right. - Come here. 687 00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:01,124 [GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS] 688 00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:02,624 There we go. Come on, Mace. 689 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,040 SARAH: Mace, are you okay? 690 00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:06,082 [GROANS] Yeah. Thank you, sweetheart. 691 00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:07,708 Mace, talk to me. What's the damage? 692 00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:10,333 She's stuck, Bert. 693 00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:13,457 [SIGHS] 694 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:14,665 Golly. 695 00:34:14,666 --> 00:34:15,999 Okay, what's wrong? 696 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,290 BERT: Well, it ain't good. 697 00:34:17,291 --> 00:34:20,457 We're nearly 1,500 feet down, which is where we wanna be, 698 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:22,040 but this might be the end of the road, Sarah. 699 00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:23,124 We might be done. 700 00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:24,749 Done? What do you mean? 701 00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:27,957 Listen, when you lose equipment and tools 702 00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:29,874 that far down, it does damage, 703 00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:31,040 and most oftentimes 704 00:34:31,041 --> 00:34:32,415 you just have to abandon the well. 705 00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:33,874 Hey, we could dynamite it loose. 706 00:34:33,875 --> 00:34:35,165 Yeah, and cave the whole thing in. 707 00:34:35,166 --> 00:34:36,415 Or blast that oil out. 708 00:34:36,416 --> 00:34:38,249 Hell, ride that gusher all the way to the bank. 709 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:39,624 First of all, that's gonna require 710 00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:41,415 <i>muchos explosivos, hermano.</i> 711 00:34:41,416 --> 00:34:43,207 Second of all, that's a risky proposition. 712 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:46,499 You wanna risk caving this whole rig in on a slim maybe? 713 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:47,582 'Cause I don't think the juice 714 00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:48,749 is worth that squeeze, personally. 715 00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:51,790 No wonder you guys came up with nothing but dry holes. 716 00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:53,166 You give up so easy! 717 00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:57,332 Could try a wall hook. 718 00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:59,165 [SNAPS FINGERS] Yes, sir. 719 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:02,375 There's an idea. A wall hook. 720 00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:06,499 What is that, anyway? 721 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,874 A skinny pipe you drop inside the stuck pipe. 722 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:11,790 You twist it around, pull it free. 723 00:35:11,791 --> 00:35:12,957 Now, here's the thing, 724 00:35:12,958 --> 00:35:13,957 sometimes it works, sometimes it don't. 725 00:35:13,958 --> 00:35:15,457 BERT: And they're hard to find, 726 00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:16,832 and on top of that, we're gonna need more equipment, 727 00:35:16,833 --> 00:35:18,374 and all of it's gonna cost us more money. 728 00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:21,165 SARAH: Miss Tant says everything in life has value, 729 00:35:21,166 --> 00:35:25,166 moral value, spiritual value or economic value. 730 00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,416 What do we got here of value? 731 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:33,582 Who the hell is Miss Tant? 732 00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:37,166 [SIGHS] My teacher, and there's no need to cuss. 733 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:41,208 You know what? I think I have an idea. 734 00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:48,791 Let's go get him. 735 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:55,458 - Howdy. - SARAH: Howdy. 736 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:00,957 Howdy, partner. 737 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:02,874 Got some real nice mud here. 738 00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:04,458 Hoping you might be able to test it first. 739 00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,707 CHEMIST: It'll be $10. 740 00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:13,750 Course. 741 00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:16,332 See, here, it's... 742 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:17,333 CHEMIST: 10. 743 00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:21,125 BERT: Well, that's 5. 744 00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:24,582 All right, here we go now. 745 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:25,625 1, 2... 746 00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:28,165 Would you settle for 8? 747 00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:29,624 Nope. 748 00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:31,915 BERT: All right. I might have a few more here. Hey. 749 00:36:31,916 --> 00:36:33,041 There's 9. 750 00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:36,541 And there's 10. 751 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:40,750 The sample, please. 752 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:44,750 It'll be a couple hours. 753 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,665 And... I can't have you waiting there. 754 00:36:48,666 --> 00:36:50,415 Course you can't. 755 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,957 Come on, Sarie. 756 00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:53,165 Let's go take a walk outside. 757 00:36:53,166 --> 00:36:56,375 It is a beautiful day to be outside. 758 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,333...