Breaking & Exiting

and hang themselves. 445 00:29:18,571 --> 00:29:22,340 - They did a study on it. - Fascinating. 446 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,166 Did you dress me? 447 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:32,290 Yes. 448 00:29:32,622 --> 00:29:35,356 It felt weird, staring at a half-dead girl's tits. 449 00:29:41,714 --> 00:29:43,080 Oh, dear God. 450 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,116 Are you actually following me everywhere? 451 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:46,984 Why didn't you just call the cops and leave? 452 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,452 Well, I was going to, 453 00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:50,454 but you said you'd rat me out if I called. 454 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:52,289 - I did? - You did. 455 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:54,191 So what's your plan then? 456 00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:56,927 You know, you can't just babysit me forever. 457 00:29:56,962 --> 00:30:00,664 You say that like you think I actually have a plan. 458 00:30:01,243 --> 00:30:03,657 So, I mean, why do you wanna kill yourself anyways? 459 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:08,072 - You're joking, right? - Never mind. 460 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:11,308 You think I'm gonna have a heart-to-heart with you now? 461 00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:13,343 I said never mind. 462 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,582 <i>At the tone, please record your message.</i> 463 00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,990 - What is it? - Nothing. 464 00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:37,635 Want me to turn that on for you? 465 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:38,751 Nope. 466 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,205 You just wanna stare at a blank screen? 467 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,240 Mm-hmm. 468 00:30:45,696 --> 00:30:48,612 - Oh, my God. - Are you hungry? 469 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,214 I mean, do you need to eat? 470 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,149 I don't know what the protocol is after almost dying. 471 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,885 - Are you supposed to eat? - I couldn't tell you. 472 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,387 You know what? Let's look it up. 473 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:58,626 - Good. - Mm-hmm. 474 00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:00,925 How do you even word that? 475 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:04,562 Is it okay to eat after almost dying? 476 00:31:04,597 --> 00:31:06,197 <i>I do not need to eat anything.</i> 477 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,332 <i>I am only here to serve.</i> 478 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,900 Should I look up food and OD-ing? 479 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,335 That's what I'll do. 480 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,704 What are you supposed to eat 481 00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:15,739 after almost OD-ing on painkillers? 482 00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:17,575 <i>You should probably go to the hospital.</i> 483 00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:20,774 Oh, my God, I'll eat. Just stop talking, both of you. 484 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,891 - Pasta? - Don't care. 485 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:29,519 - Eggs? - Whatever. 486 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,094 Half a sandwich? 487 00:31:33,987 --> 00:31:34,992 Eww. 488 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,141 Mmm. 489 00:31:36,795 --> 00:31:39,296 Uh, let's go eggs. 490 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:42,599 Breakfast for dinner. 491 00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:45,202 Where are your pans? 492 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:49,339 You're a lot of help. 493 00:31:50,976 --> 00:31:52,676 Oh, there we go. 494 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:56,219 I take it your boyfriend does most of the cooking around here. 495 00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:57,281 What? 496 00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:59,283 The guy who lives here, is he not your boyfriend? 497 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:02,305 I mean, all the preppy attire in the closet. 498 00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:04,521 Oh. 499 00:32:05,235 --> 00:32:08,235 Yeah, no, we're not together anymore. 500 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:10,828 Really? 501 00:32:10,863 --> 00:32:12,029 That was fast. 502 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:13,497 What was fast? 503 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,001 Saw him here a couple days ago. 504 00:32:16,109 --> 00:32:19,444 I don't pick places at random. I scope 'em out. 505 00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:23,040 Make sure there's no gun owners or mean doggies. 506 00:32:24,313 --> 00:32:25,709 I don't wanna get myself killed. 507 00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:27,011 How thoughtful of you. 508 00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:28,646 I mean, that guy? 509 00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:31,415 He drives a Prius and drinks green smoothies for breakfast. 510 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,318 Definitely not a gun owner, am I right? 511 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:35,920 You are. 512 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:37,521 Where are your knives and forks? 513 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:38,923 I don't know. 514 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:41,024 Again, no help. 515 00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:45,162 So? 516 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:47,946 So what? 517 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:49,867 So when did it happen? 518 00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:51,402 Jesus Christ, dude. 519 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,204 You