Office Space

446 00:30:41,784 --> 00:30:46,301 We're actually required to wear, um, 15 pieces of flair. 447 00:30:46,384 --> 00:30:48,614 It's really stupid, actually. 448 00:30:48,704 --> 00:30:51,378 - Do you get to pick 'em yourself? - Yeah, yeah, we do. 449 00:30:51,464 --> 00:30:53,660 Although I didn't actually choose these. 450 00:30:53,744 --> 00:30:56,975 I just sort of grabbed, you know, 15 buttons and just... 451 00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:59,704 I don't even know what they say. You know, I don't really care. 452 00:30:59,784 --> 00:31:02,060 I don't really like talking about my flair. 453 00:31:02,144 --> 00:31:04,135 - Okay. 454 00:31:04,264 --> 00:31:07,894 - Where do you, uh, work, Peter? - Initech. 455 00:31:07,984 --> 00:31:10,021 And, yeah, what— what do you do there? 456 00:31:11,264 --> 00:31:13,175 I sit in a cubicle... 457 00:31:13,264 --> 00:31:15,858 and I update bank software for the 2000 switch. 458 00:31:17,384 --> 00:31:20,695 - What's that? - Well, see, they wrote all this bank software... 459 00:31:20,784 --> 00:31:24,743 and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. 460 00:31:24,824 --> 00:31:27,543 So, like, 98 instead of 1998. 461 00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:31,458 Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... 462 00:31:31,584 --> 00:31:34,019 It doesn't really matter. 463 00:31:34,104 --> 00:31:36,903 I, uh—I don't like my job, and, uh... 464 00:31:36,984 --> 00:31:39,021 I don't think I'm gonna go anymore. 465 00:31:40,304 --> 00:31:42,944 - You're just not gonna go? - Yeah. 466 00:31:43,024 --> 00:31:46,540 - Won't you get fired? - I don't know. 467 00:31:46,624 --> 00:31:49,980 But I really don't like it and, uh, I'm not gonna go. 468 00:31:50,064 --> 00:31:52,294 What, so you're gonna quit? 469 00:31:52,384 --> 00:31:57,140 Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh— I'm just gonna stop going. 470 00:32:00,784 --> 00:32:02,855 Uh, when did you decide all of that? 471 00:32:02,944 --> 00:32:04,855 - About an hour ago. - Oh, really. 472 00:32:04,944 --> 00:32:07,504 - Yeah. - About an hour ago. 473 00:32:07,584 --> 00:32:09,461 So you're gonna get another job? 474 00:32:09,544 --> 00:32:11,694 I don't think I'd like another job. 475 00:32:11,784 --> 00:32:15,618 Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and... 476 00:32:15,704 --> 00:32:18,298 You know, I've never really liked paying bills. 477 00:32:18,384 --> 00:32:20,739 I don't think I'm gonna do that, either. 478 00:32:22,064 --> 00:32:25,102 Uh, well, so what do you wanna do? 479 00:32:25,184 --> 00:32:27,255 I wanna take you out to dinner... 480 00:32:27,344 --> 00:32:29,574 and then I want to go back to my apartment and watch <i>Kung Fu</i>. 481 00:32:29,664 --> 00:32:31,894 Do you ever watch <i>Kung Fu</i>? 482 00:32:33,104 --> 00:32:35,698 - I love <i>Kung Fu</i>. - Channel 39. 483 00:32:35,784 --> 00:32:39,095 - Totally. <i>- You should come over and watch</i> Kung Fu <i>tonight.</i> 484 00:32:39,184 --> 00:32:41,095 - Okay. <i>- Great.</i> 485 00:32:41,184 --> 00:32:43,095 Okay. Can we order lunch first? 486 00:32:43,184 --> 00:32:44,822 <i>- Yeah.</i> - Okay. 487 00:32:55,624 --> 00:32:57,661 Not working out. 488 00:33:00,264 --> 00:33:02,494 Took a stapler off my desk... 489 00:33:09,144 --> 00:33:12,057 <i>Anyway, sounds great, Bob. See you in a few.</i> 490 00:33:14,744 --> 00:33:16,974 Hi, Milton. What’s happening? 491 00:33:17,104 --> 00:33:20,142 - I'm sorry? - Um, I'm going to have to ask you... 492 00:33:20,224 --> 00:33:22,420 to go ahead and move your desk again. 493 00:33:22,504 --> 00:33:24,973 - Eh— What? No. - So, if you could go ahead... 494 00:33:25,064 --> 00:33:27,658 and get it as far back against that wall as possible... 495 00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:30,577 <i>- that would be great.</i> - No, no, because I was... 496 00:33:30,664 --> 00:33:32,701 - I was told I no longer— <i>- That way, we'll have some room...</i> 497 00:33:32,784 --> 00:33:35,094 for some of these boxes and things we need to put in here. 498 00:33:35,184 --> 00:33:37,300 <i>- There's no room.</i> - And, uh... 499 00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:40,183 <i>Oh. Oh, there it is.</i> 500 00:33:40,264 --> 00:33:43,620 <i>- What?</i> - Here, let me just go ahead and get that from you. 501 00:33:43,704 --> 00:33:46,981 Great. 502 00:33:47,064 --> 00:33:50,136 So if you could just get to that... 503 00:33:50,264 --> 00:33:54,303 <i>as soon as possible, that would be terrific. Mm-kay?</i> 504 00:33:54,384 --> 00:33:57,103 - Thanks a bunch, Milton. Good-bye. <i>- But—</i> 505 00:33:57,184 --> 00:34:00,222 Well, okay, but... 506 00:34:00,304 --> 00:34:02,693 I could set the building on fire. 507 00:34:05,904 --> 00:34:07,781 - Peter. - Michael. 508 00:34:07,904 --> 00:34:11,181 What the hell's going on, m...