Always Be My Maybe

728 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,842 This looks... amazing. 729 00:34:51,092 --> 00:34:52,092 Thank you. 730 00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:53,467 <b><font color="#ca004b">[CHUCKLES]</font></b> 731 00:34:55,217 --> 00:34:56,550 <b><font color="#ca004b">[JENNY SIGHS]</font></b> 732 00:34:57,009 --> 00:34:58,509 Is that Vienna sausage? 733 00:34:58,592 --> 00:35:00,259 Yeah. <b><font color="#ca004b">[GIGGLES EXCITEDLY]</font></b> 734 00:35:04,634 --> 00:35:07,175 Mm! So good! <b><font color="#ca004b">[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]</font></b> 735 00:35:07,259 --> 00:35:09,759 - Hey! - She likes it. 736 00:35:09,967 --> 00:35:13,425 <b><font color="#ca004b">[LAUGHING]</font></b> Sasha Tran likes my cooking! 737 00:35:14,384 --> 00:35:16,300 <b><font color="#cf685c">SASHA:</font></b> How did you and Marcus meet? 738 00:35:16,925 --> 00:35:18,342 Oh, um... 739 00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:22,800 The community youth group that I work with... 740 00:35:22,967 --> 00:35:25,300 um, was performing performance art 741 00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:30,050 about the illegal trafficking of tropical birds, and... 742 00:35:30,717 --> 00:35:34,384 Hello Peril was on the same bill, and I saw him perform, 743 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:35,925 and I just fell in love. 744 00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:39,967 Wow, babe, that was almost five months ago. 745 00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:42,384 - Can you believe it? - Five months? Wow. Yeah. 746 00:35:42,467 --> 00:35:44,925 I was a polyam before Marcus and I got married. 747 00:35:45,259 --> 00:35:47,842 Wait... you two are married? 748 00:35:48,134 --> 00:35:49,550 No, no, no. No, we're not. 749 00:35:49,634 --> 00:35:53,759 Not in your traditional, heteronormative sense. <b><font color="#ca004b">[LAUGHS]</font></b> 750 00:35:53,967 --> 00:35:55,342 We're married spiritually 751 00:35:55,634 --> 00:35:56,759 and sexually. 752 00:35:56,884 --> 00:35:58,550 Yeah, but not literally. <b><font color="#ca004b">[CHUCKLES]</font></b> 753 00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:01,925 Uh, anyway, Jenny is, um, amazing. 754 00:36:02,092 --> 00:36:04,842 She, uh, works with underserved kids in the community, 755 00:36:04,925 --> 00:36:08,384 teaching them drama and music, and, uh, she's taught me a lot 756 00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:11,134 about being more conscious of the world around me, you know. 757 00:36:11,467 --> 00:36:13,300 That's great. <b><font color="#ca004b">[CHUCKLES]</font></b> 758 00:36:13,384 --> 00:36:16,592 FYI. These are, uh, Paula Deen plates, you know, the... 759 00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:18,259 racist butter lady. 760 00:36:18,884 --> 00:36:21,009 Oh, I know. That's why I stole them. 761 00:36:22,842 --> 00:36:24,842 Oh! Uh... <b><font color="#ca004b">[CHUCKLES]</font></b> 762 00:36:26,009 --> 00:36:29,134 <b><font color="#ca004b">[BOTH LAUGH]</font></b> 763 00:36:29,217 --> 00:36:30,967 - Oh, another one. - Another one! 764 00:36:31,050 --> 00:36:33,425 - Oh! - <b><font color="#ca004b">[BOTH GIGGLE]</font></b> 765 00:36:35,675 --> 00:36:36,675 <b><font color="#ca004b">[SPITS]</font></b> 766 00:36:38,009 --> 00:36:39,443 <b><font color="#cf685c">SASHA:</font></b> You don't have to give me a ride home. 767 00:36:39,467 --> 00:36:40,675 I can call an Uber. 768 00:36:40,967 --> 00:36:43,647 I'd be happy to charge you for the ride if it makes you feel better. 769 00:36:43,717 --> 00:36:46,300 - Uh, you know it wouldn't. - <b><font color="#ca004b">[BOTH LAUGH]</font></b> 770 00:36:49,509 --> 00:36:51,675 So, uh... Jenny's... 771 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:53,384 quite the character. 772 00:36:53,675 --> 00:36:57,050 Yeah, she's, um... very free, you know? 773 00:36:57,134 --> 00:37:00,259 How does an Asian person even cultivate dreadlocks on their head? 774 00:37:00,342 --> 00:37:02,384 I don't know, but a crocheting tool is involved. 775 00:37:02,467 --> 00:37:04,759 Oh. Does the carpet match the drapes? 776 00:37:04,842 --> 00:37:07,134 <b><font color="#ca004b">[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]</font></b> No, it's just a huge bush. 777 00:37:07,217 --> 00:37:09,342 - <b><font color="#ca004b">[LAUGHS]</font></b> - I kind of love it, though, you know? 778 00:37:09,425 --> 00:37:12,300 She sleeps bottomless like a sexy Asian Winnie the Pooh. 779 00:37:12,425 --> 00:37:14,425 <b><font color="#ca004b">[LAUGHS, GASPS]</font></b> 780 00:37:14,967 --> 00:37:17,300 <b><font color="#ca004b">["UNTITLED <b><font color="#ca004b">(HOW DOES IT FEEL)</font></b>" PLAYING]</font></b> 781 00:37:17,384 --> 00:37:18,384 No way. 782 00:37:19,675 --> 00:37:22,675 - You still have the Corolla? - In the same condition, too. 783 00:37:24,467 --> 00:37:25,717 - <b><font color="#ca004b">[METAL CLANGS]</font></b> - Oh! 784 00:37:26,175 --> 00:37:28,300 Oh, locks stopped working in 2007. 785 00:37:28,634 --> 00:37:29,634 Oh... 786 00:37:31,842 --> 00:37:33,884 - <b><font color="#ca004b">[SCRAP...