It's Complicated

You're so much more together. 660 00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,347 You're not exhausted all the time. 661 00:36:22,431 --> 00:36:25,351 You're not catering every weekend or busy all day with the kids. 662 00:36:25,434 --> 00:36:28,687 And I'm calmer. Not as obsessed with work. 663 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,482 I'm a partner. I'm there. 664 00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:35,069 We both grew into the people we wanted each other to be. 665 00:36:35,152 --> 00:36:36,403 Really? 666 00:36:37,488 --> 00:36:41,367 Well, you're better than I am at remembering all the details of our… 667 00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:43,786 Do you remember never having time for sex? 668 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:45,329 (LAUGHS) Now look at us. 669 00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:48,373 We've already done it two times this week and it's only Tuesday. 670 00:36:48,457 --> 00:36:51,001 I swear to God, if half the people who got divorced 671 00:36:51,085 --> 00:36:55,172 got back together after 10 years, their problems would be solved. 672 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,507 I think we're on to something. 673 00:36:56,590 --> 00:37:01,220 (CHUCKLES) Not sure I agree with that. And, also, we are not back together. 674 00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:04,473 And I know other divorced people think about this. 675 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,558 They wonder, «What if?» 676 00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:11,396 You know, I think this is very French of us. 677 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,858 (LAUGHS) How is it French of us? 678 00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:19,863 I have a young wife but I am having sex with my old wife. 679 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:25,452 Not old. You know, «ex.» I didn't mean «old.» 680 00:37:27,121 --> 00:37:29,498 You're doing that thing when you act like you're not listening to me, 681 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,459 but think about what I said, okay? 682 00:37:32,543 --> 00:37:33,877 You got any of your homemade granola here? 683 00:37:33,961 --> 00:37:35,671 It's been so long since I had any. 684 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,965 – Oh, you miss it? – So much. 685 00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:40,509 We sell it for 6.50 a bag at the store. 686 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:44,596 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, well, why give it away when you can… 687 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,433 – (GASPS) God! – Ooh. Kiss goodbye? 688 00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:48,725 JANE: Mmm. 689 00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:52,813 (CHUCKLING) Ooh! She wants to be courted. 690 00:37:53,522 --> 00:37:56,567 I can do that. Oh, honey, thanks for the coffee. 691 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:58,026 Oh, God! 692 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,445 (WOMEN CHATTERING) 693 00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:05,617 Oh, my God! Now what? 694 00:38:05,701 --> 00:38:08,245 (GASPS) Three pies? Oh, this is a feast! 695 00:38:08,328 --> 00:38:12,082 I don't know what's got into me lately, but I have so much energy… 696 00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:13,333 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 697 00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:15,878 …which is probably the result of all the sex I've been having. 698 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,129 (DIANE LAUGHS) 699 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:18,464 (TRISHA BLOWING RASPBERRY) 700 00:38:19,423 --> 00:38:21,550 I'm actually not kidding. 701 00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:25,179 I'm having an affair. 702 00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:28,932 With a married man. 703 00:38:29,016 --> 00:38:30,058 (JOANNE GASPS) 704 00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:31,226 What? 705 00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:33,937 – JOANNE: When did this happen? – Where did you meet him? 706 00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:37,524 (CHUCKLING) «Where did I…» Well, it started in New York. 707 00:38:37,608 --> 00:38:39,693 – New York, last week? – JANE: Mmm-hmm. 708 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:43,030 We did it once there and once here. 709 00:38:43,614 --> 00:38:48,243 Or maybe, maybe more than once there. I don't know. I was drunk, so I'm… 710 00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:50,579 You had drunken sex with a married man in New York 711 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,748 when you went back for Luke's graduation? 712 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:56,335 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. Turns out, I'm a bit of a slut. 713 00:38:56,418 --> 00:38:58,378 – TRISHA: (CHUCKLES) – Apple, blueberry or plum? 714 00:38:58,462 --> 00:39:00,797 (LAUGHS) Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. 715 00:39:00,881 --> 00:39:03,091 (GASPS) You're not saying… 716 00:39:03,175 --> 00:39:04,676 (JANE CHUCKLES) 717 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,887 – What? – No! You're not! 718 00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:09,181 (CHUCKLES) Oh, yes, I am. 719 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:13,352 I am having an affair with Agness Adler's husband. 720 00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:14,811 (ALL SCREAMING) 721 00:39:14,895 --> 00:39:17,481 JOANNE: Oh, God! You're not. 722 00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:20,150 That is genius. 723 00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:23,820 Well, it's, it's also sort of wrong. 724 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:26,073 I know. I know. 725 00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:27,908 Oh, ple...