Under the Tuscan Sun

00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:35,407 "Bramasole." 285 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:45,083 It's a nice little villa. Rather run-down, but redeemable. 286 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,960 Are you going to buy it? 287 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:48,170 No, no, no. 288 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:51,256 I'm just a tourist here for the day. 289 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:53,175 So? 290 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:56,220 Well, who wouldn't want to buy a villa in Tuscany? 291 00:18:56,261 --> 00:19:03,393 But the way my life's been going that would be a terrible idea. 292 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:04,811 A terrible idea. 293 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:07,189 Mm-hmm. 294 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,566 Don't you just love those? 295 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:39,763 Sorry, everybody. Unscheduled stop. 296 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:43,600 Look at the sheep. Oh, my gosh. 297 00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:12,588 Stop the bus! 298 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:15,048 Stop the bus! 299 00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:55,005 Hello? 300 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,009 Hello? 301 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,598 Shit. 302 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,287 Oh, excuse me. 303 00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:29,373 Oh, I'm sorry. 304 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,707 <i>Can I help you, signora?</i> 305 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:33,836 Yes, I thought the house was for sale. 306 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,672 Oh, no. The house is for sale. 307 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,883 But, unfortunately, someone's already buying it. 308 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:43,512 We like it very much, and we'll buy it today. 309 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,765 Very good. One moment please. 310 00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:48,308 Excuse me. 311 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:53,313 They want it. They agree on the price. 312 00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:57,067 So soon? Then we asked too little. 313 00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,486 Ask for 20 million lire more, at least. 314 00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:03,699 I'm sorry. 315 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:04,908 I'm sorry. 316 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:08,161 I'm afraid that there has been a change in the price. 317 00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:11,748 It is now 20 million lire more expensive. 318 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,626 Why? It didn't get more valuable in five minutes. 319 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:17,129 The contessa feels she has asked too little 320 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:18,463 since you agreed to buy it. 321 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:20,424 That logic is absurd. 322 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,509 Excuse me? 323 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:25,804 What is the price? 324 00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:27,764 Are you bidding against us? 325 00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:30,684 Wait. We accept the new price. 326 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,145 No, this is a beautiful house. 327 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:36,440 And whoever wants it has to pay double. 328 00:22:36,565 --> 00:22:39,610 The contessa says that 329 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,654 since there is so much interest in the house, 330 00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:44,948 the price is now double. 331 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:46,575 Since the last 10 seconds? 332 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,035 <i>Normale.</i> 333 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:52,998 You greedy Americans. You think you're so entitled. 334 00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,917 You ruin everything. 335 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,127 A lot of us feel really badly about that. 336 00:22:57,211 --> 00:23:00,714 We're going. We'll look in Provence. 337 00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:01,715 Fascists! 338 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,428 And her? How much will she pay? 339 00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:08,931 We'll see. 340 00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,099 Is it really double the price? 341 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:18,023 I can't pay double the price. 342 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:21,318 But please tell the contessa 343 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:27,783 that this is what I got for my house recently in dollars. 344 00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:32,955 Minus the work on the place. 345 00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:37,376 Hammers, buckets. 346 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:40,838 Men. 347 00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:42,548 Chocolate. 348 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,261 And a rental car to drive off a cliff 349 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:50,556 when this all turns out to have been a terrible mistake. 350 00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,683 That's what I can pay. 351 00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:55,602 <i>Signora.</i> 352 00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:57,437 You've not even seen the house. 353 00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:58,939 Oh. 354 00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:02,109 Well. 355 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,446 Well, I... 356 00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:12,202 I can't go back to San Francisco. 357 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,414 No. 358 00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:16,456 No. 359 00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:18,000 <i>I'm sorry, signora.</i> 360 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,669 The contessa's family lived here for generations, 361 00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:26