Friends with Benefits

No, no, no, it's fine. 680 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:50,528 So... 681 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,399 -Wanna take a walk? -Love to. 682 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,701 Great. Okay. 683 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,741 Okay, so about what happened, I... 684 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:06,711 -It was crazy and we shouldn't have done it. -Exactly. No, no, exactly. 685 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,179 I mean, it is so not me. 686 00:34:08,312 --> 00:34:10,281 I totally agree. Let's forget it happened. 687 00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:13,785 Great. I mean, look, I've had one-night stands. 688 00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:17,288 We both have had one-night stands, none of which we're proud of, but... 689 00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:19,290 Really? 690 00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:22,293 Look, to think that you and I could just have sex 691 00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:24,562 and without it compromising anything was just so... 692 00:34:24,695 --> 00:34:27,131 -Misguided. -Exactly. 693 00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:28,599 I was gonna call you this morning. 694 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,834 But you didn't. 695 00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:31,169 But I didn't. 696 00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:33,404 And you see, it's already coming between us and I really... 697 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:34,739 I just don't want it to. 698 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:35,840 It's not going to. 699 00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:38,843 Look, I know that I act all tough and I talk all tough, but really... 700 00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:41,813 It's just a front to protect yourself from your own vulnerability. 701 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,449 What are you, my fucking therapist now? 702 00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:49,287 No, I'm a friend. Who knows that every time you curse, you blink. 703 00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:52,723 -Like your body's rejecting the word. -It does not. 704 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:53,825 -Fuck you. -Blinked. 705 00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:55,726 -No, I didn't fucking blink. -Blinked again. 706 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,562 -Shit. -Ah, didn't blink. 707 00:34:58,229 --> 00:34:59,297 "Shit" you're okay with. 708 00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:01,332 -It was stupid. -Yes. 709 00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:04,335 -We're friends, let's stay friends. -Yes. Yes, this, I don't wanna lose this. 710 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:05,570 Me neither. 711 00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:06,737 -Great. -Fantastic. 712 00:35:06,871 --> 00:35:08,706 Portrait for the lovely couple? 713 00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:18,850 -What the hell are we doing? -I don't know. 714 00:35:21,352 --> 00:35:23,488 -Rub my hair. -Kiss my neck. 715 00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:27,625 -Watch my nipple. -All right, all right. 716 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,229 -I didn't know you had a tattoo. -Yeah. 717 00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:32,597 Why didn't I notice that before? 718 00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:34,265 Because we were drunk. 719 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:36,334 -Was it your dog? -No. Never had one. 720 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,502 But everyone else did. 721 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,337 And I thought having a dog meant you had a normal family, 722 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,172 which at 17 I desperately wanted. 723 00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:43,207 So as a sign of rebellion you got a tattoo 724 00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:44,709 of the most conventional thing you could think of. 725 00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:46,511 It was super awesome back then. 726 00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:47,745 -Check it. -Okay. 727 00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:49,280 -A lightning bolt? -Eighteen. 728 00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:50,548 -Wanted superpowers. -Yeah. 729 00:35:51,516 --> 00:35:53,384 I was a little into Harry Potter back then. 730 00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:56,154 -Were you also gay back then? -Harry Potter doesn't make you gay! 731 00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:57,855 -Okay. -Are you sure about this? 732 00:35:58,189 --> 00:35:59,157 -Are you? -No. 733 00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:00,391 Me neither. 734 00:36:04,762 --> 00:36:06,931 -How was your day? -It was okay. 735 00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:09,367 -I had a turkey sandwich for lunch. -How was that? 736 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,235 It wasn't that good. How was your day? 737 00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:13,671 Still trying to figure out that subway system. It is tricky. 738 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:17,942 And it's out of here! 739 00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:25,917 -My butt. -What? 740 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,685 -Oh, my butt. -Really? 741 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:30,855 No, I mean my butt, it's cramping. Can you grab a pillow? 742 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,323 Okay, yeah, yeah. 743 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,426 -So, no butt? -No. 744 00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:41,399 -Really? Already? -Just kidding. 745 00:36:46,337 --> 00:36:48,573 -Do you like this position? -Yeah, it's all right. 746 00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:53,444 I gotta be honest, I feel a little emasculated. 747 00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:...