No Hard Feelings

00:32:13,851 --> 00:32:14,768 No. 534 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:17,312 She's a real person. 535 00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:19,398 Unlike you. 536 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:22,067 Wanna know what the best part is? 537 00:32:22,818 --> 00:32:24,528 When I told her that I loved her, 538 00:32:25,237 --> 00:32:28,323 she said it back to me instead of running away. 539 00:32:28,991 --> 00:32:30,409 Like a coward. 540 00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:33,287 That must've been a really exciting second date. 541 00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:40,794 You better be careful of this one. 542 00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:43,922 She is slippery. 543 00:32:43,922 --> 00:32:46,550 Bye-bye. Bye, Travis. 544 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:51,180 - Is that your ex-boyfriend? - More like a friend. 545 00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:54,016 It felt like you didn't really like him. 546 00:32:54,016 --> 00:32:57,811 - You met him. Do you like him? - I didn't have sex with him. 547 00:32:57,811 --> 00:33:00,147 Do you want to? I can call him back over. 548 00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:02,274 - Hey, Travis. - No, no, no. No. 549 00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:04,484 I don't wanna do that. I just... 550 00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:06,737 I don't know why you'd have sex with someone 551 00:33:06,737 --> 00:33:07,946 if you don't like them. 552 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:10,616 It was Christmas, I was lonely. I don't know. 553 00:33:10,616 --> 00:33:12,409 Why'd you disappear on him? 554 00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:14,953 What's with the questions? Can't we get drunk and have fun? 555 00:33:14,953 --> 00:33:17,581 Oh, sorry. Just trying to get to know you. 556 00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:23,003 - Do you wanna get out of here? - Yes. Please. 557 00:33:24,171 --> 00:33:25,631 I think I'm a little drunk. 558 00:33:25,631 --> 00:33:27,799 Yeah, you've been drinking a lot. 559 00:33:28,550 --> 00:33:29,551 No, I wasn't. 560 00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:32,262 God, I love the beach. 561 00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:34,723 I just feel so free out here. Don't you? 562 00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:36,850 Yeah. 563 00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:41,063 I think it's closed, though. Oh, it's after 8, so... 564 00:33:42,105 --> 00:33:44,858 We could come back during operating hours. 565 00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:48,320 - We got the whole place to ourselves. - Lots of red flags. 566 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,948 - Let's go swimming. - There's no lifeguards. 567 00:33:51,907 --> 00:33:53,909 Perfect. We can go skinny-dipping. 568 00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:56,912 Oh, look, no swimming. 569 00:33:57,788 --> 00:33:59,122 Oh, we tried. 570 00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:03,418 You know, those rules are more like just suggestions. 571 00:34:04,127 --> 00:34:06,380 Come on, let's get you out of these Daisy Dukes. 572 00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:08,882 Maddie, I don't know. 573 00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:13,594 I'm ugly to you. I knew it. 574 00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:15,138 - I knew it. - What? 575 00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:17,599 No. 576 00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:20,978 - No. - Seems like it. 577 00:34:20,978 --> 00:34:21,895 No, I... 578 00:34:23,688 --> 00:34:25,107 I think you're the... 579 00:34:25,107 --> 00:34:27,275 I think you're the prettiest person I've ever seen. 580 00:34:28,402 --> 00:34:29,235 Really? 581 00:34:30,279 --> 00:34:31,112 Pretty where? 582 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:38,078 Pretty here? 583 00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:43,917 Or pretty here? 584 00:34:51,592 --> 00:34:52,801 What about sharks? 585 00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:54,344 None here. 586 00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:56,513 Jellyfish? 587 00:34:56,513 --> 00:34:57,848 Not in season. 588 00:34:57,848 --> 00:35:00,893 It's really the lack of lifeguards that's causing an issue for me. 589 00:35:00,893 --> 00:35:04,271 - Just get the fuck in here right now! - Okay! Okay. Okay. 590 00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:07,858 Come on. I promise nothing's gonna happen. 591 00:35:10,903 --> 00:35:12,613 Isn't this how <i>Jaws</i> started? 592 00:35:17,075 --> 00:35:18,660 I'm going to trust you. 593 00:35:32,508 --> 00:35:34,426 See? It's not so bad. 594 00:35:40,098 --> 00:35:41,683 Fuck her! 595 00:35:41,683 --> 00:35:44,019 Fuck her in the butt! 596 00:35:44,019 --> 00:35:46,313 - What are they doing? - I don't know. 597 00:35:46,313 --> 00:35:47,397 Hello. 598 00:35:47,397 --> 00:35:50,400 Hey, what you up to over there? 599 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,361 Just doing our taxes. 600 00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:54,488 These yours? 601 00:35:54,488 --> 00:35:56,532 Yeah, no need to fold them. 602 00:35:56,532 --> 00:35:58,534 Let's take her clothes. Take her clothes. 603 00:35:58,534 --> 00:36:01,161 - Take her fucking clothes. - They're taking our clothes. 604 00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:04,915 - Hey, put that back! - Suck my balls! 605 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:07,918 I'm warning you. 606 00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:10,379 Bye, sea bitch. 607 00:36:10,379 --> 00:36:12,464 You said nothing bad would happen. 608 00:36:12,464 --> 00:36:15,551 - We need to find an adult. - Percy, you're an adult. 609 00:36:15,551 --> 00:36:16,885 Where are you going? 610 00:36:18,220 --> 00