Four Rooms

463 00:39:29,355 --> 00:39:31,353 - his knob, - Shh. 464 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:34,050 His bishop, 465 00:39:34,150 --> 00:39:39,145 wang, thang, rod, hot rod, humpmobile, 466 00:39:39,245 --> 00:39:41,143 Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, 467 00:39:41,243 --> 00:39:43,440 Cucumber, salami, 468 00:39:43,441 --> 00:39:46,737 sausage, kielbasa, schlong, 469 00:39:46,837 --> 00:39:50,034 dink, tool, Big Ben, Mr. Happy, peter, 470 00:39:50,134 --> 00:39:53,331 Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, joint, hose, horn, 471 00:39:53,431 --> 00:39:55,329 middle leg, third leg, meat, 472 00:39:55,429 --> 00:39:58,426 Stick, joystick, dipstick, 473 00:39:58,525 --> 00:40:00,623 one-eyed wonder, Junior, little head, 474 00:40:00,723 --> 00:40:03,421 Little guy, Rumple Foreskin, Tootsie Roll, 475 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,518 love muscle, skin flute, 476 00:40:05,618 --> 00:40:09,015 Roto-Rooter, snake... 477 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:10,913 Please don't go! 478 00:40:13,311 --> 00:40:15,607 Hammer, rammer, Spammer, 479 00:40:15,608 --> 00:40:18,505 bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby. 480 00:40:19,904 --> 00:40:22,402 Hey, do you know where room 404 is, man, 481 00:40:22,501 --> 00:40:24,899 'cause I was up at this party, and... 482 00:40:24,999 --> 00:40:28,794 I have absolutely no idea! 483 00:40:28,795 --> 00:40:31,393 Oh. 484 00:40:34,889 --> 00:40:37,387 Schmeck, schmuck, schvantz, ying-yang, yang... 485 00:40:37,486 --> 00:40:39,984 - Whoa! I'm Theodore. - What? 486 00:40:40,084 --> 00:40:42,281 Well, you're right on time, Theodore. 487 00:40:42,282 --> 00:40:44,280 Let's not beleaguer the fact... 488 00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:46,577 that you have no sense of timing. 489 00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:49,175 The fact is... 490 00:40:49,275 --> 00:40:52,571 You're here. 491 00:41:21,842 --> 00:41:24,938 Front desk. 492 00:41:24,939 --> 00:41:28,535 Bottle of champagne. Fast. 493 00:41:40,823 --> 00:41:43,820 Stand still. 494 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,917 I said stand still. You're gonna ruin your suit. 495 00:41:47,017 --> 00:41:49,215 Come here. Come here. 496 00:41:49,315 --> 00:41:51,612 Gimme that. 497 00:41:51,712 --> 00:41:53,710 Let me see. 498 00:41:56,607 --> 00:42:00,003 There. There, you see? You see? 499 00:42:00,004 --> 00:42:04,598 Huh? You look good with your hair back like this. 500 00:42:04,599 --> 00:42:07,397 Like me. Like me. 501 00:42:07,496 --> 00:42:10,693 Not down and to the side, all stupid... 502 00:42:10,793 --> 00:42:12,891 like your mother likes to comb it. 503 00:42:12,991 --> 00:42:15,888 No. No. 504 00:42:15,988 --> 00:42:18,386 - Like this. - Ow. 505 00:42:38,465 --> 00:42:40,463 Gimme this. 506 00:42:42,861 --> 00:42:45,858 Impossible. 507 00:42:45,958 --> 00:42:49,255 You've got your mother's hair. You can't do anything with it. 508 00:42:50,853 --> 00:42:53,650 There. Go. Go. 509 00:42:55,848 --> 00:42:59,245 How did you get your hair in such a tangled mess, huh? 510 00:43:01,642 --> 00:43:04,440 There. Go. Finished. 511 00:43:08,036 --> 00:43:10,633 Are we gonna have fun tonight? 512 00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:18,525 I didn't think so. 513 00:43:29,714 --> 00:43:31,712 Hey. 514 00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:35,308 What about leaving the kids here? 515 00:43:35,309 --> 00:43:37,705 - Hmm? - Here in the room, all by themselves? 516 00:43:37,706 --> 00:43:40,502 No, with the television. 517 00:43:40,503 --> 00:43:42,501 Hmm? 518 00:43:50,194 --> 00:43:52,491 You wanna have fun tonight, don't you? 519 00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:55,688 Yes. 520 00:43:55,788 --> 00:43:57,686 Give it to me. Give it to me. 521 00:43:57,786 --> 00:43:59,784 Give it to me. 522 00:44:10,673 --> 00:44:13,969 Hey. 523 00:44:13,970 --> 00:44:16,467 You kids are gonna stay here watching TV. 524 00:44:18,465 --> 00:44:21,762 I want you to be in bed and asleep before 12:00. 525 00:44:21,862 --> 00:44:25,958 - Twelve. - Your mother and I will be back later on, 526 00:44:26,058 --> 00:44:27,956 maybe. 527 00:44:29,554 --> 00:44:32,651 Don't misbehave. 528 00:44:50,034 --> 00:44:54,230 Why did we have to get all dressed up if we're not going with them? 529 00:44:54,330 --> 00:44:56,627 I don't know. 530 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,617 - What are you doing? - I'm escaping. 531 00:45:06,717 --> 00:45:08,915 It stinks in here anyway. 532 00:45:09,015 --> 00:45:10,913 What did I say? 533 00:45:16,507 --> 00:45:18,406 Behave. 534 00:45:18,505 --> 00:45:20,702 Yes, Papa. 535 00:45:20,703 --> 00:45:22,901 The champagne you ordered, sir. 536 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,696 Too late. Leave it on ice. 537 00:45:26,697 --> 00:45:28,694 But I want some now. 538 00:45:28,695 --> 00:45:30,792 There'll be plenty for you at the party, baby. 539 00:45:30,793 --> 00:45:33,890 You can bomb yo