Trading Places

556 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:54,011 because it's something that you're going to have to live with 557 00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:54,973 for the rest of your life. 558 00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:59,984 Strip, you little shit, before I tear you a new asshole. 559 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:04,279 Did you hear what this man said to me? 560 00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:05,280 Now, I have witnesses. 561 00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:09,034 This man is physically threatening me. 562 00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,783 Winthorpe. 563 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:15,449 Louis III. 564 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:20,918 All right. One gold watch. 565 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:27,260 One alligator skin wallet. 566 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:31,515 Master Charge, American Express Gold Card. 567 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:36,099 Visa, Diners Club Carte Blanche. 568 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:38,642 Two tickets. 569 00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:43,356 La Boheem. La Boheme. It's an opera. 570 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,067 It's an opera. 571 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,950 One cellophane bag. 572 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:55,739 That's not mine. 573 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:58,955 I've never seen that before in my life. 574 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:04,043 That's PCP, phencyclidine. Angel dust. 575 00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:06,424 You ever seen what this stuff does to kids? 576 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:11,885 You are looking at three to five, mandatory, Louis. 577 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:30,566 What's happening, Terry? 578 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,986 Give me a bottle of your best champagne. 579 00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:36,533 You got a lot of nerve, 580 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:39,541 showing your face around here after all this time. 581 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:42,499 Look, man, I got your money. 582 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:48,964 I got your poor, measly $27 with interest. 583 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:53,964 Billy Ray, honey. Is that you? 584 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,178 Who you think it is? 585 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,308 Terence, get the lady some champagne. 586 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:59,890 In fact, champagne for everybody, 587 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,431 courtesy of Billy Ray Valentine. 588 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:03,769 All right! 589 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,183 All right! 590 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,442 That's sweet of you. 591 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:13,112 A toast to Billy Ray, huh? 592 00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:17,112 Well, I'm a sexy man. 593 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:17,996 I'm very sexy, see. 594 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:21,124 And people will come and say, "Billy Ray, you're so sexy," 595 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:22,785 and not understand my sexuality. 596 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:25,545 I know. I'm a very sexy... 597 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:31,176 You was in the tank last night, bragging on your limousine. 598 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:35,384 You're the motherfucker I was gonna carve. 599 00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:37,549 Yeah. 600 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:43,142 Motherfucker? Moi? 601 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:45,432 That just happens to be my limousine outside. 602 00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:48,147 Why don't you go take a look at it? 603 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:50,688 Right outside? 604 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:53,277 Yeah. 605 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,158 You took care of him, baby. 606 00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:56,805 I was gonna Kick his ass. Were you going to? 607 00:40:56,829 --> 00:41:00,663 I should have kicked it, but I'm a peaceful man. 608 00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:10,799 Look, ladies, it's about time for me to get home. 609 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:14,586 But if any of you ladies want to drop by my house for cocktails, 610 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:17,882 there's plenty of room in my limousine. 611 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:18,594 Limousine! 612 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,759 Come on, everybody. 613 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,625 You're looking so fine, Billy Ray. 614 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,581 Thank you very much. 615 00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:56,591 Hey, yo, cuz, if you gonna vomit, the bathroom's downstairs. 616 00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:59,222 No, it's downstairs, man. 617 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,551 Shit! 618 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:06,054 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 619 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:10,567 That's a Persian rug. It's Persian, from Persia. 620 00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,567 Hey. Hey, what is this? 621 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:19,575 What is this shit here? 622 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:24,456 Hold up! Hey, who's been putting out their Kools on my floor? 623 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:29,245 Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor? 624 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,586 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. 625 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:38,469 Have you people ever heard of coasters? 626 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:43,842 Would you like me to prepare some more hors d'oeuvres 627 00:42:43,895 --> 00...