Guest House Paradiso

With a sea view, please. 363 00:28:43,195 --> 00:28:46,675 Gosh, you're quite forthright, aren't you, in your demands? 364 00:28:46,836 --> 00:28:49,475 My word, Eddie. lmportant people here. 365 00:28:49,955 --> 00:28:52,916 Well, first things first. Got any valuables... 366 00:28:53,596 --> 00:28:55,955 that you'd like put in the safe? 367 00:28:56,196 --> 00:28:58,956 - Not really, no. - What about that ring? 368 00:28:59,836 --> 00:29:01,916 Well, I never take it off. 369 00:29:01,916 --> 00:29:04,396 The watch, then? ls that expensive? 370 00:29:04,516 --> 00:29:06,075 No, it's a cheap copy. 371 00:29:06,075 --> 00:29:09,116 That'll do. The pawnbroker's very short-sighted. 372 00:29:09,196 --> 00:29:10,235 Eddie! 373 00:29:10,235 --> 00:29:13,075 ..means you don't need a watch in paradise. 374 00:29:14,395 --> 00:29:16,196 Time...stops here. 375 00:29:19,075 --> 00:29:21,155 (Richie chuckles) So watch, please. 376 00:29:21,155 --> 00:29:23,756 - I'd rather keep it... - Watch! Please. 377 00:29:23,756 --> 00:29:26,036 - I won't be able... - Watch! 378 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:30,996 Come along! 379 00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:35,076 Mmm. There, better safe than sorry. 380 00:29:36,236 --> 00:29:38,236 Eddie, take their bags. 381 00:29:39,876 --> 00:29:41,956 But...they'lI see, won't they? 382 00:29:41,956 --> 00:29:44,756 No, Eddie, take their bags to their rooms. 383 00:29:45,596 --> 00:29:48,117 And you'll keep 'em talking? Gotcha! 384 00:29:49,757 --> 00:29:51,717 Whoo! Look over there! 385 00:29:59,116 --> 00:30:00,756 And off we go! 386 00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:03,517 Off to your rooms. 387 00:30:03,796 --> 00:30:05,477 Uh-uh uh-uh uh. 388 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,716 - I beg your pardon? - I'll say. 389 00:30:24,076 --> 00:30:27,437 Have you stayed in a hotel before? This is the corridor. 390 00:30:28,236 --> 00:30:30,477 And this is the light switch. 391 00:30:30,516 --> 00:30:33,757 I've depressed the light switch, which is on a timer, 392 00:30:34,477 --> 00:30:36,557 which has been scientifically designed 393 00:30:36,557 --> 00:30:39,916 to allow you plenty of time to insert your key in the... 394 00:30:41,237 --> 00:30:42,517 Arse. 395 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:44,877 (Boy) lnsert it in your arse? 396 00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:48,438 (Richie) Never mind, I'm a resourceful chap, so I find the... 397 00:30:49,037 --> 00:30:51,357 Bastard! Fucking! Where is it?! 398 00:30:53,717 --> 00:30:55,477 Ah, there we are. 399 00:30:57,877 --> 00:30:59,437 And in we go... 400 00:30:59,437 --> 00:31:01,917 Eddie! What on earth are you doing? 401 00:31:02,037 --> 00:31:04,997 Uh...I...was... just going to unpack for them. 402 00:31:07,237 --> 00:31:09,957 Don't worry, I'd like to do that myself. 403 00:31:10,877 --> 00:31:12,797 Where's the sea view? 404 00:31:12,957 --> 00:31:15,078 That'll be out the window. 405 00:31:16,077 --> 00:31:17,998 Well, I can't see it. 406 00:31:18,157 --> 00:31:20,797 Yes, you have to lean out. Come along. 407 00:31:21,278 --> 00:31:24,238 Lean out...lean out... LEAN out of the window! 408 00:31:24,397 --> 00:31:26,477 Hold on to the scaffolding 409 00:31:26,477 --> 00:31:29,837 and you can just see the sewage pipe in Dead Man's Cove. 410 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:34,638 I've had it checked by lawyers so don't try anything funny. 411 00:31:35,838 --> 00:31:37,678 And, as a backup... 412 00:31:39,477 --> 00:31:42,918 I've got a picture of some sea, so I've got you both ways. 413 00:31:44,157 --> 00:31:46,918 Could I just ask, is breakfast thrown in? 414 00:31:48,318 --> 00:31:51,718 lt depends who's serving. I sometimes bring it on a tray. 415 00:31:52,798 --> 00:31:54,438 Eddie, a word. 416 00:31:56,638 --> 00:31:59,879 I've told you before, never talk to the adult guests. 417 00:31:59,879 --> 00:32:01,079 Ow! 418 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:04,278 - What? - He poked me in the eye. 419 00:32:05,478 --> 00:32:07,758 No, she walked into my finger. 420 00:32:10,158 --> 00:32:12,398 Ha ha! Look, what time is it? 421 00:32:12,759 --> 00:32:16,238 Oh! Uh, why don't you let Eddie take these little...nippers 422 00:32:17,438 --> 00:32:19,398 off to the playground? 423 00:32:21,078 --> 00:32:23,278 Come on, you little rascals! 424 00:32:24,198 --> 00:32:25,238 (Richie chuckles) 425 00:32:25,238 --> 00:32:28,719 And you two pop down to the bar for a complementary sherry. 426 00:32:29,919 --> 00:32:32,158 - That sounds nice. - It is. 427 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:34,838 And only 75 pence. 428 00:32:37,199 --> 00:32:38,478 Each. 429 00:32:38,759 --> 00:32:40,279 In advance. 430 00:32:40,318 --> 00:32:42,078 Oh, right. Sorry. 431 00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:48,078 There we are. Oh, yes... 432 00:32:48,639 --> 00:32:50,719 Uh...have a...nice...day. 433 00:32:55,918 --> 00:32:58,998