A naive Midwesterner insurance salesman travels to a big-city convention in an effort to save the jobs of his co-workers.
Cedar Rapids is a Comedy film released in 2011.
15 subtitle releases available in English. 13 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
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609 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,993 it's still a nice thing to say, and I appreciate it. 610 00:29:46,077 --> 00:29:47,203 You're welcome. 611 00:29:49,038 --> 00:29:53,584 For crying out loud, Dean, you say the same thing every year! 612 00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:55,711 Because you think you're the Pope, Orin. 613 00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:57,129 And you're not the fucking Pope. 614 00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,298 And ASMI is not a church. 615 00:29:59,382 --> 00:30:02,134 There is a separation between religion and insurance. 616 00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:03,302 It's in the constitution. 617 00:30:03,386 --> 00:30:04,512 Oh, good grief. 618 00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:06,472 You gotta admire Ziegler's style of debate. 619 00:30:07,056 --> 00:30:09,725 Volume, proximity and repetition. Yeah. 620 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:10,893 (LAUGHING) 621 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,187 I'm doing something right. Timbo! 622 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,898 And O-Fox. Where have you two been? 623 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,651 What is that? You got a pube on your cheek, Timbo. 624 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,778 Oh, Jesus, Ziegler. Uncool. 625 00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,947 Eating the canned tuna from the bottom shelf. 626 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,031 I love it! (LAUGHS) 627 00:30:24,615 --> 00:30:26,075 Guys, I gotta boogie. 628 00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:27,952 I'll see you later at the scavenger hunt. 629 00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:29,912 JOAN: Bye-bye. Aye aye, your holiness. 630 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:34,417 Borin' Orin. Just joshing. 631 00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:36,085 Not. 632 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:38,587 No, I'm really joshing. Not! 633 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,132 Oh, got him twice. 634 00:30:41,424 --> 00:30:43,009 What's the scavenger hunt? JOAN: Oh! 635 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,177 You are about to find out, 636 00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:48,014 'cause I just signed up you and O-Fox on the same team. 637 00:30:48,097 --> 00:30:49,348 Oh, yeah? Right on! 638 00:30:50,141 --> 00:30:51,142 I shouldn't. 639 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:53,436 Tim, I promise I won't molest you. 640 00:30:54,437 --> 00:30:55,521 Yet. (CHUCKLES) 641 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,690 No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Come on, it'll be fun. 642 00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:58,941 Everyone's doing it. 643 00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,861 Okay, folks, the ASMI-Azing Race 644 00:31:01,986 --> 00:31:04,530 is just like <i>The Amazing Race</i> on TV... 645 00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:05,656 (COUGHS) No, it's not. 646 00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:08,117 ...except that instead of $1 million, 647 00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:10,077 the winning team gets 648 00:31:10,161 --> 00:31:13,914 a $45 gift card to the Kiku Japanese restaurant 649 00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:15,458 in the Westdale Mall. 650 00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:19,462 So, look for your first clue 651 00:31:19,754 --> 00:31:21,464 under the sea. 652 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:26,719 And by that I mean in the pool area. 653 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,054 (WOMAN WHOOPING) 654 00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:30,431 ZIEGLER: Don't get in the way. 655 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:31,599 TIM: No brakes! 656 00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:33,392 No brakes. Coming through. 657 00:31:34,769 --> 00:31:36,729 Bricks? What the hell is this? 658 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,898 ZIEGLER: It's a word scramble, you dumb fucks. 659 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:41,317 Raff...raff. Riff... 660 00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:43,819 Moff. Two letters. 661 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:46,530 Two more letters. Mo... Moff arts. 662 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,994 I know what it is. Fun Farm! 663 00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,539 Yeah, be cool. Be cool. 664 00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:58,918 Golly, I really need to pee. 665 00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:01,754 I told you to go before we started, you idiot. 666 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:02,838 Sorry. 667 00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:04,090 Queef. 668 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,926 No Q. No Q, son of a bitch. 669 00:32:08,469 --> 00:32:10,304 (CHUCKLING EXCITEDLY) 670 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,270 Hey, Bree. We're in first place! 671 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:20,523 Good luck, butterscotch. 672 00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:23,359 JOAN: Okay, you're gonna make a right on Wilson. 673 00:32:23,526 --> 00:32:24,860 TIM: No, that doesn't make any sense. 674 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:27,029 You're gonna... What? 675 00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:29,031 I'm gonna make a left on Wilson. Oops! 676 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:32,618 North is north. South is south. It's not complicated. 677 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,286 Never Eat Shredded Wheat. 678 00:32:34,703 --> 00:32:35,830 Just remembered. 679 00:32:35,913 --> 00:32:36,956 I never heard that one before. 680 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:39,708 Yeah, which is ironic because Shredded Wheat is delicious. 681 00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:41,502 Where are they? 682 00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:43,045 All right, Perry. Eyes on me. 683 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,630 What are you doing here? You want me to throw you in? 684 00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:46,632 Balls deep, man. Go! Yeah ! Go! 685 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:47,758 All right
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