Old Boys

Go on, run. 332 00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:37,043 You've stopped. Why ? 333 00:27:40,085 --> 00:27:41,251 I got this for Christmas. 334 00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:44,471 When you need to enforce the offside trap, accept no substitute. 335 00:27:44,501 --> 00:27:46,555 - Cool. - Well you think that's cool ? 336 00:27:46,585 --> 00:27:50,710 Pere Noel put this in my stocking. It'll blow your effing mind. 337 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,835 Pins in my face. 338 00:28:00,001 --> 00:28:02,168 It's my face. 339 00:28:03,126 --> 00:28:05,126 But it's pins. 340 00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:07,335 - Shall we, er... - Oh, yeah. 341 00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:10,305 - Let's get on with it. - I've brought you some cards. 342 00:28:10,335 --> 00:28:13,460 Great, yeah. Hustle up. 343 00:28:13,668 --> 00:28:16,626 And why, why don't you just write what you think ? 344 00:28:16,668 --> 00:28:19,668 Boom. There we go. There he is. 345 00:28:19,710 --> 00:28:22,876 I'm just gonna write... ... just gonna write what I think. 346 00:28:24,918 --> 00:28:27,085 What do I think ? 347 00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:33,293 My name is Henry Winchester but most people call me 348 00:28:33,335 --> 00:28:34,460 Winch. 349 00:28:34,501 --> 00:28:36,460 Or Winchy. 350 00:28:36,543 --> 00:28:38,585 Of the two, I prefer Winch. 351 00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:41,793 I'm Captain of cricket. 352 00:28:43,626 --> 00:28:45,793 I'm courteous and punctual. 353 00:28:45,876 --> 00:28:47,960 My hair is 100% natural. 354 00:28:53,001 --> 00:28:55,168 I once saw a ghost. 355 00:29:01,501 --> 00:29:03,501 FUCKIN BRILIANT ! 356 00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:08,710 - Pretty much nailed it. - Right. Okay. 357 00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:12,918 Can we, can we try it another way ? 358 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:14,085 Yeah. 359 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,376 Could you bring your hair down ? 360 00:29:22,168 --> 00:29:24,335 My hair's my signature look. 361 00:29:26,418 --> 00:29:28,543 Try and look pissed off. 362 00:29:30,501 --> 00:29:34,835 Just, just imagine going completely bald. 363 00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:40,751 Great, that's it. Now turn slightly. 364 00:29:43,918 --> 00:29:46,001 Right... First card. 365 00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:49,001 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT 366 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:03,555 Perfect. 367 00:30:03,585 --> 00:30:06,710 Really that, that... that was great. 368 00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:16,085 So, so, so, so, um, so, have you, you've had girlfriends before ? 369 00:30:16,126 --> 00:30:19,126 Me ? The mighty Winch ? 370 00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:21,335 Er, yeah. 371 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:25,418 Ish. 372 00:30:25,585 --> 00:30:30,585 I mean, I met a girl skiing once. You know the thing after the skiing ? 373 00:30:30,793 --> 00:30:32,835 I've never been skiing. 374 00:30:32,876 --> 00:30:34,918 You're joking ? 375 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,013 That's just you being funny-peculiar, right ? 376 00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:39,085 Do you think I'm peculiar ? 377 00:30:39,710 --> 00:30:41,751 The apres-ski. 378 00:30:41,835 --> 00:30:46,043 What a shocker. I mean, she'd bang on about her family, her friends, 379 00:30:46,085 --> 00:30:49,293 her school, her clothes... her diet, her dog. 380 00:30:50,085 --> 00:30:52,305 Her feelings. Good God. 381 00:30:52,335 --> 00:30:55,418 I mean, power to her, I'm just not up to the job. 382 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,460 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT 383 00:31:20,501 --> 00:31:22,585 I'VE GOT 1 YEAR LEFT ON MY SENTENCE 384 00:31:24,668 --> 00:31:26,793 I'M KEEPING MY HEAD DOWN 385 00:31:28,835 --> 00:31:30,960 DOING MY TIME 386 00:31:31,793 --> 00:31:33,877 BUT IF YOU SEND ME A CAKE 387 00:31:40,293 --> 00:31:42,252 WITH A FILE IN IT 388 00:31:44,668 --> 00:31:46,835 I'LL SEE YOU ON THE OUTSIDE 389 00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:02,335 At the bottom of a dead end street she stood, 390 00:32:02,377 --> 00:32:05,460 bitterness in her eyes, rage in her heart. 391 00:32:05,543 --> 00:32:08,668 She looked like a wolfhound but with a hint of otter. 392 00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:12,960 But he was too big hearted, his spirit too generous. 393 00:32:13,793 --> 00:32:15,002 No, he pitied her. 394 00:32:15,835 --> 00:32:17,918 She who thought she was a Karenina, 395 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,127 she wasn't more than a Bovary ! 396 00:32:23,335 --> 00:32:25,377 - Are you done ? - Yes. 397 00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:30,418 You could make it shorter. I mean, I don't know... 398 00:32:30,627 --> 00:32:33,752 I get it, the guy doesn't like his ex-wife. 399 00:32:34,752 --> 00:32:36,835 But I want to know what he's going to do next. 400 00:32:36,877 --> 00:32:39,960 After that, he rescues the prostitutes. 401 00:32:40,002 --> 00:32:43,127 - Just like 'Opium Dimanche'. - It's not like 'Opium Dimanche' ! 402 00:32:44,043 --> 00:32:46,168 It's not set