Napoleon Dynamite

<i>- Do you need a ride? - No.</i> 292 00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:20,983 I missed the bus today, but my uncle's coming to get me. 293 00:30:21,085 --> 00:30:24,885 <i>Oh.</i> 294 00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:31,255 See ya. 295 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,407 <i>Right. I... I think...</i> 296 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:47,774 <i>just a little bit east of the cemetery is a good little area right here.</i> 297 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:51,212 We should do it there. Don't go down here, 'cause they don't have any money. 298 00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:54,547 <i>So, how long are we talkin'about workin'?</i> 299 00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:57,382 <i>What are you... You're already losing your steam?</i> 300 00:30:57,488 --> 00:31:00,855 No. I just... I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. 301 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,893 I gotta be back here by then. 302 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:06,259 - All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all. - All right. 303 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,855 Or else work afterwards. How long's the chat room? 304 00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:12,130 Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe. 305 00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:16,373 Maybe not. I don't know. 306 00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:18,442 You... You pay the bills for that? 307 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:21,637 Does that cost money every time you're on, like for minutes on the phone? 308 00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:23,646 Yeah. Grandma's still payin' per minute. 309 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:26,808 She gets kind of pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long. 310 00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:29,785 I'll bet she does. I'd be throwin' you out the window. 311 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,653 <i>- Bueno. - Hello?</i> 312 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,058 - Who's this? - Napoleon Dynamite. 313 00:31:38,162 --> 00:31:40,562 - Who? - Napoleon Dynamite. 314 00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:44,066 - I'm one of Pedro's best friends. - Your name is Napoleon? 315 00:31:44,168 --> 00:31:46,329 Yes. Is Pedro there? 316 00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:48,428 No, he's not here right now. 317 00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:50,507 Okay, bye. 318 00:31:51,709 --> 00:31:54,177 See, Crystal Street. That's for you. 319 00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:57,976 <i>I'm goin'to Adams Park. They got some money in Adams Park.</i> 320 00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:02,510 What? 321 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,520 Let's go, Kipper. I think we should take this... 322 00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:07,113 - someplace a little more private. - That's a good idea. 323 00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:10,352 <i>Please. Please. Be good to me.</i> 324 00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:12,861 <i>Please, keep going. Dead on. Dead on.</i> 325 00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:18,227 Yes! 326 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:29,436 <i>Before we get started on our new project, I have a few concerns.</i> 327 00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:33,846 First off, I'm concerned about your transportation situation. 328 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:37,319 I mean, do you... you got a car you can borrow from someone? 329 00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:39,322 Well, that's the problem right now. 330 00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:41,324 At the moment, nothing comes to mind. 331 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:52,793 <i>You can borrow my van for the time being. I... I do better on foot anyway.</i> 332 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:56,704 We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers. 333 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,174 How about some gold bracelets? 334 00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:02,379 We need, like, some name tags... 335 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,573 with our picture on it, all laminated and whatnot. 336 00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:06,582 I mean, we gotta look legit, man. 337 00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:08,584 <i>That's true. That's true.</i> 338 00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:11,382 <i>Say, you know of a... a place we can get our picture taken...</i> 339 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,389 like a... a photo store? 340 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,391 Okay. 341 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:18,087 Turn your head on more of a slant. 342 00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:22,592 <i>Now, make a fist...</i> 343 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,861 and slowly ease it up underneath your chin. 344 00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:32,673 - This is looking really good. - You can say that again. 345 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:36,937 <i>Okay, hold still right there.</i> 346 00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:39,573 Now, just imagine you're weightless. 347 00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:42,846 You're in the middle of the ocean... 348 00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:45,923 surrounded by tiny little sea horses. 349 00:33:52,563 --> 00:33:56,021 That was the one. I think that's gonna come out really nice. 350 00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:59,592 Uh, you did it? 351 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:03,435 Wow. Wow, that felt really relaxed. 352 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,441 Thanks, Deb. 353 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:09,411 You're up, Kip. 354 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,446 Is there some...