Night School

00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:10,358 My sister know where I'm at. Okay? 841 00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:12,404 And she live all the way in Arkansas. 842 00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:14,580 Okay, here's the deal, class. 843 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:19,759 You will be given homework every night, just like regular high school. 844 00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:22,283 And now, a pop quiz 845 00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:25,808 just so I can get a better idea of where you all are. 846 00:37:25,852 --> 00:37:27,984 Wait, we got a test on the first day? 847 00:37:28,028 --> 00:37:32,250 Teddy, it's a pop quiz. Okay? Look here, folks. 848 00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:35,557 I am here to teach if you're here to learn. 849 00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:39,257 Otherwise, you can get outta my class right now. 850 00:37:39,953 --> 00:37:41,607 That's what's up. 851 00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,391 Welcome to night school. 852 00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:47,656 There you go. 853 00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:50,659 It was terrible, man! Terrible! 854 00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:53,314 Like, she's not like the teachers that we had back in the day. 855 00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:55,316 What? This woman is a brick wall. 856 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,796 And I can't work her. 857 00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:59,146 I can't work a brick wall. 858 00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:00,452 What are you doing? 859 00:38:00,495 --> 00:38:02,212 I'm working out. I'm trying to shed some lb's. 860 00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:04,499 I wanna feel fit. Why am I even asking? 861 00:38:04,543 --> 00:38:06,719 In the meantime, please stop paying for everything 862 00:38:06,762 --> 00:38:09,374 and you have to get a temp job. 863 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:11,941 You don't think I've been looking for a job? 864 00:38:11,985 --> 00:38:14,030 What are you, crazy? I'm on a treadmill! 865 00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:15,597 The jobs that I want, 866 00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:18,426 they are not going to give to a high school dropout. 867 00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:21,690 Well, you can't keep lying to Lisa. Okay? You know what? 868 00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:24,452 I'm gonna go on Monster.com right now, see if anything new popped up. 869 00:38:24,476 --> 00:38:26,042 What are you gonna find on Monster.com? 870 00:38:26,086 --> 00:38:27,740 Ooh, ooh, ooh. Okay, here we go. 871 00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:30,960 "Sales associate wanted, marketing skills a must," 872 00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:33,789 and, wait for it, "no GED required." 873 00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:37,097 You gotta jump on this, man! This is perfect! 874 00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:54,984 It's chicken from the Lord. 875 00:38:55,768 --> 00:38:57,639 So he made it? 876 00:38:57,683 --> 00:38:59,293 Yes, sir, he did. 877 00:39:00,903 --> 00:39:02,035 Yeah. 878 00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:03,776 I can work with this. 879 00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:05,952 You can? Yeah. 880 00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:08,955 Basically, what you wanna do, 881 00:39:08,998 --> 00:39:10,913 you wanna uplift your customers' palate. 882 00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,045 Yes, sir. 883 00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:13,568 When they bite into your food, 884 00:39:13,612 --> 00:39:16,702 you want their taste buds to scream out "Hallelujah!" 885 00:39:16,745 --> 00:39:19,400 Preach it, Brother Teddy. You are a godsend. 886 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:22,229 I'm a salesman, man. That's what I do, okay? 887 00:39:22,272 --> 00:39:24,536 Now, when it comes to titles, I don't even care. 888 00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:26,320 Marketing director? That's up to you. 889 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,888 WWJD, at this point. "What Would Jesus Do?" 890 00:39:28,931 --> 00:39:30,344 The one thing that I ask... Yes, sir. 891 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,649 Is for you to flexible with the hours. 892 00:39:31,673 --> 00:39:33,240 'Cause I'm getting my GED. 893 00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:34,522 You are bettering yourself, Brother Teddy. 894 00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:35,895 Yeah. 895 00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:37,176 That's what being a Christian is all about. 896 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,941 Yeah, amen to that. 897 00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:40,595 Amen! Yeah. 898 00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:41,640 Glory be! 899 00:39:42,728 --> 00:39:44,207 This should fit you perfectly. 900 00:39:45,295 --> 00:39:48,211 Brother Teddy, I have been waiting on the Lord 901 00:39:48,255 --> 00:39:51,954 to bring me a pint-sized little man like you to fill this out. 902 00:39:51,998 --> 00:39:53,652 And here you are. 903 00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:56,829 I'm not gonna do that. 904 00:39:56,872 --> 00:40:00,267 Brother Isaac, I'm a black man. 905 00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:03,401 I can't put on a chicken suit in 2018 906 00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:08,144 and stand on the side of a highway and hawk no goddamn chicken. 907 00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:10,340 Now, if the marketing position isn't what you had in mi