Overboard

and his view of the ocean. 150 00:49:41,773 --> 00:49:45,151 I feel like that should be my life. 151 00:49:45,193 --> 00:49:49,823 Yeah, you should be living like Bill Gates or Carlos Slim 152 00:49:49,864 --> 00:49:52,534 with a big house and a private jet. 153 00:49:52,575 --> 00:49:55,161 Me too, man. 154 00:49:55,203 --> 00:49:56,830 That's why I play the lottery. 155 00:49:56,871 --> 00:50:02,752 Every Friday at the same time, I buy the same numbers. 156 00:50:02,794 --> 00:50:05,755 12 - 21 - 45 My lucky numbers. 157 00:50:05,797 --> 00:50:09,092 The day the Godfather got shot buying oranges. 158 00:50:09,134 --> 00:50:11,261 Those numbers are really working for you! 159 00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:14,264 You don't understand. 160 00:50:14,305 --> 00:50:19,728 I feel like something's profoundly wrong. 161 00:50:19,769 --> 00:50:21,980 Sometimes I look at my wife and... 162 00:50:22,022 --> 00:50:24,107 I have no idea who this person is. 163 00:50:24,149 --> 00:50:25,650 Tell me about it. 164 00:50:25,692 --> 00:50:27,986 You should've seen Sonia in high school. 165 00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:30,363 She was smokin' hot. 166 00:50:30,405 --> 00:50:33,742 Now I barely recognize her. 167 00:50:33,783 --> 00:50:35,035 She got really ugly. 168 00:50:35,076 --> 00:50:36,911 Trust me, she's disappointed too. 169 00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,748 He's one to talk. 170 00:50:39,789 --> 00:50:41,041 No, I'm serious. 171 00:50:41,082 --> 00:50:43,418 I don't feel like we're really husband and wife. 172 00:50:45,170 --> 00:50:48,131 We haven't had sex in I don't know how long. 173 00:50:48,173 --> 00:50:49,883 Really, I have no idea. 174 00:50:49,924 --> 00:50:52,260 You know the last time I had sex with my wife? 175 00:50:52,302 --> 00:50:54,679 Nine months before my daughter was born. 176 00:50:54,721 --> 00:50:56,556 She just turned three. 177 00:50:56,598 --> 00:50:58,558 - Quick, move away. - He's looking at us! 178 00:51:05,231 --> 00:51:06,358 Yeah, an "artist". 179 00:51:20,705 --> 00:51:22,165 Come on, let's go. 180 00:51:24,084 --> 00:51:25,919 Kiss my ass! 181 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:27,962 You know I can take you! 182 00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:31,800 The thing is, the thing is... 183 00:51:31,841 --> 00:51:35,095 I feel like I'm just a paycheck. 184 00:51:35,637 --> 00:51:36,721 Lady Hands... 185 00:51:36,763 --> 00:51:38,223 that's what you are. 186 00:51:38,765 --> 00:51:41,518 But not a very good one. 187 00:51:43,019 --> 00:51:44,020 Pathetic. 188 00:51:44,312 --> 00:51:46,564 We all feel this way, man. 189 00:51:46,606 --> 00:51:48,066 - Really! - Absolutely. 190 00:51:48,108 --> 00:51:49,526 - All of you? - All of us. 191 00:51:49,567 --> 00:51:51,152 Welcome to the club. 192 00:51:51,194 --> 00:51:53,446 Listen, Lady Hands, you're blessed. 193 00:51:53,488 --> 00:51:55,490 You got a decent job. 194 00:51:56,741 --> 00:52:00,286 A wife who puts up with your crap. Three beautiful, healthy girls. 195 00:52:00,578 --> 00:52:01,830 Will you wake me when he's done? 196 00:52:01,871 --> 00:52:03,081 Don't be a jerk. 197 00:52:07,794 --> 00:52:09,796 Know what Don Corleone would say to you? 198 00:52:11,256 --> 00:52:13,258 He'd say: "Act like a man." 199 00:52:15,593 --> 00:52:17,887 And then he'd slap you. Do I need to slap you? 200 00:52:17,929 --> 00:52:20,640 No. I got it, I got it. 201 00:52:20,682 --> 00:52:22,017 Well, then... 202 00:54:43,992 --> 00:54:46,745 I'm having a hard time, Papi. 203 00:54:46,786 --> 00:54:48,788 Remember when I went to New York 204 00:54:48,830 --> 00:54:51,374 to try to be a concert cellist? 205 00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:53,835 You were furious and cut me off. 206 00:54:56,004 --> 00:54:57,630 And I've forgiven you. 207 00:54:58,298 --> 00:54:59,507 Mostly. 208 00:55:00,550 --> 00:55:02,719 But Leonardo was there for me. 209 00:55:02,761 --> 00:55:04,721 He flew to New York and... 210 00:55:04,763 --> 00:55:07,265 helped me decorate my apartment. 211 00:55:07,307 --> 00:55:10,435 He was the only one who believed in my talent. 212 00:55:10,477 --> 00:55:11,936 Always. 213 00:55:12,687 --> 00:55:16,524 His death was very sudden... 214 00:55:16,566 --> 00:55:19,778 and Magda's been so vague about the details... 215 00:55:37,253 --> 00:55:39,798 Oh my God, how much do these things weigh? 216 00:55:39,839 --> 00:55:41,174 90 pounds. 217 00:55:41,216 --> 00:55:42,842 It's cruel. 218 00:55:42,884 --> 00:55:46,346 They should make it so an actual human being can carry them. 219 00:55:46,388 --> 00:55:48,682 Probably save like 3 cents a bag this way. 220 00:55:52,018 --> 00:55:53,520 Greedy bastards. 221 00:55:53,561 --> 00:55:55,188 Hey, it's payday. 222 00:55:56,856 --> 00:55:58,316 About time. 223 00:56:00,777 --> 00:56:01,653 Thank you, boss. 224 00:5