Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

read, if you don't mind, dear. 546 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:38,592 No, of course not, Humphrey. 547 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:43,145 So, the man starts by entering or mounting his good lady wife, 548 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:45,021 in the standard way. 549 00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:50,277 The penis is now, as you will observe, more or less fully erect. 550 00:42:50,444 --> 00:42:52,821 There we are, that's better. 551 00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:55,115 Now, Carter. 552 00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:57,659 Yes, sir? What is it? 553 00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:02,664 It's an ocarina, sir. Bring it up here. 554 00:43:03,290 --> 00:43:07,252 The man now starts making thrusting movements with his pelvic area, 555 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:10,255 moving the penis up and down inside the vagina. 556 00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:14,217 Put it there, boy. Put it there on the table. 557 00:43:14,301 --> 00:43:18,263 While the wife maximizes her clitoral stimulation by the shaft of the penis, 558 00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:20,098 by pushing forward. 559 00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:21,516 Thank you, dear. 560 00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:25,937 What's funny, Biggs? 561 00:43:26,897 --> 00:43:27,939 Oh, nothing, sir. 562 00:43:28,023 --> 00:43:30,358 Do, please, share your little joke with the rest of us. 563 00:43:30,484 --> 00:43:33,278 I mean, obviously, something frightfully funny's going on. 564 00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:34,571 No, honestly, sir. 565 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:35,989 Well, as it's so funny, 566 00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:39,367 I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team, 567 00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:42,078 in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon. 568 00:43:43,205 --> 00:43:44,748 Oh, no, sir! 569 00:43:47,709 --> 00:43:49,211 [ MEN CHEERING ] 570 00:43:54,216 --> 00:43:57,135 MAN: Come on, Buster! 571 00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:04,017 [ SCREAMING ] 572 00:44:04,434 --> 00:44:07,062 Well played, well played. 573 00:44:07,521 --> 00:44:08,772 [ GROANS ] 574 00:44:12,108 --> 00:44:13,735 [ BOYS GROANING ] 575 00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:21,201 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 576 00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:28,959 [ GROANING ] 577 00:44:36,758 --> 00:44:38,260 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 578 00:45:17,090 --> 00:45:18,466 [ GUNS FIRING ] 579 00:45:23,847 --> 00:45:25,724 [ INDISTINCT CHATTERING ] 580 00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:27,142 [ GUNFIRE ] 581 00:45:27,434 --> 00:45:28,810 [ EXPLOSIONS ] 582 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:34,691 <i>NARRATOR: The Meaning of Life, part three. Fighting each other.</i> 583 00:45:40,614 --> 00:45:43,825 Okay, Blackitt, Sturridge and Walters, you take the buggers on the left flank. 584 00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:45,830 Hordern, Spadger and I will go for the gun post. 585 00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:46,912 Hang on, 68. 586 00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:49,748 You'll never make it, let us come with you. Do as you're told, man. 587 00:45:49,831 --> 00:45:52,500 Righto, Skipper. Oh, sir, sir? 588 00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:55,670 [ STAMMERING ] If we don't meet again, sir. 589 00:45:55,921 --> 00:46:00,425 I'd just like to say it's been a real privilege fighting alongside you, sir. 590 00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:03,929 Yes, well, this is hardly the time or place for a goodbye speech, eh? 591 00:46:04,012 --> 00:46:08,725 Me and the lads realize that, sir, but, well, we may never meet again, so... 592 00:46:08,934 --> 00:46:10,602 Yes, all right, Blackitt. Thanks a lot. 593 00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:11,770 No, just a moment, sir. 594 00:46:11,853 --> 00:46:14,940 Me and the lads, we've had a little whip-around, sir. 595 00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:19,027 We've bought you something, sir. We bought you this, sir. 596 00:46:19,861 --> 00:46:22,948 Oh! Well, it... I don't know what to say. 597 00:46:23,031 --> 00:46:27,410 It's a lovely thought. Thank you. Thank you all. 598 00:46:27,494 --> 00:46:29,496 But I think we'd better get to cover... 599 00:46:29,579 --> 00:46:30,997 [ EXPLOSIONS ] 600 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:35,502 We've got something else for you as well, sir. 601 00:46:35,585 --> 00:46:38,338 Sorry it's another clock, sir, only there was a bit of a mix-up. 602 00:46:38,421 --> 00:46:40,757 Walters thought he was buying a present 603 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,385 and Spadger and I had already got the other one. 604 00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:46,346 Well, it's beautiful, they're both beautiful. 605 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:47,722 [ GUN FIRING ] 606 00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:50,558 I think we'd better get to cover now. 607 00:46:50,642 --> 00:46:52,268 I'll thank you properly later on. 608 00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:54,396 Corporal Sturridge got this for you as well, sir. 609 00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:56,481 He didn't know about the others. 610 00:46:56,564 --> 00:46:59,484 It's Swiss. Well, now, that is thoughtful, Sturridge. 611 00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:01,987 Good man.