Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

She has a nice voice, too. And that body! 565 00:30:22,138 --> 00:30:23,640 Fucking smoking. 566 00:30:23,807 --> 00:30:26,643 She didn't tell me to fuck off once when I was talking to her... 567 00:30:26,810 --> 00:30:28,728 or pull out the pepper spray. 568 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:32,732 You know, lunch box-she could be the one. 569 00:30:34,485 --> 00:30:35,820 - Smooth move, Justice. 570 00:30:35,987 --> 00:30:37,487 - Nice going, four eyes. 571 00:30:38,405 --> 00:30:40,825 Why did you let that stoner throw Brent out of the van? 572 00:30:41,033 --> 00:30:43,285 If I had to listen to one more of those stupid songs... 573 00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:45,120 I was gonna throw him out myself. 574 00:30:45,203 --> 00:30:46,788 We needed Brent. 575 00:30:46,997 --> 00:30:48,374 He was our patsy, remember? 576 00:30:48,582 --> 00:30:49,916 We'll just find someone else. 577 00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:52,295 Besides, I didn't see you try to stop Jay from throwing him out. 578 00:30:52,461 --> 00:30:54,337 I didn't want to blow our cover. 579 00:30:54,379 --> 00:30:56,173 Cover? You all hated his songs, too. 580 00:30:56,381 --> 00:30:57,466 Not as much as I hate you. 581 00:30:57,633 --> 00:30:59,552 We have a very simple gang. 582 00:30:59,677 --> 00:31:01,805 I'm the brains, Chrissy's the brawn and Missy's the tech girl. 583 00:31:01,972 --> 00:31:04,933 But lately I'm can't figure out what you're doing here. 584 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:06,852 Your name doesn't even fit the rhyme scheme. 585 00:31:06,977 --> 00:31:08,187 Since you let our patsy slip away... 586 00:31:08,353 --> 00:31:10,982 you have to convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. 587 00:31:11,149 --> 00:31:13,108 They've gotta break into Provasik now. 588 00:31:15,154 --> 00:31:16,989 You'll do it or you're out of the gang. 589 00:31:17,198 --> 00:31:19,199 Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him... 590 00:31:19,365 --> 00:31:21,826 since he's so fucking in love with you. 591 00:31:21,993 --> 00:31:23,535 Jay? No, he's not. 592 00:31:23,703 --> 00:31:24,746 Am I blind? 593 00:31:24,913 --> 00:31:26,372 He wasn't kissing your hand in the van... 594 00:31:26,581 --> 00:31:28,417 like he was Lord Byron? 595 00:31:28,626 --> 00:31:30,919 Maybe he has manners? 596 00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:35,798 You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? 597 00:31:38,636 --> 00:31:40,137 We've got about two hours before we get to Boulder. 598 00:31:40,262 --> 00:31:42,014 That'll give you plenty of time to work on him. 599 00:31:42,056 --> 00:31:43,724 - I'm not gonna do it. - Why the fuck not? 600 00:31:43,891 --> 00:31:45,893 Because he's just so innocent. 601 00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:47,019 Look at him. 602 00:31:49,730 --> 00:31:50,064 Who's it gonna be? 603 00:31:50,272 --> 00:31:51,691 Him or us? 604 00:31:54,901 --> 00:31:57,571 Steal a monkey? No problem. 605 00:31:57,780 --> 00:31:59,614 It's not stealing a monkey. 606 00:31:59,782 --> 00:32:02,201 It's liberating it. It's- 607 00:32:02,368 --> 00:32:03,702 Wait a second. 608 00:32:03,869 --> 00:32:05,162 Did you say "no problem"? 609 00:32:05,287 --> 00:32:07,331 Yeah, we steal monkeys all the time. 610 00:32:07,498 --> 00:32:09,459 Right, lunch-box? 611 00:32:10,751 --> 00:32:12,628 It's not like it's a bad thing. 612 00:32:12,795 --> 00:32:14,841 It's for a good cause. 613 00:32:15,007 --> 00:32:17,217 It's for the best cause, mon cheri. 614 00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:19,470 The cause of love. 615 00:32:20,638 --> 00:32:22,055 Snoogens. 616 00:32:22,265 --> 00:32:23,474 What the heck is that? 617 00:32:23,683 --> 00:32:26,310 - What? - Snoogens, I believe. 618 00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:27,812 What the fuck do you think it means? 619 00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:29,939 It means I'm kidding. 620 00:32:30,147 --> 00:32:32,316 That's too bad. 621 00:32:39,364 --> 00:32:44,120 I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealing a monkey. 622 00:32:47,039 --> 00:32:48,249 If I'd known that earlier... 623 00:32:48,416 --> 00:32:51,294 I'd have been stealing monkeys since I was seven. 624 00:32:51,335 --> 00:32:54,173 Don't, motherfucker- don't you ruin this for me. 625 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:56,426 Me and Justice are gonna get married some day... 626 00:32:56,467 --> 00:32:58,511 so don't be giving me no look like we ain't gonna steal the monkey. 627 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,388 I'm Morris Day, you're Jerome, bitch! 628 00:33:00,430 --> 00:33:01,973 Don't forget that. 629 00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:05,351 That girl- that girl is in love with me 630 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,103 They're gonna do it. 631 00:33:07,271 --> 00:33:08,312 Good. 632 00:33:08,478 --> 00:33:10,480 They do their part and we'll do ours. 633 00:33:26,749 --> 00:33:29,043 Remember- we meet back h