All Over the Guy

You know, guys can do all kinds of things with women, 738 00:32:29,482 --> 00:32:32,428 and they won't call it sex unless they actually fuck. 739 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:33,595 You know, like sex with interns. 740 00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:34,897 Listen, I'm not judging you. You know, it's just sex, man. 741 00:32:34,921 --> 00:32:38,000 I'm not being defensive. I'm trying to explain to you that a guy 742 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,168 can get together with another guy 743 00:32:39,192 --> 00:32:42,404 and do all kinds of things without necessarily, you know. 744 00:32:42,428 --> 00:32:43,372 Right. Good. That's enough. 745 00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:45,975 It's a big step. I know couples who have never 746 00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:48,310 and probably will never actually... 747 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:49,645 N.t... new topic. 748 00:32:49,669 --> 00:32:52,414 What? What is with you? You were never this squeamish in college. 749 00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:54,283 That's because you were dating women. 750 00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:56,018 Yeah, well, it's the same thing 751 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:57,519 if you don't count the vaginas. 752 00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:59,621 Oof. I count them: 4... so far. 753 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:00,556 Okay, you know what, Mitch? 754 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:03,625 Doesn't count if they have inflate nozzles. 755 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:05,261 Hey, look man, it's not like, you know, 756 00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:07,396 you picked him up at ye olde cock and balls 757 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:08,697 and got out the butter spray 758 00:33:08,721 --> 00:33:10,566 and the choke collar and the whole thing. 759 00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:13,202 I mean, you spent an afternoon together, right? 760 00:33:13,226 --> 00:33:15,437 I mean, obviously he likes you. 761 00:33:15,461 --> 00:33:17,130 Right. 762 00:33:18,231 --> 00:33:19,475 Fuck, these are new. 763 00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:21,277 What's the matter? Are you cranky? 764 00:33:21,301 --> 00:33:23,212 You know, I don't want to do this anymore. 765 00:33:23,236 --> 00:33:24,380 That's fine. That's great. 766 00:33:24,404 --> 00:33:25,614 Okay. Well, you did a terrific job. 767 00:33:25,638 --> 00:33:28,017 Hey, listen, what are you doing on Friday night? 768 00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:29,485 Are you going to go out with the guy? 769 00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:31,620 I don't know. Why, did Jackie say something? 770 00:33:31,644 --> 00:33:34,223 I don't know, but if you're coming Friday night, 771 00:33:34,247 --> 00:33:35,357 she can tell you herself. 772 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:37,459 Yeah. No, I'm not doing that. That's so seventh grade. 773 00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:39,628 Well, you'll catch up. Huh? 774 00:33:39,652 --> 00:33:40,662 Did she invite Tom? 775 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,564 No. It's just us. It will be fine. 776 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,566 7:00 Friday night. All right? 777 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:45,501 All right. Take this. 778 00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:48,570 Have a Valerian or something. Take a nap. 779 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:49,438 He's too intense. 780 00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:51,740 You know, I like him as a friend, but... 781 00:33:51,764 --> 00:33:52,441 Bullshit. 782 00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:54,443 That is just fear of intimacy, 783 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:56,745 which by the way is so 1991. 784 00:33:56,769 --> 00:33:59,481 Pause. Marie? 785 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:00,549 Yeah. 786 00:34:00,573 --> 00:34:03,585 Put the headphones on. 787 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:05,554 The headphones... there you go. 788 00:34:05,578 --> 00:34:06,622 Um, nice, Marie, 789 00:34:06,646 --> 00:34:08,357 but I need more smile 790 00:34:08,381 --> 00:34:10,292 and less sell, okay? 791 00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:11,527 Uh, have fun. 792 00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:14,230 Okay. Great. Fun. All right. 793 00:34:14,254 --> 00:34:15,297 Good. Topnotch. Thanks. 794 00:34:15,321 --> 00:34:18,134 JACKIE: The way you did in the audition, remember? 795 00:34:18,158 --> 00:34:19,635 The reason we hired you. 796 00:34:19,659 --> 00:34:21,737 Right. Absolutely. Yes. 797 00:34:21,761 --> 00:34:24,106 Good note. Really good note. 798 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:25,665 Great. 799 00:34:26,566 --> 00:34:28,444 "New vita-power energy bars 800 00:34:28,468 --> 00:34:31,313 with tasty, chewy goodness in every bite." 801 00:34:31,337 --> 00:34:32,514 I'm just glad you met a guy 802 00:34:32,538 --> 00:34:33,815 with half a brain in his head. 803 00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:35,517 Oh, wait, let me find the love in that... 804 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,453 Oh, right, there is none. 805 00:34:37,477 --> 00:34:39,388 Hey, I'm not the one who fell in love with a guy 806 00:34:39,412 --> 00:34:41,657 who could only get a job selling sperm samples 807 00:34:41,681 --> 00:34:44,293 and doi...