How to Be a Latin Lover

791 00:41:23,228 --> 00:41:24,645 <b><font color="#808000">(SIGHS)</font></b> I was so close. 792 00:41:24,729 --> 00:41:26,355 That'll be $6.50. 793 00:41:26,439 --> 00:41:29,191 Hey, watch and learn. 794 00:41:30,235 --> 00:41:32,528 Oh, I like your bandages. 795 00:41:32,612 --> 00:41:35,531 Oh, I, um... I have a lot of rescue cats. 796 00:41:35,615 --> 00:41:36,699 - Really? - Yeah. 797 00:41:36,783 --> 00:41:40,119 So I'm no stranger to scratches. I'm always bleeding. 798 00:41:40,203 --> 00:41:41,578 Oh. <b><font color="#808000">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 799 00:41:41,663 --> 00:41:43,205 Oh, thank you, uh... 800 00:41:43,289 --> 00:41:46,041 - Cindy. - Wow, Cindy. 801 00:41:46,126 --> 00:41:47,876 What an enchanting name! 802 00:41:47,961 --> 00:41:49,128 Oh, thank you. 803 00:41:49,212 --> 00:41:52,756 If these frozen yogurts are half as sweet as you, 804 00:41:52,841 --> 00:41:54,800 we're in for quite a treat. 805 00:41:57,345 --> 00:41:58,554 Wow. 806 00:41:58,638 --> 00:42:00,222 <b><font color="#808000">(BOTH CHUCKLE)</font></b> 807 00:42:00,306 --> 00:42:02,307 You said 14 ounces, right? 808 00:42:03,518 --> 00:42:04,727 Thank you... 809 00:42:04,811 --> 00:42:06,061 sweet Cindy. 810 00:42:06,146 --> 00:42:07,604 I hope your pussycats realize 811 00:42:07,689 --> 00:42:10,357 what a beautiful scratching post they have in you. 812 00:42:11,943 --> 00:42:12,985 Bye. 813 00:42:14,154 --> 00:42:17,114 I am a beautiful scratching post. 814 00:42:17,198 --> 00:42:18,907 See what I did there? Mmm? 815 00:42:18,992 --> 00:42:21,118 You got us froyo for free? 816 00:42:21,202 --> 00:42:24,747 No, my skills of seduction got us froyo for free. 817 00:42:24,831 --> 00:42:26,248 - Hmm. - What if I told you 818 00:42:26,332 --> 00:42:29,001 I can teach you how to use your skills of seduction 819 00:42:29,085 --> 00:42:30,919 to get what you want? 820 00:42:31,004 --> 00:42:33,756 Argh, I forgot to ask for gummy bears. 821 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,717 Screw the gummy bears! I'm talking about Arden! 822 00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:41,764 Hey, I can get you invited to her birthday party. 823 00:42:41,848 --> 00:42:43,974 Hmm? Would you like that? 824 00:42:44,058 --> 00:42:46,268 You can't get me invited to Arden's birthday party. 825 00:42:46,352 --> 00:42:48,270 <b><font color="#808000">(SCOFFS)</font></b> Baby, please. 826 00:42:48,354 --> 00:42:50,647 - It's impossible. - Somebody asked for gummy bears? 827 00:42:50,732 --> 00:42:52,566 - They're on the house. - <b><font color="#808000">(CHUCKLES)</font></b> 828 00:42:52,650 --> 00:42:53,734 Thank you, sweet Cindy. 829 00:42:53,818 --> 00:42:54,818 - Sure. - Thank you. 830 00:42:54,903 --> 00:42:57,446 I have gummy bears coming out of my ears. Literally. 831 00:42:57,530 --> 00:42:58,989 Not literally, but they are 832 00:42:59,073 --> 00:43:01,116 in a surprising amount of places around here. <b><font color="#808000">(LAUGHS)</font></b> 833 00:43:01,201 --> 00:43:02,242 - Thank you. - Uh-huh. 834 00:43:02,327 --> 00:43:04,912 <b><font color="#808000">(CHUCKLING)</font></b> 835 00:43:04,996 --> 00:43:08,207 See? I can make things happen for you. 836 00:43:08,291 --> 00:43:09,750 Hmm? 837 00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:13,545 <b><font color="#D900D9">(♪♪♪)</font></b> 838 00:43:13,630 --> 00:43:14,797 When do we start? 839 00:43:16,132 --> 00:43:17,591 We just did. 840 00:43:17,675 --> 00:43:19,426 Okay, lesson number one. 841 00:43:19,511 --> 00:43:21,428 Eye contact. 842 00:43:21,513 --> 00:43:23,305 Follow me. Follow me. 843 00:43:23,389 --> 00:43:24,973 - Eye contact. Follow me. - Okay. 844 00:43:25,058 --> 00:43:27,476 Okay, eye contact is power, Hugo. 845 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,645 Women will lust after you. 846 00:43:29,729 --> 00:43:31,313 Now, it's your turn, okay? 847 00:43:31,397 --> 00:43:32,981 I'm Arden. Say hello to me. 848 00:43:33,066 --> 00:43:34,316 Okay. 849 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,319 <b><font color="#808000">(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)</font></b> Hello, Hugo. I'm Arden. 850 00:43:37,403 --> 00:43:39,112 Hello, Arden. 851 00:43:40,365 --> 00:43:43,826 You broke eye contact. You broke eye contact! 852 00:43:43,910 --> 00:43:45,494 'Cause you threw a gummy bear at me. 853 00:43:45,578 --> 00:43:47,996 Well, life will throw gummy bears at you. 854 00:43:48,081 --> 00:43:49,248 Okay, do it again. 855 00:43:49,332 --> 00:43:50,582 Stop throwing gummy bears! 856 00:43:50,667 --> 00:43:52,793 Stop breaking eye contact. 857 00:43:56,047 --> 00:43:57,673 Hello, Arden. 858 00:43:59,759 --> 00:44:02,177 Ah... Not bad. 859 00:44:02,262 --> 00:44:04,346 Good eye contact. 860 00:44:04,430 --> 00:44:07,015 Not bad at all. 861 00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:09,476 You guys are getting real creative with these gummy bears. 862 00:44:09,561 --> 00: