Daddy's Home 2

00:32:34,810 --> 00:32:35,977 Good night, Dusty! 762 00:32:36,311 --> 00:32:38,271 - [BRAD] Good night, Dad. - [DON] Good night, Brad. 763 00:32:41,274 --> 00:32:47,114 ["CHRISTMAS TIME" PLAYING] 764 00:32:53,704 --> 00:32:57,750 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 765 00:32:57,959 --> 00:32:59,669 - Jump! Jump! - [DON] Come on, Griff. 766 00:32:59,836 --> 00:33:01,504 Jumpy, jumpy, jumpy! 767 00:33:02,171 --> 00:33:03,172 Casey's here! 768 00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:04,882 Hey, guys. 769 00:33:05,466 --> 00:33:06,425 Hey. 770 00:33:06,676 --> 00:33:08,427 [ADRIANNA] Hey, Dylan, look. Casey's here. 771 00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:10,139 You want to come French her? 772 00:33:10,347 --> 00:33:12,808 Yeah, you want to go do French on your girlfriend, Dylan? 773 00:33:12,891 --> 00:33:14,434 [SARA] Megan! Leave him alone. 774 00:33:15,185 --> 00:33:17,229 And where did you learn "do French"? 775 00:33:17,437 --> 00:33:18,522 I'll go talk to him. 776 00:33:21,692 --> 00:33:23,861 Dylan? You okay, buddy? 777 00:33:24,778 --> 00:33:26,196 [SIGHS] 778 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,701 I just... I don't get the whole girls thing. 779 00:33:29,909 --> 00:33:30,952 Oh. 780 00:33:31,369 --> 00:33:33,580 Girls, yeah. Yeah, that can be tricky. 781 00:33:34,164 --> 00:33:36,875 But you know who'd be really good in explaining that department? 782 00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:38,418 Your dad. Let me go grab him. 783 00:33:38,501 --> 00:33:40,670 No, Brad! I just want to talk to you about this. 784 00:33:40,795 --> 00:33:41,921 Just you, Brad, please? 785 00:33:42,005 --> 00:33:43,882 Me? You sure you don't want to talk to your dad? 786 00:33:45,092 --> 00:33:47,094 Oh, well, girls. Okay. 787 00:33:47,428 --> 00:33:49,513 Huh. Um... 788 00:33:49,722 --> 00:33:50,723 All right, the girl talk. 789 00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:52,016 Um... 790 00:33:52,266 --> 00:33:54,310 You know, boys have a... 791 00:33:54,935 --> 00:33:57,646 A dingle, right? And girls have a hoo-hoo or a whim-wham. 792 00:33:57,730 --> 00:34:00,065 - Brad, I already know about that stuff. - You do? 793 00:34:00,232 --> 00:34:02,402 - Yes. From school, and it's gross. - Perfect! 794 00:34:02,485 --> 00:34:04,571 I just want to know what to do if I, you know... 795 00:34:05,113 --> 00:34:07,240 - I like somebody. - Oh. Right, well... 796 00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:09,951 You want to become her friend first. 797 00:34:10,243 --> 00:34:12,412 You want to be that one that she confides in, 798 00:34:12,537 --> 00:34:14,331 that she tells you about all of her problems 799 00:34:14,414 --> 00:34:16,875 - with the guys she's actually dating. - Got it. 800 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,293 It's called the "Friend Zone." 801 00:34:18,418 --> 00:34:21,214 And it's where we Whitaker men thrive. 802 00:34:22,131 --> 00:34:25,051 We're the best in the biz. [CHUCKLES] Yeah. 803 00:34:25,218 --> 00:34:29,013 Here we are in a wild frontier, full of majestic pines, 804 00:34:29,222 --> 00:34:30,973 and you two numb nuts are sorting through 805 00:34:31,098 --> 00:34:33,559 a bunch of dried twigs on a Rite Aid parking lot. 806 00:34:33,643 --> 00:34:35,770 You just can't go out on public land and cut down a tree. 807 00:34:35,853 --> 00:34:38,523 Dusty, we are the public. We own those trees. 808 00:34:38,649 --> 00:34:39,983 [SCOFFS] 809 00:34:40,859 --> 00:34:43,403 Oh, I get it. You need to ask co-dad for permission. 810 00:34:43,570 --> 00:34:45,447 Oh, shut up. I know what you're trying to do. 811 00:34:45,572 --> 00:34:47,241 - What am I doing? - Making it look like 812 00:34:47,324 --> 00:34:49,201 I can't make a move without checking in with Brad first. 813 00:34:49,284 --> 00:34:51,745 Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Am I right about that? 814 00:34:51,828 --> 00:34:53,830 [CHUCKLING] Oh, God. 815 00:34:56,334 --> 00:34:57,335 [SCOFFS] 816 00:34:57,502 --> 00:35:00,129 [BRAD] And we own the paint in the Friend Zone. 817 00:35:00,505 --> 00:35:02,757 And sure we're gonna lose some. Doesn't matter. 818 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,592 We're gonna lose a lot, I'll be frank with you. 819 00:35:04,759 --> 00:35:06,094 Well, what do you know? 820 00:35:06,219 --> 00:35:09,013 Brad's having that nitty-gritty talk for you. 821 00:35:09,430 --> 00:35:12,309 Must be nice to have someone to handle the tough stuff, huh? 822 00:35:12,393 --> 00:35:14,520 [BRAD SIGHS] And eventually you'll keep in touch. 823 00:35:14,603 --> 00:35:16,647 You might even be invited to their wedding! 824 00:35:17,106 --> 00:35:19,233 And their dad's, like, "Brad, what are you doing here? 825 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,235 "Teresa never talks about you!" 826 00:35:21,777 --> 00:35:23,320 And you're like, "I'm invited." 827 00:35:23,487 --> 00:35:25,823 And he's, "I wonder about that." 828 00:35:25,906 --> 00:35:27,491 And yo