Daddy's Home

I'm not a woman. 760 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,298 You did the right thing. 761 00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:24,217 Boy, it doesn't feel that way. 762 00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:25,635 Let's get cracking. Where do you keep your tools? 763 00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:28,054 I know where Brad keeps his tools. In the credenza. 764 00:31:28,972 --> 00:31:30,014 - Yeah. - You keep your tools 765 00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:31,558 - in the credenza, Brad? - In the credenza. Mmm-hmm. 766 00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:32,850 Just easier to get to. 767 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:34,227 - It's convenient. - Yeah. 768 00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:35,311 (CLATTERING) 769 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:38,314 This is a tackle box, Brad. Are we going fishing? 770 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:40,400 No. Unless you want to go fishing. 771 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:42,569 What have you got in here? 772 00:31:42,652 --> 00:31:44,904 A hammer, masking tape, three C batteries and 773 00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:45,989 a tampon. 774 00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:47,115 Yeah, well, a tampon's handy for... 775 00:31:47,198 --> 00:31:48,908 Yeah, I know what they're handy for. 776 00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:51,077 So are we not going to fix it? 777 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,370 Well, what do you want from me, Brad? 778 00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:53,621 To buy all the gear we need would cost more 779 00:31:53,705 --> 00:31:55,999 than just hiring someone off of Angie's List. 780 00:31:59,836 --> 00:32:01,379 - (GROWLING) - (GASPS) 781 00:32:02,672 --> 00:32:04,007 And the King, he thought 782 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,884 the Step King seemed okay at first, a little soft, maybe, 783 00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,095 but, heck, the Queen needed a meal ticket. 784 00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:10,905 But the more the King learned about him, 785 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:13,016 the more he doubted the Step King's ability to lead. 786 00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:15,935 So the King decided there was only one way to... 787 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:17,353 Psst... Hey. Good story? 788 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:19,606 Yeah. The King finally came back to his castle. 789 00:32:19,731 --> 00:32:22,775 But the evil Step King wouldn't give him his crown back. 790 00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:26,362 Oh, okay, yeah. I think I've heard this story before. 791 00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:28,031 Ah, it's a story as old as time, Brad. 792 00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:30,796 Well, you know what? It turns out the Step King wasn't evil at all. 793 00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:32,160 He was a really good guy. 794 00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:34,329 Fun at parties, great conversationalist, 795 00:32:34,412 --> 00:32:36,372 affable. And he saw 796 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:39,417 that the beautiful Queen and perfect Prince and Princess 797 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:42,795 were all alone, and he came valiantly to their rescue. 798 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:44,839 Yeah, but wasn't the Queen sad because 799 00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:47,050 the Step King couldn't give her an heir to the throne? 800 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:48,509 Okay, you know what? Now this is getting personal. 801 00:32:48,593 --> 00:32:51,471 Hey, Brad, come on. We're just doing fairy tales here. 802 00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,390 All right. Well, the Queen wasn't sad, 803 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,934 just for the record. (STUTTERING) 804 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:59,604 The Step King was pretty sure she was totally cool with it. 805 00:32:59,687 --> 00:33:02,231 Yeah, Brad's right. I'm sure the Queen was thrilled. Right? 806 00:33:02,732 --> 00:33:03,900 Right? 807 00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:05,568 Yeah. 808 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:12,325 Honey, 809 00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:15,161 what's the matter? 810 00:33:15,912 --> 00:33:17,872 Are you still sad about Dusty finding your tampon? 811 00:33:17,955 --> 00:33:20,041 No. No, I mean, 812 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,877 this is a little embarrassing, 813 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,837 but it's just, I was... 814 00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:29,676 Is there any chance you still want another baby? 815 00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:33,680 Oh, my God. What, did Dusty say something? 816 00:33:34,681 --> 00:33:36,683 He's just trying to get in your head. 817 00:33:36,933 --> 00:33:38,267 So it's not true then? 818 00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:45,525 Okay. Maybe I did want another baby. 819 00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,444 But it's not possible, given what happened to your... 820 00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:51,406 And I'm not blaming them. I love them. 821 00:33:51,656 --> 00:33:53,199 They are my fuzzy little pals. 822 00:33:53,282 --> 00:33:54,409 You don't have to say that. 823 00:33:54,617 --> 00:33:55,702 They are. 824 00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:59,122 I am 100% happy with the family that I have. 825 00:33:59,956 --> 00:34:01,516 The only reason I'm putting up with him 826 00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:03,