Albatross

but I'm on study leave. 508 00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:26,482 Technically, it's a school night. 509 00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:28,923 You can go out. 510 00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:32,427 Be back by 10:00. 511 00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:34,691 Great. 512 00:27:37,622 --> 00:27:40,933 Show some fucking backbone, you total tool. 513 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:42,666 Don't start, Joa! 514 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:44,901 You'd slept with half of Basingstoke by her age. 515 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:47,170 Lucky fucking Basingstoke! 516 00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:50,008 [Upbeat rock music] 517 00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:51,571 Wow, look at that. 518 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:54,584 Wow. That's amazing. 519 00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:55,584 Boy, I wish I had a camera. 520 00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:56,779 Take a picture on your phone. 521 00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:58,515 I wish I had a phone. 522 00:27:58,543 --> 00:27:59,886 Anyway, we should grab what we can... 523 00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:02,721 before they realize it's wrecked here. 524 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:03,782 Oh. 525 00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:06,318 [laughs] 526 00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:10,995 Huge men's T-shirts. 527 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,831 Not as good as these. 528 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:13,835 Women's shoes. 529 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,565 Oh, those are revolting! 530 00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:18,203 Look at the size of them! 531 00:28:18,229 --> 00:28:21,005 Why is everything so massive? 532 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,067 Here, you should have this. 533 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,272 We can't actually take them. 534 00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:24,439 They might belong to someone. 535 00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:26,415 No, you can claim it, provided notice is given... 536 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:29,248 so the rightful owner has a chance to come forward. 537 00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:32,118 � � 538 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:36,489 We are taking all your stuff, okay? 539 00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:40,462 We're having the big T-shirts and the shoes, all right? 540 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:41,657 Is that all right with you? 541 00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:44,428 [Both screaming] 542 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:51,772 � � 543 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,775 Ha-ha! 544 00:28:58,803 --> 00:29:00,646 Aah! 545 00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:02,948 � � 546 00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:04,976 [music ends] 547 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,854 [indistinct radio chatter] 548 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,690 [paper crinkling] 549 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,127 What's that? 550 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:14,129 It's a joint. 551 00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:15,529 Do you want some? 552 00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:17,897 No, thanks. 553 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,765 Where on Earth do you get hard drugs from? 554 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:23,769 Are you for real, Pollyanna? 555 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,077 Can I try it? 556 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,740 Yeah. 557 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,181 It's just a rollie, though. 558 00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:35,343 I just wanted to see your face. 559 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:42,181 [Coughing] 560 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:52,230 How come you're not doing your A-levels? 561 00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:55,067 Surely you want to get out of here like everyone else. 562 00:29:57,195 --> 00:30:01,007 My dad thinks you're really clever. 563 00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:03,945 I was doing A-levels. 564 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,245 I was at The Holy Family, but I got kicked out. 565 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,976 I'm quite pleased actually. 566 00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:14,013 'Cause my mum always said that being a Conan Doyle 567 00:30:14,045 --> 00:30:16,651 made you special, and now I get to skip 568 00:30:16,681 --> 00:30:18,217 all that religious indoctrination 569 00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:20,229 and do something proper. 570 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,727 Did your dad really say that? 571 00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:27,602 What else did he say? 572 00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:29,502 Nothing. 573 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:36,739 I hope you don't mind me asking, but what happened to your mum? 574 00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:41,311 She jumped off the flyover at Shoreham... 575 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:44,183 'cause my dad didn't love her. 576 00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:46,155 That didn't kill her, though. 577 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,622 She squeaked around in a wheelchair... 578 00:30:47,645 --> 00:30:49,215 for a couple years after that. 579 00:30:49,247 --> 00:30:51,887 And then when he didn't come back and save her, 580 00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:54,897 she overdosed on sleeping pills. 581 00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:56,091 Why didn't he come back? 582 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,827 Where is he? 583 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:01,303 Dead... disabled, divorced. 584 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:03,772 Fuck knows. 585 00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:06,298 God, Emelia,