The Last Word

Now, what on Earth made you think that? 559 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,249 You're white. And you're here. 560 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,001 This is true. 561 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,802 However, I'm here of my own accord. 562 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,405 No obligation at all. 563 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,886 To try to get to know you 564 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,850 and to impart my considerable breadth of knowledge. 565 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,649 You want to teach me some shit. 566 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,644 You want to teach me some stuff. 567 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,010 Seems like we've already begun. 568 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,484 (CHILDREN CHATTERING) 569 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,968 Oh, shit. Sorry. (HARRIET GROANS) 570 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,241 HARRIET: Ugh. 571 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,805 ANNE: Let me move this 572 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,125 trash. 573 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,440 What are you doing? 574 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,602 This is a collection of essays. 575 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,126 Yeah, they're mine. 576 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,680 Am I supposed to assume that you care about things... Christ. 577 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,762 Besides writing about dead people? 578 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,440 You can assume whatever you want. 579 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,005 That's how I generally operate. 580 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,130 Yeah, no shit. What do you care? 581 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,365 I never said I did care. 582 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,084 Okay, well, in the interest of me getting back to my life, 583 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,561 what do... What do you think your wild card 584 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,210 could end up being? 585 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,840 How about this? 586 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,241 "Harriet Lauler, ultimate lover of clean cars, 587 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,331 "died this afternoon after contracting a staph infection 588 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,687 "from inside a Volvo station wagon." 589 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,121 All right. 590 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,490 I'll take that as a "no." 591 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,729 Get in the car! No! 592 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,841 All right, all right, 593 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,680 I'm just going to drive away with your purse. 594 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,290 Put this trash back here. 595 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,451 (ENGINE STARTS) Bye. 596 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,327 Ugh! 597 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,640 That's what I thought. 598 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,169 Oh, God. 599 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,168 Would you like to come in for some tea? 600 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:46,084 What? Tea! Would you like some tea? 601 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,281 Sure. Well, good. Come. 602 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,361 Okay. 603 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,250 ANNE: Holy shit, Harriet. 604 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,891 Oh! I forgot I had those. 605 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,320 You forgot you had 606 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,448 an extensive collection of records? 607 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:30,721 Yeah. What? 608 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,009 You forgot about this? (LAUGHS) Yes. 609 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,846 God, '50s, '60s, '70s. 610 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:45,049 Where's the rest? Did you... Did you start collecting CDs? 611 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,441 No. I'd rather listen to elevator music. 612 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,721 Why, because it's tinny, 613 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,371 and there aren't enough nuances in the mix? 614 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,411 Very good, Anne. 615 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,928 Yeah, thanks. Analog, I know, all the way. 616 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,240 I'm totally into it. 617 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,847 (STAMMERS) If you don't have a CD collection, 618 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,607 then where's the rest of your records? 619 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,008 There isn't any rest. That's it. 620 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,601 Why? 621 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,490 Why are you so interested in this? Really? 622 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,689 Yes, lam. (CHUCKLES) I would like to know. 623 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,241 When I was a kid, 624 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,163 I loved to listen to the radio. 625 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,891 I loved the disc jockeys. 626 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,928 I loved what they chose to play. 627 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,089 They would play something 628 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,761 very exploratory and I would think, 629 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,080 "Yes, I like to go there." 630 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,764 And I would listen to the music. 631 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,684 Then they'd play something really bad, 632 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,000 like, almost v