Radioland Murders

Somebody else died in Radioland tonight. 708 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:02,570 Why weren't we notified? 709 00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:06,006 It was a trumpet player, but the doctor said it was just a heart attack. 710 00:34:06,110 --> 00:34:10,137 The coroner says different. Says your trumpet player was murdered! 711 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,546 Pickled with an arsenic-and-gin cocktail. 712 00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:16,382 COGLEY: That was rat poison. 713 00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:20,456 He showed me Ruffles' flask. 714 00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:23,616 Flask? Roger had it. 715 00:34:27,465 --> 00:34:28,693 Déjà vu. 716 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:31,628 This is all very explainable, okay? 717 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:34,398 I was running by when they were carrying Ruffles' body off the stage. 718 00:34:34,539 --> 00:34:37,030 And he happened to drop his flask on my script, and I just... 719 00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:38,870 I just picked it up. 720 00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:43,638 I don't suppose you still have it? No, no, of course not. 721 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:44,806 (ROGER LAUGHING) 722 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,714 Why would I still have it? Right here in my pocket, 723 00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:50,014 where in all the confusion, I forgot that I put it. 724 00:34:50,121 --> 00:34:52,851 Careful! It might have fingerprints on it. 725 00:34:52,957 --> 00:34:54,049 Fingerprints? 726 00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:55,216 Of course there are fingerprints. 727 00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:57,988 My fingerprints. I'm holding it, you idiot. Give me that! 728 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:01,793 Well, well, well. Roger's a regular Johnny-on-the-spot. 729 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,758 Placed at the scene of Whalen's death, and now he has the poison 730 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:08,337 that killed poor Ruffles. 731 00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:10,871 Hey... Oh, pipe down, Dexter. 732 00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:13,136 Roger may be a lot of things, but he's not a murderer. 733 00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:14,677 She's right. 734 00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,311 I'm not even a lot of things. 735 00:35:16,414 --> 00:35:18,746 CROSS: I said, shut up and sit down. 736 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:21,547 You seem to know him pretty well, for a secretary. 737 00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:23,517 Well, I'm his wife, too. 738 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:28,149 Ex-wife. Soon-to-be ex-wife. We're getting divorced. 739 00:35:28,326 --> 00:35:30,658 How come? I couldn't trust him. 740 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:33,257 He lies. 741 00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:35,765 PENNY: Not big lies. 742 00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:38,634 One big lie. But he never lied about killing anyone. 743 00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:39,828 That I know of. 744 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,836 I'll remember you when I need a character witness. 745 00:35:41,939 --> 00:35:45,500 Isn't that what's referred to in police jargon as a lead? 746 00:35:45,676 --> 00:35:46,904 Oh, put a sock in it, Dexter. 747 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:48,808 I happen to know that you had a fist fight 748 00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:50,676 with Junior just before he was killed. 749 00:35:50,781 --> 00:35:53,978 Guess that makes you what we refer to in police jargon as a suspect. 750 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:55,382 Now you're talking! Shut up. 751 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:56,885 And sit down, I know. 752 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,182 CROSS: Stay put, Mr. Morris. 753 00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:00,655 We'd like to ask our suspect a few questions. 754 00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:03,158 Don't wander too far, Shakespeare! 755 00:36:03,961 --> 00:36:05,360 You're next. 756 00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:07,624 Thanks a lot! 757 00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:12,862 (WHISPERING) I'm a suspect. Okay, Roger, I'm sorry. 758 00:36:13,037 --> 00:36:14,766 It's a little late for that now! 759 00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:17,340 That lunkhead copper's gonna want me on a carpet in a couple of minutes. 760 00:36:17,441 --> 00:36:19,602 I gotta clear myself, and fast. 761 00:36:20,044 --> 00:36:23,946 DEXTER: And now, here they are, America's favorite hosts... 762 00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:42,596 All right. 763 00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:46,929 (EXCLAIMS) 764 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,403 (WHIMPERING) Well, well, well. 765 00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:53,771 Looks like Ruffles caught your good side. 766 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,140 You're double-jointed, huh? 767 00:36:55,246 --> 00:36:57,271 This is all the proof I need. Give me those! 768 00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:59,110 You know, I'd kill to have pictures like these. 769 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,048 Maybe your husband would, too. 770 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,677 DEXTER: And now, that rip-roaring, rococo Romeo 771 00:37:04,789 --> 00:37:07,189 of ridiculous, roguish rigmarole 772 00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:09,259 and rhapsodic, rapier-like repartee, 773 00:37:09,427 -