Corner Office

Well, we're here to talk about Orson. 432 00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,628 Do you know who that is? 433 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:46,421 That settles it. 434 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:49,946 Orson and I have agreed to get rid of the room. 435 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,298 You mean... he's going to stay? 436 00:36:53,428 --> 00:36:55,125 It's a health-and-safety issue. 437 00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:56,518 No, it's not. 438 00:36:56,649 --> 00:36:58,346 If he's allowed to stand there like that, 439 00:36:58,477 --> 00:37:00,827 then I should be allowed to practice Reiki in the break area. 440 00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,657 - Hmm. - Don't we need to be functioning at full capacity? 441 00:37:04,787 --> 00:37:07,442 Seriously, he's fucking crazy. You have to admit that. 442 00:37:07,573 --> 00:37:09,183 <i>She said there was nothing wrong with me,</i> 443 00:37:09,314 --> 00:37:12,447 <i>and that I'm perfectly capable of continuing to work,</i> 444 00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:14,493 <i>and Andrew knows it.</i> 445 00:37:14,623 --> 00:37:16,234 He's perfectly capable of working. 446 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:18,453 Hm, I've seen the report. 447 00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:20,977 I'm inclined to agree. 448 00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:23,980 But he's mental. Anyone can see that. 449 00:37:24,111 --> 00:37:26,592 Surely we can't have a moron who goes and stares at the wall 450 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,158 the minute things get busy. 451 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,249 Although I do think we all should be allowed 452 00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:34,208 to do what we like during our breaks. 453 00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:36,297 I'm not so sure about that. 454 00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:39,126 I say fire him. 455 00:37:40,693 --> 00:37:43,957 Orson has been carrying out his duties faultlessly. 456 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,481 Really, we oughta feel sorry for him. 457 00:37:51,181 --> 00:37:52,835 - Andrew's right. 458 00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:55,229 There's no justification for firing him. 459 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,883 Listen, I don't give a shit what he does, 460 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:59,015 but he keeps dragging the rest of us over there as well. 461 00:37:59,146 --> 00:38:00,539 Exactly. 462 00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:02,018 I think it's creepy 463 00:38:02,149 --> 00:38:04,543 seeing him stand there like that. 464 00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:06,196 It's like he's just not there. 465 00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:08,634 Why don't we say... 466 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:16,206 it's okay, as long as Orson doesn't go into the room? 467 00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:21,777 - I could say that. - Are you serious? 468 00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:28,567 It's okay. 469 00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:31,091 It's okay. 470 00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:34,137 - It's okay. - It's okay. 471 00:38:34,268 --> 00:38:35,356 Yeah, it's good. 472 00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:38,228 <i>I did my best to imitate the others</i> 473 00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:40,622 <i>and pretend the room didn't exist.</i> 474 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,017 <i>It felt ridiculous.</i> 475 00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:50,458 <i>When they were all at lunch, I couldn't see any reason</i> 476 00:38:50,589 --> 00:38:52,895 <i>not to go in there for a short while.</i> 477 00:40:03,357 --> 00:40:04,793 I saw what you did. 478 00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:09,668 Don't act all innocent, I saw you. 479 00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:11,757 If I see you again... 480 00:40:12,845 --> 00:40:13,846 I'll tell. 481 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:17,893 <i>Whenever anyone looked at me,</i> 482 00:40:18,024 --> 00:40:19,852 <i>I fired off a broad smile.</i> 483 00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:22,898 <i>A smile disarms your opponent</i> 484 00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:25,379 <i>and makes them doubt their own enmity.</i> 485 00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:33,039 Hmm. How's it going, Rakesh? 486 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,216 - Good. Yeah, good. - Great. 487 00:40:36,346 --> 00:40:38,827 No problems then, huh? 488 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,133 No, everything's fine. 489 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,657 Excellent. 490 00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:46,008 How are things with you, then? 491 00:40:48,924 --> 00:40:50,012 What sort of things? 492 00:40:51,579 --> 00:40:55,365 Well, what have you spent the last few days doing? 493 00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:58,238 Why do you need to know? 494 00:40:58,368 --> 00:41:00,893 - Because I'm your boss. 495 00:41:01,023 --> 00:41:02,808 I'm working on an improved metric 496 00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:05,158 for customer service here in the division. 497 00:41:07,334 --> 00:41:08,291 What is this? 498 00:41:08,422 --> 00:41:09,728 I plan to use it to measure 499 00:41:09,858 --> 00:41:11,643 the benefits I'm providing my customers. 500 00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:14,297 Uh, to that purpose, I've created a questionnaire 501 00:41:14,428 --> 00:41:17,300 that's meant