Kill Bill: Vol. 2

00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:40,140 As the monk and the priest crossed paths... 375 00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:43,180 ...Pai Mei... 376 00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:48,600 ...in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, 377 00:40:48,690 --> 00:40:51,900 gave the monk the slightest of nods. 378 00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:55,940 The nod... 379 00:40:56,030 --> 00:40:57,950 ...was not returned. 380 00:41:01,570 --> 00:41:06,700 Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? 381 00:41:07,830 --> 00:41:13,000 Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? 382 00:41:13,090 --> 00:41:17,970 The motives of the monk remain unknown. 383 00:41:18,050 --> 00:41:20,130 What is known... 384 00:41:20,220 --> 00:41:22,140 ...were the consequences. 385 00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:39,990 The next morning, Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin temple... 386 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,370 ...and demanded of the temple's head abbot 387 00:41:44,450 --> 00:41:49,960 that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. 388 00:41:51,210 --> 00:41:55,630 The abbot, at first, tried to console Pai Mei. 389 00:41:55,710 --> 00:41:58,720 Only to find Pai Mei was... 390 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,430 ...inconsolable. 391 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:14,610 So began... 392 00:42:14,690 --> 00:42:20,950 ...the Massacre of the Shaolin Temple, and all sixty of the monks inside, 393 00:42:21,030 --> 00:42:23,110 at the fists of the White Lotus. 394 00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:28,240 And... so began the legend... 395 00:42:28,330 --> 00:42:33,000 ...of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique. 396 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,290 And what, pray tell, is the Five-Point-Palm 397 00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:38,000 - Exploding-Heart Technique? - Quite simply, 398 00:42:38,090 --> 00:42:42,260 the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. 399 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:48,010 He hits you with his fingertips... 400 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:52,060 ...at five different pressure points on your body... 401 00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:55,060 ...and then lets you walk away. 402 00:42:56,230 --> 00:42:59,190 But once you've taken five steps... 403 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,280 ...your heart explodes inside your body... 404 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,530 ...and you fall to the floor, dead. 405 00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:09,740 - Did he teach you that? - No. 406 00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:16,040 He teaches no one the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart Technique. 407 00:43:16,710 --> 00:43:18,750 Now... 408 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,510 ...one of the things I've always liked about you... 409 00:43:22,590 --> 00:43:24,090 ...Kiddo... 410 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,680 ...is you appear wise beyond your years. 411 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:36,440 So, allow me to impart a word to the wise: 412 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,900 Whatever... 413 00:43:38,980 --> 00:43:43,490 ...whatever Pai Mei says, obey. 414 00:43:44,490 --> 00:43:49,620 If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out. 415 00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:54,910 And if you throw any American sass his way... 416 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,250 ...he'll snap your back and your neck like they were twigs. 417 00:44:01,630 --> 00:44:04,510 And that will be the story of you. 418 00:44:24,740 --> 00:44:27,280 He'll accept you as his student. 419 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,450 - What happened to you? - Nothin'. 420 00:44:29,530 --> 00:44:32,370 - Get in a fight? - Friendly contest. 421 00:44:32,450 --> 00:44:34,120 Why did he accept me? 422 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:38,500 Because he's a very, very, very old man. 423 00:44:38,580 --> 00:44:40,790 And like all rotten bastards... 424 00:44:41,790 --> 00:44:45,470 ...when they become old, they get lonely. 425 00:44:47,130 --> 00:44:50,010 Which has no effect on their dispositions, 426 00:44:50,090 --> 00:44:53,680 but it does teach them the value of company. 427 00:44:55,430 --> 00:44:57,520 Whew. Oh. 428 00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,900 Just seein' those steps again makes me ache. 429 00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:04,360 You're gonna have a lot of fun 430 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,950 carrying buckets of water up and down that fucker. 431 00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,870 When will I see you again? 432 00:45:14,950 --> 00:45:18,370 That's the title of my favorite soul song of the seventies. 433 00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:20,460 - What? - Nothin'. 434 00:45:21,290 --> 00:45:23,840 When he tells me you're done. 435 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,710 When do you think that might be? 436 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,720 That, my dearest, depends entirely on you. 437 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,300 Now remember, no sarcasm, no backtalk. 438 00:45:32,390 --> 00:45:34,720 At least not for the first year or so. 439 00:45:34,850 --> 00:45:38,060 You're gonna have to let him warm up to you. 440 00...