Kill Bill: Vol. 1

224 00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:07,920 This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead. 225 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:45,250 I might never have liked you. 226 00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:49,960 Point in fact, I despise you. 227 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:55,300 But that shouldn't suggest that I don't respect you. 228 00:22:58,470 --> 00:23:01,720 Dying in our sleep is a luxury 229 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,810 that our kind is rarely afforded. 230 00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:08,230 My gift to you. 231 00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:16,740 For fuck's sake. 232 00:23:20,450 --> 00:23:21,660 Hello, Bill. 233 00:23:23,330 --> 00:23:25,330 What's her condition? 234 00:23:25,410 --> 00:23:27,580 Comatose. 235 00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:29,870 Where is she? 236 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,210 I'm standing over her right now. 237 00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:35,380 That's my girl. 238 00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:40,720 Elle, you're going to abort the mission. 239 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,010 What? 240 00:23:42,090 --> 00:23:43,680 We owe her better than that. 241 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,510 Oh, you don't owe her shit! 242 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,220 Will you keep your voice down? 243 00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:49,180 You don't owe her shit! 244 00:23:49,270 --> 00:23:51,350 May I say one thing? 245 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,270 Speak. 246 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,360 Y'all beat the hell out of that woman. 247 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,320 But you didn't kill her. 248 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,360 And I put a bullet in her head. 249 00:24:00,450 --> 00:24:03,620 But her heart just kept on beating. 250 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,280 Now, you saw that yourself 251 00:24:05,370 --> 00:24:10,160 with your own beautiful blue eye, did you not? 252 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,540 We've done a lot of things to this lady. 253 00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:20,130 And if she ever wakes up, we'll do a whole lot more. 254 00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:22,130 But one thing we won't do 255 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:26,600 is sneak into her room in the night like a filthy rat 256 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,560 and kill her in her sleep. 257 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,310 And the reason we won't do that thing 258 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:38,320 is because that thing would lower us. 259 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,780 Don't you agree, Miss Driver? 260 00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:43,990 I guess. 261 00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:46,580 Do you really have to guess? 262 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,740 No. 263 00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:52,580 I don't really have to guess. I know. 264 00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:56,210 Come on home, honey. 265 00:24:57,460 --> 00:24:59,590 Affirmative. 266 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,970 I love you very much. 267 00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:05,090 I love you, too. 268 00:25:07,930 --> 00:25:09,770 Bye-bye. 269 00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:23,360 Thought that was pretty fucking funny, didn't you? 270 00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:25,160 Hmm? 271 00:25:26,490 --> 00:25:29,540 Word of advice, shithead. 272 00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:32,660 Don't you ever wake up. 273 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:14,160 BILL: At this moment, this is me at my most masochistic. 274 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:17,420 Bill, it's your baby. 275 00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:23,070 Oh, my baby. 276 00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:50,760 Four years. 277 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,430 Four years. 278 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,460 The price is $75 a fuck, my friend. 279 00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:26,460 You getting your freak on or what? 280 00:28:26,550 --> 00:28:28,380 Oh, yeah, boy. 281 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,720 20, 40, 60, 75. 282 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,760 Yeah. Now here's the rules. 283 00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:38,560 Rule number one. 284 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:39,730 No punching her. 285 00:28:39,810 --> 00:28:41,600 Nurse comes in and she got a shiner 286 00:28:41,690 --> 00:28:43,230 or less some teeth, jig's up. 287 00:28:43,310 --> 00:28:45,690 So no knuckle sandwiches under no circumstances. 288 00:28:45,770 --> 00:28:47,770 And by the way, this cunt's a spitter. 289 00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:51,240 It's a motor-reflex thing. But spit or no, no punching. 290 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,320 - Now, are clear on rule one? - Yeah. 291 00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:57,530 Good. Now, rule number two. No monkey bites, no hickeys. 292 00:28:57,620 --> 00:29:00,250 In fact, no leaving no marks of no kind. 293 00:29:00,330 --> 00:29:03,460 After that, it's all good, buddy. 294 00:29:03,870 --> 00:29:05,630 Now, her plumbing down there don't work. 295 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:07,290 So feel free to come in her all you want. 296 00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:09,250 Keep the noise down. Try not to make a mess. 297 00:29:09,340 --> 00:29:11,090 I'll be back in 20. 298 00:29:12,010 --> 00:29:13,680 Yeah. 299 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,510 Oh, shit. 300 0...