Valentine's Day

- Yeah, can you run the card, please? - Yep. 622 00:39:40,260 --> 00:39:43,058 Thank you. I have to get my wallet. I'll be right back. 623 00:40:08,388 --> 00:40:11,789 - Wish me luck. - All us virgins are pulling for you. Whoo! 624 00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:14,927 If you need any help, text me. 625 00:40:36,582 --> 00:40:38,209 Pushkin. 626 00:40:40,386 --> 00:40:42,718 Good girl. Go play. 627 00:40:50,963 --> 00:40:53,659 Pushkin, no. Downstairs, Pushkin. 628 00:40:58,371 --> 00:40:59,929 One... 629 00:41:18,191 --> 00:41:23,424 <i>Oh, Grace When I saw your face</i> 630 00:41:45,318 --> 00:41:47,218 <i>Oh, Grace</i> 631 00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:53,791 Hey, you. Come on. Mommy's home for a minute. 632 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,952 Wha...? Come on, sweetie. 633 00:41:57,130 --> 00:42:02,067 <i>Made my heart race Like a high-speed chase</i> 634 00:42:03,136 --> 00:42:04,797 <i>- Grace - Grace?</i> 635 00:42:04,971 --> 00:42:05,995 Oh, my...! Alex! 636 00:42:06,172 --> 00:42:09,903 - Holy... Mrs. Smart. Oh, my gosh! - What are you doing here? 637 00:42:10,076 --> 00:42:13,568 I'm rehearsing! 638 00:42:13,746 --> 00:42:17,182 - Naked? - Naked! Yes! 639 00:42:17,350 --> 00:42:20,683 It's... It's experiment... 640 00:42:20,853 --> 00:42:25,347 I'm doing an... Ow! Experimental show. It's very, very avant-garde type of thing. 641 00:42:25,525 --> 00:42:28,358 And the... Oh, shit! I mean, excuse me! 642 00:42:28,528 --> 00:42:31,395 - It's okay. I've heard the word before. - Not shit! 643 00:42:31,564 --> 00:42:34,260 God, look at the time. I gotta go. Thank you for everything, though. 644 00:42:34,434 --> 00:42:35,458 Ow! 645 00:42:35,635 --> 00:42:36,624 - I'm so sorry! - It's okay. 646 00:42:36,803 --> 00:42:38,236 - Are you okay? - Please! Do not come closer. 647 00:42:38,404 --> 00:42:40,838 This does not look right, Alex. 648 00:42:41,007 --> 00:42:43,942 - Thanks for everything and... - Oh, my God. 649 00:42:44,677 --> 00:42:47,703 - No, Pushkin. Pushkin, no. - Pushkin. Pushkin. 650 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,871 That's okay. You know what, I'm gonna just... 651 00:42:50,049 --> 00:42:53,018 All right. Breathe. Oh, my goodness. All right. 652 00:42:53,186 --> 00:42:56,622 See you very soon, Mrs. Smart! Bye-bye. 653 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,088 Alex, honey, cover your hoo-hoo! 654 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:19,236 - Grace! Grace! - What are you doing? What happened? 655 00:43:19,412 --> 00:43:21,346 - Mom. - What, your mom? 656 00:43:21,514 --> 00:43:25,382 - Yeah, sure. My mom was at your house. - Wha...? 657 00:43:25,551 --> 00:43:29,043 - My mom. What did you say? - That I was rehearsing. 658 00:43:29,222 --> 00:43:31,520 Naked? Did she buy it? 659 00:43:31,691 --> 00:43:35,149 I think so. My fear made me very convincing. 660 00:43:35,328 --> 00:43:37,159 I wrote you a song. 661 00:43:38,331 --> 00:43:40,458 If you do that again, Vladimir... 662 00:43:40,633 --> 00:43:44,899 ...I will have no choice but to get down off my horse... 663 00:43:45,071 --> 00:43:48,768 - ...and punish you. - Hello? Who wants a valentine? 664 00:43:49,609 --> 00:43:52,806 I am wearing my thigh-high black leather boots... 665 00:43:52,979 --> 00:43:55,607 ...carrying my riding crop. 666 00:43:56,382 --> 00:44:00,284 Now pull down your pants and bend over. 667 00:44:00,453 --> 00:44:02,819 I think this floor has the most valentines. 668 00:44:02,989 --> 00:44:05,219 What a sweet little pink ass you have. 669 00:44:05,391 --> 00:44:08,326 And I will beat it with my crop... 670 00:44:08,494 --> 00:44:12,089 ...until you submit to me, you filthy peasant. 671 00:44:12,265 --> 00:44:16,463 I will beat it, and beat it, and beat it, and beat it. 672 00:44:18,104 --> 00:44:20,004 Thank you for calling Naughty Nymphos. 673 00:44:20,172 --> 00:44:23,107 The charge will appear on your credit card as Vague Entertainment. 674 00:44:23,276 --> 00:44:24,573 Hi there! 675 00:44:24,744 --> 00:44:27,679 Hi. Well, if it isn't the gymnast. 676 00:44:27,847 --> 00:44:30,839 Well... Yes. 677 00:44:31,517 --> 00:44:34,816 To paraphrase some poet: 678 00:44:35,488 --> 00:44:38,355 "There's a hell of a nice universe next door. 679 00:44:38,658 --> 00:44:41,388 - Let's go." - E.E. Cummings. 680 00:44:41,561 --> 00:44:43,791 Yeah, E.E. Good stuff. Yeah. Good stuff. 681 00:44:43,963 --> 00:44:46,022 - I think you said he was your favorite. - Yes. 682 00:44:46,198 --> 00:44:49,565 I did say he was my favorite. He had me at the font. 683 00:44:49,735 --> 00:44:53,102 I feel, like, so stupid for forgetting that it's Valentine's Day today. 684 00:44:53,272 --> 00:44:57,140 - Oh, no. It's really not a big deal. - You know what, it is to me. 685 00:44:57,310 --> 00:45:01,508 So can I take you out tonight? 686 00:45:01,948 --> 00:45:05,475 Yes. Th