Daryl Zero is a private investigator and—along with his assistant, Steve Arlo—he solves impossible crimes and puzzles. Although Daryl's a master investigator, he doesn't know what to do with himself when he's not working; he has no social skills, writes bad music and drives Steve crazy.
Zero Effect is a Comedy, Crime, Mystery film released in 1998.
4 subtitle releases available in English. 2 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
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520
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,400
Then I figured paramedic,
not doctor or nurse.
521
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,960
That's how...
522
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,160
...I just kind of guessed.
523
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,480
You're right about...
524
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,120
...each part.
525
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,480
Do you enjoy that work?
526
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,200
Sometimes.
527
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,880
Sometimes?
528
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,120
It can be a thrill.
529
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,840
You rush in the middle of something,
some chaotic mess, and get involved...
530
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,400
...intervene...
531
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,920
...maybe help somebody...
532
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,400
...maybe revive their body.
533
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,040
Some of it's just boring, though.
534
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,840
The hours are terrible.
535
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:09,040
12 and 18-hour shifts...
I'm rambling now, so...
536
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,960
That's interesting to me.
537
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,400
What about you?
Do you live around here?
538
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,200
"Do you live around here?"
539
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,640
Stupid question.
540
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,320
What difference does that make?
541
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,120
No, that's okay.
542
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,920
I'm only here for
a couple of days on business.
543
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,640
So you're with that conference?
544
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,160
So you're an accountant?
545
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,280
That's pretty exciting, I know.
546
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,840
I don't know how you do that.
All the forms, all the time...
547
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,560
The forms grow on you.
548
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,520
Where do you live?
549
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:56,880
Nick.
550
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,280
I know. Nick Carmine.
551
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,400
Daisy, the front desk. She told me.
552
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,680
What did I tell you
about these curtains?
553
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,600
And these over here?
554
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,560
Fucking whales?
555
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,520
Fuck the whales!
556
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,960
I'm a mess.
557
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,280
All that fucking exercise.
558
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,400
Maybe you should
stop snorting that shit.
559
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,880
It keeps my teeth sharp.
560
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,040
I went back to L.A. And got that stuff
that you sent me to get...
561
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,520
...but since you then
went back to L.A. Yourself...
562
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,600
...you probably don't need it anymore.
563
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:59,280
Did you see that poem that Stark
wrote in college, "An Ode to Clarissa?"
564
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:04,720
Worst I've read since the case of the
shrinking gypsy stripper's scribblings.
565
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:06,840
Tell me this:
566
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,840
How do you rhyme
'towards' and 'birds'?
567
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,120
"Dropping, falling...
568
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,840
...diving towards...
569
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,880
Two lovers lost.
570
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,480
Plummeting...
571
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,760
...birds"?
They don't rhyme.
572
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,440
Maybe it's not supposed to rhyme.
573
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,760
Also...
574
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,440
...how do you write a poem
about Clarissa...
575
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,840
...and never have the name
in the poem?
576
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,320
If ever a name deserved, begged
to be in a poem, it's Clarissa.
577
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,880
Anyway, I did that phone book-database
cross-reference thing you asked for...
578
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,600
...and there are 1800 men in Oregon...
579
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,360
...with the initials 'K.V.'
580
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,880
And about a million in the United States
that are listed.
581
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,520
How about you?
Have any luck on your end?
582
00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,080
I found the blackmailer.
583
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,560
- You did?
- Yeah.
584
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,280
Her name is Gloria Sullivan.
585
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,160
How do you know it's her?
586
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:09,720
I watched her...
587
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,400
...walk into the bathroom...
588
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,080
...and get the money.
589
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,520
I have to admit I was a bit surprised.
590
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:20,160
I had a few guesses about suspects,
but I'd never...
591
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,400
I mean, I just didn't even
think twice about ...
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