Banana Split

00:25:23,762 --> 00:25:25,764 I have no idea. I actually had to Google it. 390 00:25:27,666 --> 00:25:32,435 What about when he grabs your boob like it is a tightly-sealed jar? 391 00:25:32,437 --> 00:25:34,237 - Okay, thank you. - Yes. 392 00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:36,274 I would get freakin' bruises. 393 00:25:39,477 --> 00:25:42,514 What about when he refers to his dick as a quidditch stick? 394 00:25:47,318 --> 00:25:49,888 He... He hasn't done that with me. 395 00:25:57,562 --> 00:25:59,497 I think we should make some rules. 396 00:26:00,532 --> 00:26:02,467 - I concur. - Cool. 397 00:26:05,804 --> 00:26:08,805 First rule, no talking about Nick. 398 00:26:08,807 --> 00:26:10,973 Second rule, no telling Nick. 399 00:26:10,975 --> 00:26:14,977 Ooh. Okay, so rule 2B should be no social media. 400 00:26:14,979 --> 00:26:17,814 - That's so smart. - Yeah. 401 00:26:17,816 --> 00:26:20,750 And if things get weird, we have to tell each other. 402 00:26:20,752 --> 00:26:22,587 - These are really good rules. - Yeah. 403 00:26:24,289 --> 00:26:25,621 I feel like we're in <i>Fight Club.</i> 404 00:26:25,623 --> 00:26:29,292 Yeah. You can be Brad Pitt and I'll be George Clooney. 405 00:26:29,294 --> 00:26:33,362 Well, you can be George Clooney if you want, but he wasn't in <i>Fight Club.</i> 406 00:26:33,364 --> 00:26:36,768 Oh. Well, I watched it when I was on whip-its. 407 00:26:37,769 --> 00:26:39,635 Okay, is this crazy? 408 00:26:39,637 --> 00:26:41,337 Probably. 409 00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:50,379 So, um, should we, like, make out now, or... 410 00:26:50,381 --> 00:26:51,950 I did already touch your boob. 411 00:26:52,917 --> 00:26:54,786 - That's true. - Yeah. 412 00:26:58,089 --> 00:26:59,424 Good night. 413 00:27:04,629 --> 00:27:09,465 Just so, um, we're clear, I'm not actually a lesbian. 414 00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:12,935 I feel like I've been giving you some lesbian undertones and, like... 415 00:27:12,937 --> 00:27:16,674 I did... I did, uh, make out with my friend Sally once... 416 00:27:17,976 --> 00:27:19,408 but I didn't enjoy it. 417 00:27:19,410 --> 00:27:20,943 - I was worried. I'm glad. - Yeah. 418 00:27:20,945 --> 00:27:22,914 Thank you for the clarification. 419 00:27:25,850 --> 00:27:28,620 You can drive away now. 420 00:27:31,956 --> 00:27:33,892 - Bye! - Bye! 421 00:27:37,896 --> 00:27:39,731 Whoo! Clara! 422 00:27:58,016 --> 00:27:59,081 No! 423 00:28:07,091 --> 00:28:09,494 - I got him for you. - For me? 424 00:28:21,105 --> 00:28:22,038 It's bad. 425 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,675 <i>Clara to the stockroom.</i> 426 00:28:25,543 --> 00:28:27,476 <i>Clara, please come to the back.</i> 427 00:28:27,478 --> 00:28:29,047 Yep. That's what we're gonna do. 428 00:29:19,231 --> 00:29:20,732 Do you want a bite of my patty melt? 429 00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:23,532 I'll have a bite of the bread part. 430 00:29:23,534 --> 00:29:25,501 Just the toast? 431 00:29:25,503 --> 00:29:27,837 - I don't wanna ingest weird meat. - No. 432 00:29:27,839 --> 00:29:29,007 Open your mind. 433 00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:32,110 Right there. The cheesy part. 434 00:29:32,844 --> 00:29:33,845 Fine. 435 00:29:38,616 --> 00:29:41,019 - Oh, my God. Mmm. - It's so good, right? 436 00:29:43,755 --> 00:29:45,821 - What? - Nothin'. 437 00:29:45,823 --> 00:29:48,791 Just the first time I get to see you guys in action. 438 00:29:48,793 --> 00:29:49,794 And? 439 00:29:51,263 --> 00:29:53,095 And I feel like a traitor. 440 00:29:53,097 --> 00:29:54,364 Oh, you're blowing this out of proportion. 441 00:29:54,366 --> 00:29:57,702 Yeah, maybe we measure proportions differently, you and I... 442 00:29:58,670 --> 00:30:00,503 And Nick. 443 00:30:00,505 --> 00:30:02,538 - Are you gonna tell him? - Hmm? 444 00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:05,641 - Are you a rat, Benjamin? - Yeah, a cheese-eating rat? 445 00:30:05,643 --> 00:30:07,576 Do you wanna know what happens to rats? 446 00:30:07,578 --> 00:30:11,181 - They get their toes cut off. - They get shanked in their sleep. 447 00:30:11,183 --> 00:30:13,983 They get their carbon monoxide detectors disabled. 448 00:30:13,985 --> 00:30:16,852 They get their sunscreen stolen, you ginger fuck. 449 00:30:16,854 --> 00:30:18,120 There it is. 450 00:30:18,122 --> 00:30:19,855 Yeah. 451 00:30:19,857 --> 00:30:22,159 You guys are perfect for each other, you know that? 452 00:30:23,628 --> 00:30:24,662 Oh, shoot. 453 00:30:26,265 --> 00:30:28,533 - Oh, I need to take mine, too. - Yeah. 454 00:30:28,933 --> 00:30:30,666 What? 455 00:30:30,668 --> 00:30:32,835 - Benjamin, what day is it? - It is Tuesday. 456 00:30:32,837 --> 00:30:34,605 - Tuesday. - Tuesday. 457 00:30:42,981 --> 00:30:44,183 <i>So, what's up with April?</i> 458 00:30:45,783 --> 00:30:47,284 You mean Clara? 459 00:30:47,286 --> 00:30:48,784 No, I saw Clara yesterday. 460 00:30:48,786 --> 00:30:49,921 I meant April. 461 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:57,495 Don't go to your weird, silent place. 462 00:30:58,763 --> 00:31