Paddington 2

658 00:34:07,842 --> 00:34:08,977 (EXCLAIMS) 659 00:34:11,210 --> 00:34:12,910 (GRUNTING) 660 00:34:16,610 --> 00:34:18,706 Oh, it's only one red sock. 661 00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:21,076 What's the worst that can happen? 662 00:34:24,409 --> 00:34:26,340 Afternoon, chaps. 663 00:34:26,342 --> 00:34:27,941 (GROWLS) 664 00:34:27,943 --> 00:34:31,308 If you ask me, the pink really brightens the place up a bit. 665 00:34:31,310 --> 00:34:35,607 If you ask me, you should pipe down and enjoy your dinner, 666 00:34:35,609 --> 00:34:37,843 because it might be your last. 667 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,473 Okay. 668 00:34:39,475 --> 00:34:41,043 (TRAY CLATTERING) 669 00:34:43,576 --> 00:34:45,809 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 670 00:34:56,276 --> 00:34:57,908 (SNIFFS) Ugh. 671 00:34:57,910 --> 00:35:00,673 Don't worry. I used to be a restaurant critic. 672 00:35:00,675 --> 00:35:02,809 - It's not as bad as it looks. - Oh. 673 00:35:03,243 --> 00:35:04,473 (GAGS) 674 00:35:04,475 --> 00:35:06,275 It's worse. 675 00:35:06,277 --> 00:35:08,240 What is this? 676 00:35:08,242 --> 00:35:09,573 Nobody knows. 677 00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:11,975 But we've been eating it three times a day 678 00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:13,640 for the past ten years. 679 00:35:13,642 --> 00:35:14,907 Why doesn't someone have 680 00:35:14,909 --> 00:35:17,340 - a word with the chef? - (COUGHS) 681 00:35:17,342 --> 00:35:20,208 - With Knuckles? - (GROWLING) 682 00:35:20,210 --> 00:35:23,140 Two things to remember if you want to survive in here. 683 00:35:23,142 --> 00:35:27,007 Keep your head down and never talk to Knuckles. 684 00:35:27,009 --> 00:35:27,974 Thank you. 685 00:35:27,976 --> 00:35:30,140 Well I think it's a great idea. 686 00:35:30,142 --> 00:35:31,441 Tell you what, son, 687 00:35:31,443 --> 00:35:33,573 you get Knuckles to change the menu and 688 00:35:33,575 --> 00:35:35,574 we might forget about you making us 689 00:35:35,576 --> 00:35:38,107 look like a bunch of pink flamingos. 690 00:35:38,109 --> 00:35:41,073 - All right then, I will. - PHIBS: You don't wanna 691 00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:42,707 - do that. - Aunt Lucy said, 692 00:35:42,709 --> 00:35:45,439 "If you look for the good in people, you'll find it." 693 00:35:45,441 --> 00:35:47,876 She obviously never met Knuckles. 694 00:35:54,109 --> 00:35:55,810 Um, excuse me. 695 00:35:56,809 --> 00:35:58,475 Mr. Knuckles? 696 00:35:59,042 --> 00:36:00,275 Yes? 697 00:36:00,277 --> 00:36:01,708 I just wondered if I could have 698 00:36:01,710 --> 00:36:03,508 a quick word about the food? 699 00:36:03,510 --> 00:36:06,041 Send a medic to the canteen. 700 00:36:06,043 --> 00:36:07,843 You want to 701 00:36:08,877 --> 00:36:10,341 complain? 702 00:36:10,343 --> 00:36:12,308 Oh, no, I wouldn't say complain. 703 00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:13,707 Oh, that's a shame. 704 00:36:13,709 --> 00:36:17,643 Because I just love it when people complain. 705 00:36:18,408 --> 00:36:20,475 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 706 00:36:20,943 --> 00:36:22,041 Oh. 707 00:36:22,043 --> 00:36:24,708 Well, in that case, it's very gritty. 708 00:36:24,710 --> 00:36:26,440 - Oh. - And lumpy. 709 00:36:26,442 --> 00:36:27,908 And as for the bread... 710 00:36:27,910 --> 00:36:29,208 (PRISONERS GASP) 711 00:36:29,210 --> 00:36:30,673 Need I say more? 712 00:36:30,675 --> 00:36:33,440 I think we need to completely overhaul the menu. 713 00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:35,041 Now I know we're working to a tight budget, 714 00:36:35,043 --> 00:36:37,108 but we could at least add some sauce. 715 00:36:37,110 --> 00:36:38,339 (PRISONERS GASP) 716 00:36:38,341 --> 00:36:41,407 Oh. Sorry about that. I'll just... 717 00:36:41,409 --> 00:36:44,240 Hmm. No, that's just rubbing it in. 718 00:36:44,242 --> 00:36:45,740 (GROWLS) 719 00:36:45,742 --> 00:36:48,442 Don't worry. I know what gets ketchup stains out. 720 00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:52,076 Hang on, was it mustard? 721 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:55,340 No. 722 00:36:55,342 --> 00:36:57,373 That's just made it worse! 723 00:36:57,375 --> 00:36:59,876 Does anyone know what works on ketchup? 724 00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:01,576 Chaps? 725 00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:05,707 (PRISONERS GASP) 726 00:37:05,709 --> 00:37:07,975 Forget the medic. Better send a priest. 727 00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:09,906 You listen to me, you little maggot. 728 00:37:09,908 --> 00:37:11,074 Listening. 729 00:37:11,076 --> 00:37:13,574 Nobody criticizes my food! 730 00:37:13,576 --> 00:37:14,907 - Right. - Nobody 731 00:37:14,909 --> 00:37:17,740 squirts condiments on my apron. 732 00:37:17,742 --> 00:37:19,441 - Got it. - And nobody 733 00:37:19,443 --> 00:37:22,341 bonks me on the head with a baguette. 734 00:37:22,343 --> 00:37:23,573 No bonking. 735 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:24,706 I'll overhaul the menu all right. 736 00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:26,373 - Really? - Dish of the day. 737 00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:28,075 - Yes? - Bear pie. 738 00:37:28,077 --> 00:37:29,843 I don't like it. 739 00:37:46,409 --> 00:37:48...