Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

That's your new head. 615 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:28,755 What? 616 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,076 I had it specially made for you, man. 617 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,016 I took the measurements while you were sleeping. 618 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,396 It's like on some futuristic EDM shit. 619 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,637 We did the research, and EDM is hot. 620 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,551 Robots on ecstasy and shit. 621 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,435 Daft Punk, deadmau5, DJ Tommy Pizza. 622 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,753 Oprah Spinfrey, Vinyl Ritchie, R2-LSD2, 623 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:55,392 Ecstasy-3PO, LSD-3PO, Elton John. All those dudes are crushing. 624 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,696 - Look at all these functions. - Yeah. 625 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,438 It's like a Lite-Brite, but it's moving. 626 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,279 Oh, and check this out. 627 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,956 Oh, wow! It goes all the way up there. 628 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,270 All the way, man. It's like a beacon to space. 629 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,918 And, plus, it makes this sound. 630 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,759 Wow! 631 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,114 Why would it make that sound? 632 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,349 I don't even know, 633 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,159 but it's nice to know that it's there if you need it, you know. 634 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,276 Yeah. Yo, helmet's dope. 635 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,556 Looks like the tip of Optimus Prime's dick. 636 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,313 See? Don't you wanna look like Optimus Prime? 637 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,955 His dick? Fuck, yeah! 638 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,072 Fuck, yeah! Yeah, man... I don't know. 639 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:35,637 Owen, please? Please, please wear the helmet, Owen. 640 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,473 Come on, man. The show really needs it. Please, man. 641 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,314 I mean, if it'll help the tour. Yes. 642 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,676 Yeah. Dude, we're killing this! 643 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,430 <i>Well, howdy, ma'am We're the two banditos...</i> 644 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,840 <i>Having Hunter aboard has really energized the tour.</i> 645 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,955 Tickets are selling. 646 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,599 <i>Hunter is the shit.</i> 647 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,037 Aw! I love you, too, man. 648 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,553 Dude! Get off me, dude! 649 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,596 <i>Yeah, you know we're two banditos</i> 650 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:10,310 <i>Yeah, you know we're two banditos</i> 651 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,436 <i>Do a little dance and drink a little water</i> 652 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,399 Putting that helmet on Owen's head, that was a brilliant gimmick. 653 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,038 I wish I'd done that with Zayn. 654 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,315 We could've kept him in One Direction for years. 655 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,152 Prank time! 656 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,231 Pranks is where it's at. You know what I'm saying? 657 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,311 Like, you've got to have fun on tour, yo. 658 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,788 Rise and shine, dude. 659 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,376 <i>You know he's got that sense of humor</i> 660 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,676 where it's like, "Stop now, please." "Please stop." 661 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,576 But he keeps on going. "Please stop doing this." 662 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,875 <i>Eat a lot of burritos While we're fucking bald eagles</i> 663 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,791 <i>Let's go back to the chorus, dude Okay</i> 664 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,598 <i>We're two cute little kittens</i> 665 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,671 <i>Yeah, we're two cute little kittens</i> 666 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,911 <i>Yeah, we're two cute little kittens Shut the fuck up</i> 667 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,798 Con ner, did you take a shit in the Anne Frank House? 668 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,633 Do not go in there. 669 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,790 Whoo! 670 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,199 <i>Ace Ventura.</i> 671 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,576 <i>I fucked your first cousin with the didgeridoo</i> 672 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,400 <i>And when she came You know, it sounded like...</i> 673 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,749 <i>This is my new best friend right here!</i> 674 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,479 <i>This my nigga!</i> 675 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,238 <i>Yeah, he's my friend!</i> 676 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,318 All right, listen up, everybody. 677 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,437 First of all, I wanna say congratulations on a great show tonight. 678 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,832 - Yeah. - For the last eight shows, 679 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,911 we have been sold out! 680 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,001 It's like I was... I feel like it's finally just clicking. 681 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,349 Yeah. Hey, we are on a roll, baby. 682 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,953 Yeah. Yeah. 683 00:33:35,0